What'll you miss most?What'll you miss most?
From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 4, 2005 12:38 PM
Assuming that X-Day takes place some time AFTER the implosion of our technological society and unwilling social regression to an Amishl state, what will you miss most? For me, the list includes:
1. Media-based entertainment & communications (TV,
movies, internet)
2. Prepared foods
3. Easy travel of long distances
4. Central heating & air-conditioning
And, MOST OF ALL
5. Hot water on demand.
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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Well, the Xists have let SubGenii grow and develop in
misery, surrounded by merehumes, just long enough for
their Yetisyny genome to become fully active, to
whatever percentage it exists in them. However, this
does not mean that they will allow the really awful
shit to happen *to us*.
They will use time control to shield us from the utter
collapse of civilization, with the babies being thrown
off of cliffs into valleys of burning pitch and junk
food and sex taxes, and blah blah like that.
Membership has its privaleges.
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>
Phew! Thanks! I needed that! Thanks to your counsel,
I can now stop
hoarding bottles of hot water which I have been burying
in the backyard.
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From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>
I put grass in bottles with water in the back yard
to make "sun tea!" It is as tastey and invigorating
as that crap they make in NewJersey and I don't
have to think about that fat Snapple bitch when
I am enjoying a pleasant refreshment.
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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
>
> Membership has its privaleges.
Won ov witch iz naught halfing two spellcheque hour poasts.
pb
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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>
My list:
1. Kirstie Alley - Wet Ones (tie)
2. Netflix
3. Doc Johnson products
4. Easy Mac microwave macaroni and cheese
5. Canned mushrooms
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From: "Rev. fenian z'ruptrus regaliter." <fenian@start.ca>
I like to gut pinks, and then stick my hand up into
their head all puppet
like and ask if they'd like a shag, and make them nod
up and down for
consent, then FUCK them, using their BLOOD as lubricant.
After that...I'd
miss smoking hotel soap. And breaking my own arms...well,
I guess I could
still do that on Planet X.
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From: "Paul Casino" <beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com>
Dude...you're fucked in the head.
I totally hate most flame posts except for Nenslo's...but
that is
fucked, man.
And me? I'm gonna miss my buddy Roach. He's a good man,
but too broke
to save his soul.
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From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>
<< I totally hate most flame posts except for
Nenslo's...but that is
fucked, man. >>
I agree with this post. Blood makes a lousy sexual lubricant.
I suggest
using their mashed eyeballs instead.
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From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
>4. Central heating & air-conditioning
The existence of air conditioning is the one certain
proof of the
existence of a benevolent "Bob" in the universe.
Out of all the overindulgences which make up my life,
I don't think I
could live without air conditioning any more.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Hay! Why was Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because Janet Reno was her father!
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
>
> Assuming that X-Day takes place some time AFTER
the implosion of our
> technological society and unwilling social regression
to an Amish
> state, what will you miss most?
The current much lower level of WHINING from all you PUSSIES.
