Subject: XDay Question

From: Nabo Mather <nabomather@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 25, 2002 12:55 AM
Message-ID: <83A6DF66368DAA41.B1696CFF62587194.E142A8C89A3B6EB8@lp.airnews.net>

Do we have to kill ourselves on X-day like the Heaven's Gate folk? Or
do we get a physical all-expenses paid trip to Planet X?

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Subject: Re: XDay Question
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 25, 2002 1:59 AM
Message-ID: <3D9150C3.682EF54A@yahooX.com>

Nabo Mather wrote:
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> Do we have to kill ourselves on X-day like the Heaven's Gate folk?

YES.

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Subject: Re: XDay Question
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 25, 2002 5:35 AM
Message-ID: <5k03puop2t3jjvj1jv07nos0jaoium0djf@4ax.com>

On Wed, 25 Sep 2002 00:55:16 -0400, Nabo Mather <nabomather@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>Do we have to kill ourselves on X-day like the Heaven's Gate folk? Or
>do we get a physical all-expenses paid trip to Planet X?

No, killing ourselves is just a waste of time. Do you know how
expensive it is to have to pay the Xists to resurrect our physical
bodies, if we do something as dumb as kill ourselves JUST BEFORE THE
XISTS ARRIVE to Rupture us away?!?

*After* we are Ruptured, we'll be able to exchange our meat shells for
any other kind of cool body we want. (Wanna be a Transformer? After
the Rupture you WILL be one!) But until then, we're still stuck with
the bodies we were born with.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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