Subject: X-Day in BRAZIL! July 2003!

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.brazil,alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 8:28 AM

Reverend Two Beans was kind enough to point out the fact that someone
in Brazil has copied my Web site detailing the upcoming End of the
World. (Specifically: The world will END on July 5th, 2003, on
X-DAY!) This person has translated my Web site into Portugese and
given it a place on the Web, right here:

http://www.geocities.com/fnordbr/xxx-day.html

I cannot read Portugese, so I used Google's rough translation utility
to get an idea of what this site actually says. The translation is
here:

http://tinyurl.com/8g9u

Now that this pirated Brazilian X-Day Web site has been revealed, I
would like to say a couple of words about it.

First of all: PRAISE THIS GUY, whatever his name is, for taking the
time and effort to translate the important Word of X-Day into
Portugese! THANK YOU for this Web site! This is GREAT! It can
spread the word of "Bob" to MILLIONS of folks in Brazil who may not
know that there are only THREE MONTHS LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD!
But thanks to his efforts, there is still time for YOU to get right
with "Bob" and prepare for the coming Apocalypse!

Second: This guy needs HELP! He knows that X-Day is coming and he is
PREPARING for the arrival of the Alien Sex Goddesses. However, there
is currently NO PLACE IN THE COUNTRY OF BRAZIL that has been reserved
for their arrival! The SubGenii of Brazil currently do not have a
place to gather to celebrate the RUPTURE! Now THIS is dedication --
this guy doesn't have a place to gather his fellow mutants, yet he
STILL makes the time and effort to

This is why I cross-posted this message to soc.culture.brazil. If YOU
can help this guy out by either providing a location for the Brazilian
X-Day celebration, or by telling him about a decent club, bar, nude
beach, clearing, pasture, or hidden grove where people can gather and
have the last and GREATEST PARTY OF ALL TIME!!!

Here in America, those of us who have been to X-Day in the previous
years will tell you that X-Day is the best party of the year, bar
none. It's an excuse to get naked and FORNICATE AS IF YOUR LIFE
DEPENDED ON IT! It also has music and drinks and food and events.
And it is entirely a VOLUNTEER EVENT. There are NO PROFESSIONALS and
NO COMMERCIALIZATION at X-Day, and NO ONE IS IN CHARGE EXCEPT "BOB."

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY!

Thus, I ask the good folks of soc.culture.brazil to help this guy out
and PREPARE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!

Praise "Bob!"

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/


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