Pope-Related X-Day Activities

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From: "Rev. Chain Smerker" <michael@subgeniusSPAMBEGONE.com>

Bus in some 16year olds

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

OK...yeah, that's weird, yeah. Kinda not what I was going for though.

I mean like...."death of the pope" related. You know.

-RevNickie

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From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

"Pope With The Hairlip" dance & demonstration.

"Pope polishing" workshop.

"Better Dicked XVI year-old altar boy" contest.

White Smoke & Black Smoke up the ass: a theraputic workshop.

Censers, censors and Hitler youth: a lecture

Golf carts shall be converted to Popemobiles.

Four-flusher confessionals.

Shitting in the woods.

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From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

Rent an A.E.D..

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

That isn't a bad idea. Even the "new kids" like me are starting to get
old.

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From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

...and think of the recreational use and abuse potential.

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From: "Rev. fenian z'ruptrus regaliter." <fenian@start.ca>

> Any suggestions?

Fuckable effigy doll? (Are we talking Huey, Black or Ratzinger here?)

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

The DEAD dude! You know, some sort of funny thing about that. Either
give me a good suggestion or you might get another
jesus-in-bloody-diapers sort of scenario. Not that that wasn't
extremely hilarious, I just don't wanna get stale.

-RevNickie

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

The Vatican has already tried to supress a webpage
with a picture of the Pope as Nazi on it. So I
suggest a group portrait wearing a similar costume:

1) Long-sleeved light brown shirts and black pants,
bring your own.
2) Plain white construction paper Pope hats.
3) Red construction paper armbands with white cirles
and swastikas in them.
4) Black magic marker for mustaches.

Total cost: price of construction paper, scotch tape,
white glue and black magic marker.
Design: pope hat stencil. Maybe with a single letter
on each one to spell out a word.

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

Well, that's funny and all, but it's all about the dead pope, not the
living one.

Plus we only have 2 months till X-Day, SO THINK OF SOMETHING, FAST!

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Why the dead pope? As the expression goes, he is a
dead coon. Punching chunks. He is pining for the
fjords. Unless he's gonna be there he's yesterday's
news. They even melted Sauron's ring.

Now, the new pope has possibilities. Not only the
Nazi thing, but hell, he was the head of the Holy
Office, the Congregation of the Doctrines of the
Faith. Them fellas who used to be the Inquisition.

Lotsa gags there. Good opportunities to piss off
the catliks.

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Subject: Re: Pope-Related X-Day Activities
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

USEFUL STUFF NOW HERE NOW:

http://subgenius.com/bigfist/pics12/8X-Day_Art/index.html

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

RevNickie wrote:

>> Any suggestions?

Sodomizing altar boys on stage. Ask Legume, he knows.

--

HellPope Huey
You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine...
ye gods, that's some haunted s**t

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From: ert <ert@ert.ert>

Here's some larval ideas:

Light saber dual between Obi Wan Paul and Darth Ratzinger.

Resurrection or Channeling of the Pope, Pope becomes vampire through
mystic rites.
Marauding Frankenpope or Zombie Pope.

Something involving condoms, papal vibrators, other comemorative birth
control, sexual products.

Nativity with the Baby Pope

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Because they're there.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

I have that sequined Pope Suit!

It's got some pink spots on it from the fake blood during Jesus's
chastisement last year, but not too bad. I do not want to get any REAL
blood on it, though.

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From: "RevNickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>

"Light saber dual between Obi Wan Paul and Darth Ratzinger."

Jesus fucking Christ. Forget I even asked.

WE ARE NOT A LIVING FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION PARODY. See, this is why I
have to come up with all the ideas for such things myself, because my
ideas are not stupid. Fine, I'll just do it myself as always! WHEN CAN
I FIND TIME TO HATE YOU ALL PROPERLY IF I NEVER GET A MOMENT TO
MYSELF!!! At least Legume's response was funny. WHY CAN'T THE REST OF
YOU BE FUNNY???? What the hell is wrong with you.

I am getting ready to puke at all this whinging on about "using my
stuff" and people being "racists." If one more whiny white fuck
complains about racism, like they even KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, much
less are capable of telling the difference between it and ACTUAL HUMOR,
vengeance shall be mine.

And the next person to quote Monty Python gets a goddamn fjord straight
up his or her ex-parrot, if you catch my drift.

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Subject: Re: Pope-Related X-Day Activities
From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Well, how about a "Dead Pope Buffet", in which a bunch
of mostly veggies are arranged to look like da dead pope?

Kinda symbolic cannibalism.

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From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

>

You know, Ratzinger actually -is- the chief of the inquisition?
Really, no joke.

Truth is always more absurd than Monty Python.

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From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>

We can have out own "conclave" and pick out own Sub Genius Pope.

Then we burn the sacred Icon to tell teh world we have a new Sub-Pope.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

I just now realized that we went through just that routine during the
EuroTour when we had to replace Pope Black, and picked a bug-eyed
little German dog. Actually Pope Perro is Spanish but his Biped is
German.

And we didn't even know the rules for electing a new Pope, we were just
winging it. And it was just three of us in the conclave. The dog and
his owner, Rev. Wittke, were not in on the election process.

I guess I better think about making Pope Perro posters to put all over
Brushwood, like the THAT pictures. To where people are making clothing
out of Pope Perro pictures.

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>

> Then we burn the sacred Icon to tell teh world we have a new Sub-Pope.
>

And on that note, I suggest larger numbers of nude dancing females. That's
always in good taste for any kind of SubG gathering where bonfires are
involved, regardless of the particular occasion.

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Subject: Re: Pope-Related X-Day Activities
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

and throwing half-formed fetuses IN the bonfire.

you have your kinks, I have mine.

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>

We could signal which of 9 pope candidates wins with smoke:
-cigarette smoke
-cigar smoke
-frop smoke
-crack pipe smoke
-DMT smoke
-burning fart smoke
-burning human smoke
-burning dinner smoke
-sizzling sex smoke

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From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>

Pin the Tail on the Pope contest.

Picture of former pope, cheap paper satanic tail, thumbtack!

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From: "Ortho-Dental Man #8" <greegreeb6@amishonline.com>

"Springtime for Ratzinger and Rome"
(...with sincere apologies to Mel Brooks' of The Producers)

The Vatican was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore the dead-pollock's former glory
Where oh where was he..? Where could that man be..?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me,
And now it's ...

Springtime for Ratzinger and Germany,
The Vatican is happy and * NOT * gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the Catholic Race!

Springtime for Ratzinger and Germany,
Winter for Poland and France.
Springtime for Ratzinger and Germany,
And those German, Catholics go into your dance ...

I was born in West Berlin, and that is why I kneel and .
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join Benedictine Party!

Springtime for Pope Bendict and Germany
(say hail-mary twice)
Altar boys are the new step today
(gay effemenate voice says "Oh Yeah!")
Encylicals falling from the Papal Desk again
(sound of whips and spanish inquisition type sounds)
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Pope Benedict and Germany
The Popemobile is now a Mercedes-Benz
Springtime for Pope Benedict and Germany
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to WAR ... !

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(you get the idea...1st draft lyrics, likely need improving, enhancements
welcome)

Coreography: Have all the SubG wimmen dressed as nuns in leather
with S&M gear and and SubG guys dressed
as priests with gay rainbow armbands and finally, Ivan Stang himself
in full Pope regaliia playing the part of Benedict XVI all
re-enacting Mel Brooks classic from The Producers....

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

If I ever meet you in person, I'm going to pull a muscle when I
refrain from grabbing you by the ankles and using you as a cudgel to
bash some mouth-breathing, Special-Olympics-reject in a Dobbs shirt
across the gob. Besides, Stang ain't got the neck muscles for a full
mitre; lynched too many times, dontcha know. Made hairs-breadth escapes
every time, but now his neck is like a noodle. All he can manage is that
tractor cap that says "I'm with Mistress."

--

HellPope Huey
Yeah, she was a bug-eyed monster,
but her waffles were wondrous
and her hummers were heroic