Subject: PRESS RELEASE: UFO Sect Predicts Apocalypse for July 2003

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,sci.skeptic,alt.paranormal,alt.alien.visitors,alt.gossip.celebrities
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Date: Tue, Dec 31, 2002 6:09 AM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., http://www.subgenius.com/
Fax: (216) 320-9528
jesus@subgenius.com, stang@subgenius.com

UFO CULT GATHERS IN NEW YORK FOR APOCALYPSE

AUSTIN, Texas, December 31, 2002: The Church of the SubGenius has
announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July
5, 2003. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy,
the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a
bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during
the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has
predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning
of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the
SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by
escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the
Xists.

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together
for the final hours in Sherman, New York from July 2 to July 6, at a
clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center.
The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event
has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was
designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added
one to the total. This year's celebration in 2003 is X-Day 6, or
X-Day VI.

The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to
increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the
Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has
approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has
been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to
conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers,
pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts.

The Church is seeking performers and producers from the adult
entertainment industry in particular, because sexual freedom has been
an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a
celebration of pornography and adult entertainment, and certain parts
of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained
ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but
the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up
until the final hours of July 4.

The Church stresses that no one is REQUIRED to perform at X-Day,
including the professional entertainers invited to the event. All
participants will be encouraged to take part on a voluntary basis, and
no one is required to do anything. The event can be seen as a weekend
of rest and relaxation for anyone who wants to travel to X-Day and
observe the events; though audience participation is encouraged.

The Church of the SubGenius has been no stranger to controversy since
its foundation, and the upcoming X-Day celebration promises to be no
different. In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of
spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the "Peace Virus."
Numerous articles have been written on the Church in such noteworthy
publications as the New York Times, the Washington Post, Wired Online,
the Boston Globe, U.S. News and World Report; broadcast reports have
been produced by CNN and NPR. In April 1999, officials of the city of
Cambridge, Massachusetts shut down an official SubGenius Devival
gathering in the belief that the Church was affiliated with the
Trenchcoat Mafia (the organization blamed for the Columbine high
school shootings), though authorities later realized the association
was mistaken. In its January 1, 2000 issue, a "Time" magazine poll
declared J.R. "Bob" Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century.

Detailed information about X-Day can be found on the World Wide Web at
the X-Day Web site:

http://www.modemac.com/x-day

The official home page of the Church of the SubGenius can be found at:

http://www.subgenius.com

Photographers, entertainers, production companies, radio broadcasters,
and all media producers are encouraged to contact the Church at its
Austin, Texas headquarters, via the SubGenius World Wide Web site.


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