X Day West Coast

From: "ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Thu, Sep 2, 2004 3:14 AM

Why not?

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From: Rev DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Earthquakes.

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From: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer <seventhsqueal@verniciouskanit.com>

In my opinion an earthquake or other disaster on XDay morning would be
quite festive.

Daydreaming....

Twisters
Waterspouts
Burning Bushes
Meteorites
Nazi hell creatures
flying monkeys
locusts
stock market crash
huge power grid failures
one of those surges that fries all of the electronics
storm surges
hailstones the size of "Bob's" balls
water turning to blood
pillars of fire
godzilla wakes and rampages

ALL on one day...not spread out like the endtime disasters of the
Xians and Jews. I swear if anyone can make an apolcalypse drag on for
millenia...it's the Jews and the Christians. "The world started ending
5,000 years ago and YOU MAY DIE!!!!!"

Still half asleep and dreaming,
Salacia

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

>>> "The world started ending
> 5,000 years ago and YOU MAY DIE!!!!!"

And not a moment too soon! .sig file.

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From: proanabob@yahoo.com (proanaNHGH)

"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<SLzZc.10736$QJ3.7236@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>...
> Why not?

man it is totally possible. there are plenty of us.

Reverend PrOHna
Kicker of Stangs

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

>
> Why not?

Because people out here are not as TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID as people on
the other side of the Mrs. Hippie.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Oregon would be on the "Mz. Hippie" side.

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From: onancanobite@yahoo.com (Uncle Onan)

The Lemurian SubGenii are, self-evidently, comfortable in our
activities. We have fully assimilated the curse of Dobbs, which is to
know that to say 'someone should do such-and-so' is to take such a
burden on one's self.

- UNCLE ONAN

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Somebody oughta kick your fucking ass.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Somebody oughta do hip replacement surgery on you with vidalia
onions. You make Popeye's pappy look like a sex god.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

In article <SLzZc.10736$QJ3.7236@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, ArWeGod
<ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> Why not?
>
>

Because you never found a site, much less mailed out postcards or
announced it on the Internet. That's about all *we* do. So it's pretty
much your personal fault, all in all. I have the Californii addresses
in a dba if neded.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

When I faked up the Original Portland Pilgrimage, all I did was come up
with a date. After I told enough people, dumbasses slithered out of the
woodwork begging me to let them shovel shit and the only work I had left
to do was to secretly saw through the handles of their shovels. Result?
Second most fucked up devival EVER.

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From: "ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
>
> Because you never found a site, much less mailed out postcards or
> announced it on the Internet. That's about all *we* do. So it's pretty
> much your personal fault, all in all. I have the Californii addresses
> in a dba if neded.

Ah. Work. I have heard of this. It seems like a lot of... well, something...

How about I do nothing and show up with beer, instead? Oh, and bring some
'Frop, cos I'm fresh out...

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ArWeAsking2Much