8X Injuries

From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 11, 2005 10:35 AM

While I'm thinkin' 'bout it I should
post the tale of three injuries. Perhaps there
were more injuries that I didn't know about --
if you were injured, show off your boo-boos here.

Anyway -- I was walking down the "street" and
saw Alan the Insurgent and Legume heading in
my direction. I decided it would be funny
to feign tackling the Insurgent, but I fucked up
and slid on a marble-shaped stone. Skinned my
knee like little kids do, real bumfight-like.

I then made my way to Camp Frappy -- as I
entered the site Doc Frop fell on his ass-front
thereby injuring his finger. Of course I thought
that was funny -- I had just gotten tangled up
in my own limbs a minute or two ago.

As I vocalized the "comming in 3s" rule, Wei
turns up announcing "Stang hurt his back!"