IDRMRSR's Secret X Day Report

From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2005 9:50 PM

So I finally made it back to Cleveland Heights after a tortuous, but low-gas
consumption, sort of vacation built around X day. I stayed at the Erie
Travelodge, which is a heap of a place whose greatest attribute is that the
beds are still (technically, mostly) INDOORS. Oh, it's less than half the
price of the Holiday Inn, and just 21 miles flat from Brushwood. Now that
I'm retired, things like that matter more than ever.

Everything in the motel was broken and repaired. Each sidewalk or expanse
of concrete looked like a broken cookie. In the place where they have their
continental breakfast (NO DAMN EGGS, EITHER), no two tables or chairs were
the same. No two towels were stained in exactly the same way, come to think
of it, and the brown hot water was colorful to say the least. However, did
I say the place was FAR LESS than half the price of the swanky Holiday Inn?

Rev. Skull surprised me with four pounds of SCRAPPLE, which I love, but
suddenly was at a dilemma how to get it home cold enough to forestall food
poisoning. Lucky I have a little car refrigerator and the motel somehow
found me a rental unit, and the pig anus mush made it ALL THE WAY HOME,
never being exposed to more than 42 degrees F. I promise to report on how
that delicacy TASTED...but that will be in about two weeks (something is
coming up NEXT week and I can't afford food poisoning), but once that's done
with, I'm going to have me one HUGE SCRAPPLE FEST believe me!

Another year and I missed ZAPANAZ. Damn, I kept asking if anybody saw Joe
Cosby, and they kept telling me NO NO, haven't seen him. I mostly was there
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night around 7 ish as I am a Rewardian and
require entertainment more than anything else. I can't believe I missed him
at the Amino Acids concert. Grrr. I suspect trickery!

It was colder than Hilary Clinton's pessary Saturday Evening. I had NEVER
before experienced SHIVERING in the month of JULY on this planet. That was
a FIRST. You could see your breath. I hadda get into my Outlander and put
the heat on for a while. Then I went to the great ikon burning, but left
shortly thereafter owing to further teeth chattering.

I didn't get back to Brushwood on the 4th or 5th at all. Instead, I went to
the Mayville NY fireworks on the lake on the 4th. I got there hours early
and found out by chance that the parking spot I picked was right at ground
zero. Ashes from the falling star shells nearly singed my beard. Now
that's a great way to watch a fireworks show, shrapnel and all.

Having no need to return home on any particular day, I decided to go up to
Niagara Falls instead of going directly home. I got no more boss to report
to so it matters not when, or if, I get back to town. Mercifully, for me,
home is wherever I go these days.

Greetz to everybody I saw there. I lack the proper memory facilities to
account for everybody I did see there. Was a blast sitting in alt.slack
woods for a while to get just enough of a taste of the outdoors to convince
me that being a City Boy was the right choice for me.

And Nu-Monet would have gotten a big kick out of seeing Sister Decadence all
dolled up like Kali. I have mixed emotions about blue tits, though. But on
the other hand, millions of Smurfs can't be wrong...

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>

"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
> I decided to go up
>Niagara Falls instead of going directly home.

Whatta guy!!!
The urge to spawn must be very strong in your species!

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

NIAGARA FALLS!!!! Slowly I turned. Step by step, inch by inch........

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 21:50:29 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
<idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com> wrote:

>Another year and I missed ZAPANAZ. Damn, I kept asking if anybody saw Joe
>Cosby, and they kept telling me NO NO, haven't seen him. I mostly was there
>Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night around 7 ish as I am a Rewardian and
>require entertainment more than anything else. I can't believe I missed him
>at the Amino Acids concert. Grrr. I suspect trickery!

THAT WASN'T YOU I TALKED TO?

Ah you're full of shit, man.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The Jews didn't kill Jesus.
The Romans didn't kill Jesus.
The POLICE killed Jesus.
-Saint Palmer Vreedeez

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>

Nope, not me, unless you were using an assumed name or something just to
fool me. And as of 15 minutes ago, I'm no longer FULL of shit. Not
completely full, at least.

I'm beginning to enjoy the mystery of it all. I can only hope that someone
posts a picture of you so I can find out for sure.

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

I will admit this much. While I was announcing The Bobbie Awards I was
always scanning the audience for who was there to get which award, and
I espied a fellow at the very back, alone, and my first thought was,
"Is that Joe Cosby?" But then I became pretty sure that it was really
IMBJR.

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Subject: Re: Secret X Day Report
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

what are you guys playing at? I know that was you I talked to, don't
tell me there was a Stang look-alike there. Was this the X-Day at
Brushwood we're talking about here?

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny .

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