3: X-Day False Idol Contest!

From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>
Date: Thu, May 5, 2005 2:41 PM

You have less than two months left to conceive of and construct your False Idol for the X-Day False Idol Contest! The bigger the better! The more genitalia the better!

-RevNickie

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From: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com>

I read that subject title and immediately assumed it was going to be some kind of Subgenius karaoke with Hellpope acting as the Simon Cowell guy who would kick the asses of any terrible vocals. I need to stop watching so much reality television...

--With love, the Rabbs

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From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>

That's reality?

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

>
> I read that subject title and immediately assumed it was going to be
> some kind of Subgenius karaoke with Hellpope acting as the Simon Cowell
> guy who would kick the asses of any terrible vocals. I need to stop
> watching so much reality television...

Naw, but if someone's singin' struck me as if a 300-pound grackel was
trying to splice "The Girl from Ipanema" with "I Wanna Be Sedated" while
zonked on percodans and GOOF balls, I'd have Gov. Rocknar clobber 'em in
the back of the punkin with a 20-pound sea bass.

--

HellPope Huey
DON'T PANIC!!!
Okay, NOW you can panic.
Well hell,
how long did you expect me to hold it in?

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough for Love"

"Who wants ass-frosting?"
- "The Simpsons"

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

> You have less than two months left to conceive of
> and construct your False Idol for the X-Day False
> Idol Contest! The bigger the better! The more
> genitalia the better!
>

Extra points if you can get converts to you false idol
to do stupid stuff like comb their hair funny; wear or
not wear the same article of clothing; insist on eating
certain foods to excess or not eating a particular food
at all, or eating it funny, like with their finger no
matter it is, which is especially good with spahetti
and ice cream.

Personally, I like the idea that all members have to
continually expose their left tit, paint their noses
green, and make perfunctory 'raspberry' noise whenever
the name of their false idol is mentioned.

--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

I have an additional suggestion, one that you might have to research a
bit to gain its meaning:

robot camel jockey

Google it and build me one.

-RevNickie