X-DAY 8 Announcements -- DIETY BALL!!!

From: RevNickie wrote:

I know you've all been dying to know what the Ball theme for this year's X-Day is going to be. In light of all the recent Pope shit, we will have a Deity Ball! Come as your favorite supreme or partially-supreme being.

Also, in conjunction with the theme camp awards, there will be a False Idol Contest! Construct your own version of a worshipful object and Be prepared to display it outside your campsite and in the False Idol Parade.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Hmm. A fetish ball. A superhero ball. Now a deity ball. Can't there be just ONE party where I don't have to show up disguised as myself?

You want a good party idea that takes little prep?

MIDNIGHT TRENCHCOAT PARTY.

Bring some booze and wear nothing but a trenchcoat.

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From: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer <seventhsqueal@verniciouskanit.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

All these ideas work for me. Wish I could go this year.

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Subject: Re: X-DAY 8 Announcements!!!
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Damn. I was gonna fuck you.

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Legume

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From: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer <seventhsqueal@verniciouskanit.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

No. You weren't.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

I got a roll of duct tape that says different.

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Legume

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From: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com>

Oh GREAT! Who slipped Legume the pils again? Last time this happened
we couldn't get him to understand that the velvet Elvis in his basement
wasn't going to give him the secrets to the Nixon administration, no
matter how patiently he waited.

Thanks a heap!

--With love, the Rabbs

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From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

my household items talk to me too. Is that bad?

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From: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer <seventhsqueal@verniciouskanit.com>

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 18:39:02 -0500, Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:

>
>I got a roll of duct tape that says different.
>
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>Legume

Aren't you a smoothie. You'd come before I was done trussing you up
anyway. They ALL do.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Silly girl. You NEVER touch Daddy's duct tape.

That's NAUGHTY.

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Legume

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>

That's right. Ripping duct tape offa putz hurts like hell. Try bikini
wax, instedda duct tape whacks.

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