MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!

From: "Rev Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2005 7:45 PM

Pups in a divot
Banjobob plays slide trombone-
Laugh until you POOP

Mannequin bowling
Quijibo is on the job;
Chrismok roasts his squid

Amino Acids
Destroy all televisions,
Mosh pit brings great Slack

Mondo Retardo
Blows minds with fearsome playing -
No one can compare

Hot Wotan Jamming
Philo Drummond plays his sax,
Sacred noise abounds

Open microphone
Ranters fuck conspiracy
Crazy Nazi Guy

Slackful Frops encamped
Until mighty Kali wakes!
Baby head necklace

Ask Great Doktor Hal
What can be in my hot dog?
Better not to know

Deities dancing
Hobo Mattress wins a prize
Nickie Deathchick shines

Live radio show
Old Doktors preach bulldada
Stang enlightens all

Foggy X-Day morn
Shambling Bobbies stagger up
Saucerless countdown

--
FACT!!

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Subject: Re: MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!
From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>

Yes, what have you done to my sugar daddy?

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Subject: Re: MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!
From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

I was wondering what YOU
idiots did to him.

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Subject: Re: MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pjamison2@cox.net>

All right, which one of you had the Hellpope last?

Damn kids - never put anything away...

Paul

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Subject: Re: MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!
From: "S.O.D.D.I." <tactical_neural@yahoo.com>

König wrote:
> Well, you X-Day fux!
> Will you kindly tell me what
> you did with Huey!?!?

It is possible that the HellPope has withdrawn into arcane and eldritch
meditations only possible for select initiates of our faith...
meditations which have been likened to the quantum creation of "pocket"
universes, subject to natural laws unique unto themselves.

Or he could be getting laid and making music.

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Subject: Re: MARY MAGDALEN'S FULL X-DAY REPORT!! NOW IN HAIKU FORM!!
From: Eddie Vroom <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

Or? Do you consider these activities substantially different?

--
The Tortured Spark -- a Light in the Dark
The Dude what Taught Your Girlfriend
What to Do when You "Park"

the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004

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