Subject: Zombie Church Slogans

From: "RevAlex" <stufpoto@hotmail.com>

Date: Fri, Jul 15, 2005 2:16 PM

Here now, slogans and catchphrases of the Zombie Church of the
SubGenius (as compiled by Rev. Mary Magdalen, Mr. Morocco, Rev. Jimmy,
Rev. Alex and Boss Patrick Dynamo).

1. "It's just 'Bob'."

2. "Shoot It! Shoot it in the Head!"

3. "...And Even You Can't Get Laid."

4. "I've never done this before!"

5. "...Man."

Rev. Alex M. Thompson, Esq.

First Church of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Zombie

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Subject: Re: Zombie Church Slogans
From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>

6. "Pink Eyyyeeee!"

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Subject: Re: Zombie Church Slogans
From: "ouroboros rex" <c-bee1@itg.uiuc.edu>

How can you kill something that's already paid?

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Subject: Re: Zombie Church Slogans
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Five of you, working on these for several days, only came up with one
lame slogan each??

OUTSTANDING!

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is SLACK!

--
Artemia Salina, Fartknuck Extraordinare
For more info send $10.00 to
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118

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Subject: Re: Zombie Church Slogans
From: "RevAlex" <stufpoto@hotmail.com>

The slogans were all compiled at Brushwood and remembered by me at a
much later date.

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Original file name: Zombie Church Slogans - converted on Monday, 18 July 2005, 17:18