Camp X-Day

by Assco

SubGenii don't like rules, and "Bob", iconographic star of The
SubGenius Foundation's forthcoming animated series Camp X-Day, is a
deified salesman who inflicts his own psychosocial fascist regime on
his loosely-structured summer home, Camp X-Day. His totalarian
philosophy, reeking of Western hegemony and questionable results of
unreplicated experiments, by nature conflicts with the usual "Naked
Indian Dancing" and other assorted wacky skyclad camp shenanigans.
Hilarity ensues. A major plot line includes and a budding homosexual
relationship with a very cute mongoose named Pussy Smegma. "Bob" and
Pussy will ram the action right up your ass in this new animated
series.

Camp X-Day is a magical place, nestled in the fertile valley of Creepy
Lake. It has everything a camper could want: flush toilets, hand-hewn
Tiki huts with wet bars, a hot tub, swimming pool, and a drive-through
car wash. Rubber toys and watersports are on the daily schedule. There
is also an outdoor amphitheater, a high-definition drive-in theatre and
several thousand small campfire pits and five REALLY BIG BON-FIRES!!.

(Based on two children's books, Who Asked the Moron to Dinner? and
The Enormous Mister Penis)

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Actually, I'm riffing on "Camp Lazlo"
(look it up yourselves, lazy-asses!);
premiering Friday July 8?9?; Comedy Channel.
That's all you need to know.

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

Now see, THIS is what I come for. PURE SURREALITY. No goddamned
politics, tedious flaming, circular travelogues about how Portland can't
muster enough traffic to knock Nenslo off his bike, Mysteries of Science
or other such crapola. Just a big heady draught of THAT NIGGER'S CRAZY.

By GOD, Assco! Good show! By the power invested in me by no damned
body, I hereby award you the Rocknar Cluster. Its the thinnest layer of
gold foil we could get around a joke-shop police badge and the front
features a shot of a young boy with a black eye and missing front tooth,
smiling and giving the thumbs-up sign. Underneath are crossed Pipes. YOU
EARNED IT.

--

HellPope Huey
Life is simpler
when you plow *around* the neck-stump.

"I don't feel old.
In fact I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap."
- Bob Hope

"No one loves you because
you're tiny and made of meat."
- "Futurama"

----------------------------------------------------------------------art by Rev. Krk Ryden

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Assco wrote:
>
> SubGenii don't like rules,

I do. I LOVE rules. LOVE THEM.