Subject: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6

From: phloighd@my-deja.com (Phloighd)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 12:20 PM

Nuclear Fusion Reactor adjacent to the pool
http://fusor.net/
Contact: ?

C'mon, don't we need a fusion reactor on the main drag?

The Spa
(can't find the url)
Contact: Magdalen?

Slackyard Warz
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/22
Contact: RevDJEpoch

Build robots and set them at each other. Expensive, but cool if it
works.

Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
Contact: me (phloighd)

I'm still down for this, granted somebody commits soon, and doesn't
"forget" the equipment -- gloves, headgear, and a cup.

The "Bob" Hunt
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/50
contact: Asquire? kim111193313?

This could be a great deal of fun, if it's run right -- yes, it's
another one of those "run around and kill people" things that the lazy
don't understand, but this has great potential.

Others?

phloighd.walkingdead.net

p.s. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 12:58 PM
Message-ID: <ZYAX9.60126$aG4.3666890@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Phloighd" <phloighd@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:6a3db5e1.0301220920.2eaedc3d@posting.google.com

> Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
> Contact: me (phloighd)
>
> I'm still down for this, granted somebody commits soon, and doesn't
> "forget" the equipment -- gloves, headgear, and a cup.

Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
understand? Let me reiterate: The Lord says that although Fight Club
was a great movie, the truth is that if someone hit you in the face as
hard as they could, you would get seriously injured. Even if you were
wearing protective gear, the Church does not carry the kind of expensive
insurance that would allow this event to go on. If you have any further
questions about why we no longer host physical conflict events, ask
Pastor Craig.

Everything else sounds great! There is no URL for the spa, it's
basically just an excuse to introduce people to each other through the
guise of massage and foot rubbing.

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 1:46 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.01.22.18.46.43.556023@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 22 Jan 2003 17:58:17 +0000, Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> we no longer host physical conflict events

Aw, not even stuff like The Re-enactment of The Battle of Armageddon?
The pictures of that looked like a hoot. I especially got a kick out
of Stang's bubble-wrap armor. What a noble visage of a brave knight
he was in that get-up.

Seriously though, I think more thought should be put into the name
rather than just Xday-6. It's starting to sound monotonous.

--
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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Leonard the Committed" <ccssk@-removeTHIS-chartermi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 1:06 PM
Message-ID: <v2tncbpbe2562f@corp.supernews.com>

>
> Others?
>

One of the things that was brought up right away was the lack of
caffeine-on-demand at Brushwood. The folks at the cafe aren't there early
(or late) enough, and the only other source is the main office.

I'm thinking of setting up "Speed Camp" this year. Although this isn't
officially a "non event" I'd be willing to take suggestions to make it
interesting? Ideas?

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Foghorn Hugh" <spongebob300w3@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 4:35 PM
Message-ID: <3e2f0ea7@altnews.snip.net>

"Phloighd" <phloighd@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:6a3db5e1.0301220920.2eaedc3d@posting.google.com...
> Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
> Contact: me (phloighd)

Nah............

I say we have naked female/female and
female/male wrestling in 600 pounds of
ground hamburger beef, turkey & chicken
gizzards.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 8:19 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0301221719.1bd9d6cf@posting.google.com>

Rent one of those Chinese flying saucers they're always buzzing people
with, lure the most inebriated buck-nekkid SubGs into it from the hot
tubs and then drop them off in the middle of Epcot. THERE'S yer
"Slack," you buncha walkin' eggplants. Great fun!

Eternal Salvation: $30.

Average "Bob" t-shirt: $15.

Pictures of humiliated SubG doofii at Epcot,
trying to cover their nakedness with bits of bushes: priceless.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
You can be GIVEN Slack, but you cannot be HANDED Slack.

"How do I know I'm here?
Not in some very lonely place?
How do I know I'm not on a star
spinning through outer space?"
- Big Bird, 'How Do I Know I'm Here?'

"I got NEEDS, Chicken Legs!"
- Mr. T

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 8:30 PM
Message-ID: <220120032030000798%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <pan.2003.01.22.18.46.43.556023@sheayright.com>, Artemia
Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 22 Jan 2003 17:58:17 +0000, Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> > we no longer host physical conflict events
>
> Aw, not even stuff like The Re-enactment of The Battle of Armageddon?
> The pictures of that looked like a hoot. I especially got a kick out
> of Stang's bubble-wrap armor. What a noble visage of a brave knight
> he was in that get-up.

You can't imagine how fucking hot that was. So much for my fantasy of
ever wanting to be the guy in the rubber monster suit.

>
> Seriously though, I think more thought should be put into the name
> rather than just Xday-6. It's starting to sound monotonous.

Have you noticed, they always have ended up being called "X-Day Drills"
afterwards?

Anyway. 6-X-Day... SickSexDay?

YOUR NIGHT IN THE BARREL AT LAST!!

And *WE* Have the Pill that Cancels Out *DISGUST*!

Boy, we'd REALLY be asking for it. Beats violence, though. beats the
FUCK out of violence. In fact, let's PHYSICALLY BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF
VIOLENCE by having another Battle of Armageddon, and ya'll can beat the
fuck out of each other... for LOVE. I have dibs on "Michael York." I'll
stand back and pretend-fight with Jesus while everybody else gets
injured as hell. But it'll look great on video and this time maybe it
won't rain.

Better figure out some way to tell the teams apart though, if it's even
teams. Maybe just a hideous free-for-all like that paint-bespattered
Giant American Flag scene turned into that one time.

That time, Rev. Evangela was the Last man Standing, so to speak.

So I suggest, cameras in the violence sector, no cameras in the group
grope sectors, cameras in the violence-AND-sex sectors... but DEPENDING
on the whims of the various pervs and preevs involved.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Christopher Lee <clbundy@indy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 9:44 PM
Message-ID: <3E2F5669.34DAFCB@indy.net>

I think for everything The Lord officially vetoes, he should have to come up
with some sort of activity/event as good as, or better than, the vetoed
suggestion.

"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:

> "Phloighd" <phloighd@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:6a3db5e1.0301220920.2eaedc3d@posting.google.com
>
> > Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
> > Contact: me (phloighd)
>
> Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
> understand? Let me reiterate: The Lord says that although Fight Club
> was a great movie, the truth is that if someone hit you in the face as
> hard as they could, you would get seriously injured. Even if you were

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:00 PM
Message-ID: <GVIX9.63311$aG4.3782809@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Christopher Lee" <clbundy@indy.net> wrote in message
news:3E2F5669.34DAFCB@indy.net
>
> "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
>> "Phloighd" <phloighd@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> news:6a3db5e1.0301220920.2eaedc3d@posting.google.com
>>
>>> Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
>>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
>>> Contact: me (phloighd)
>>
>> Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
>> understand? Let me reiterate: The Lord says that although Fight Club
>> was a great movie, the truth is that if someone hit you in the face
>> as hard as they could, you would get seriously injured. Even if you
>> were
> I think for everything The Lord officially vetoes, he should have to
> come up with some sort of activity/event as good as, or better than,
> the vetoed suggestion.

Um, okay, an event as good as, or better than, an event where people
punch each other in the face. Gee, how about an event where we pay
Zorro to run around and kick people in the nuts? Or maybe we can get
the pagan children to sling rocks at everyone. Oh, I know, I know!
Let's cover the shower floor with marbles and paint the faucet handles
with habanero pepper juice!

>

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:19 PM
Message-ID: <tpnu2v05fbeskt72qs6ip839uqkmv1gd5j@4ax.com>

On Thu, 23 Jan 2003 02:44:08 GMT, Christopher Lee <clbundy@indy.net>
wrote:

>I think for everything The Lord officially vetoes, he should have to come up
>with some sort of activity/event as good as, or better than, the vetoed
>suggestion.
>

How about a Fight Club where you all go punch the shit out of the
pagans?

>
>"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
>> "Phloighd" <phloighd@my-deja.com> wrote in message
>> news:6a3db5e1.0301220920.2eaedc3d@posting.google.com
>>
>> > Bloodsport, aka Subgenius Fight Club
>> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/message/25
>> > Contact: me (phloighd)
>>
>> Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
>> understand? Let me reiterate: The Lord says that although Fight Club
>> was a great movie, the truth is that if someone hit you in the face as
>> hard as they could, you would get seriously injured. Even if you were

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Look in a mirror all your life and you will see death at work; like bees in a hive of glass
- Cocteau

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 9:47 PM
Message-ID: <Xns930BE021E25A6CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
> understand?

Exactly why should anyone give a fuck if the Lord says "no Fight Club"?
We're adults, and what we do on our vacation is our own fucking business.

I say YES FIGHT CLUB, and if the Lord doesn't like it, well, he can jump
right in and stop it...

I think the Lord has spent way too much time playing daddycakes to you and
Conbo, and now you carry his testicles in a change purse.

The First Rule of SubGenius Fight Club is: We don't need your fucking
permission.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:52 PM
Message-ID: <3E2F671A.6D2750B7@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Legume wrote:
>
> Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> > Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
> > understand?
>
> Exactly why should anyone give a fuck if the Lord says "no Fight Club"?
> We're adults, and what we do on our vacation is our own fucking business.
>
> I say YES FIGHT CLUB, and if the Lord doesn't like it, well, he can jump
> right in and stop it...
<snip>

Screw you. No fight club and that's final. You try to start
one and I will punch you so hard in the groin you'll wish
your testicles were rattling around in Mags' purse with the
Lord's.

--
John Starrett

"Guns don't kill people. T. S. Elliot kills people"

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:52 PM
Message-ID: <Xns930BEB43E41EACortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

John Starrett wrote:

> Screw you. No fight club and that's final. You try to start
> one and I will punch you so hard in the groin you'll wish
> your testicles were rattling around in Mags' purse with the
> Lord's.

Mind your own fucking business, pisswad.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 9:49 PM
Message-ID: <Xns930BE09DB1EE6CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

MRvDC wrote:

> Yep. And JUST IMAGINE a *nut* like me thought all that fighting in
> FIGHT CLUB was some sort of WACKY *METAPHOR* that gradually develops
> throughout the film. *INSANE*!!! No. No. NO! It should be taken
> LITERALLY!
>
> Let's all PUMMEL one another like IDIOT RETARDED *CHIMPS*!

You're just a fucking PUSSY.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:40 PM
Message-ID: <t0pu2vgc3vn2hnov74ll0fe39pk9bnj8g8@4ax.com>

>MRvDC wrote:
>
>> Yep. And JUST IMAGINE a *nut* like me thought all that fighting in
>> FIGHT CLUB was some sort of WACKY *METAPHOR* that gradually develops
>> throughout the film. *INSANE*!!! No. No. NO! It should be taken
>> LITERALLY!
>>
>> Let's all PUMMEL one another like IDIOT RETARDED *CHIMPS*!
>

sig

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Let's all PUMMEL one another like IDIOT RETARDED *CHIMPS*!

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: rabbs@subgenius.com (Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 10:19 PM
Message-ID: <b56e112e.0301221919.70385561@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<ZYAX9.60126$aG4.3666890@twister.austin.rr.com>...
>
> Even if you were
> wearing protective gear, the Church does not carry the kind of expensive
> insurance that would allow this event to go on. If you have any further
> questions about why we no longer host physical conflict events, ask
> Pastor Craig.

Simple. It isn't going to happen. There isn't going to be an
insurance risk or even a consideration. Nobody has a CLUE what
Phloighd is talking about.

<whistles innocently and rocks back and forth on her heels>

--With love, the Rabbs

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 11:31 PM
Message-ID: <220120032331089354%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <b56e112e.0301221919.70385561@posting.google.com>, Rabbi
Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:<ZYAX9.60126$aG4.3666890@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> >
> > Even if you were
> > wearing protective gear, the Church does not carry the kind of expensive
> > insurance that would allow this event to go on. If you have any further
> > questions about why we no longer host physical conflict events, ask
> > Pastor Craig.
>
> Simple. It isn't going to happen. There isn't going to be an
> insurance risk or even a consideration. Nobody has a CLUE what
> Phloighd is talking about.
>
> <whistles innocently and rocks back and forth on her heels>
>
> --With love, the Rabbs

SHE'S following the First Rule of Fight Club.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 11:40 PM
Message-ID: <3E2F7220.1FFB4362@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Legume wrote:
>
> John Starrett wrote:
>
> > Screw you. No fight club and that's final. You try to start
> > one and I will punch you so hard in the groin you'll wish
> > your testicles were rattling around in Mags' purse with the
> > Lord's.
>
> Mind your own fucking business, pisswad.
<snip>

POW!! You thought I was kidding, didn't you? You don't look
so tough now.

--
John Starrett

"Guns don't kill people. Legume's breath kills people"

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 11:47 PM
Message-ID: <3E2F73D2.908BC5E6@carbon.cudenver.edu>

John Starrett wrote:
>
> Legume wrote:
> >
> > John Starrett wrote:
> >
> > > Screw you. No fight club and that's final. You try to start
> > > one and I will punch you so hard in the groin you'll wish
> > > your testicles were rattling around in Mags' purse with the
> > > Lord's.
> >
> > Mind your own fucking business, pisswad.
> <snip>
>
> POW!! You thought I was kidding, didn't you? You don't look
> so tough now.
<snip>

OWWW! OWW! OW! OK, God damn it, stop! OK, OK... STOP IT, I
GIVE! Jeeze, Legume, I was just yanking your chain. Damn!
There's blood on my suede shoes. THAT WON"T COME OUT!!

--
John Starrett

"Guns don't kill people. Legume beats them up for NO
REASON!"

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 1:19 AM
Message-ID: <uPLX9.85201$Pb.3819215@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Legume" <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in message
news:Xns930BE021E25A6CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114
> Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
>
>> Phloighd, what part of "The Lord said NO FIGHT CLUB" do you not
>> understand?
>
> Exactly why should anyone give a fuck if the Lord says "no Fight
> Club"? We're adults, and what we do on our vacation is our own
> fucking business.
>
> I say YES FIGHT CLUB, and if the Lord doesn't like it, well, he can
> jump right in and stop it...
>
> I think the Lord has spent way too much time playing daddycakes to
> you and Conbo, and now you carry his testicles in a change purse.
>
> The First Rule of SubGenius Fight Club is: We don't need your fucking
> permission.
>

Well that's the last time I vote for YOUR ass on renderosity. From now
on it's all-Codini, all the time for me!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 3:36 AM
Message-ID: <3E2FA98C.CF35BBE0@yahooX.com>

Phloighd wrote:
>
> Others?
>

Actually I was going to propose a quilt raffle. No really. I have
the fullsize handcrafted dobbshead quilt.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 4:22 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.01.23.09.22.17.946057@sheayright.com>

On Thu, 23 Jan 2003 00:32:22 +0000, MRvDC wrote:

> You pointless little cockhole.

You grotesquely foul-smelling fecal impaction.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 9:02 AM
Message-ID: <230120030902517564%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E2FA98C.CF35BBE0@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> Phloighd wrote:
> >
> > Others?
> >
>
> Actually I was going to propose a quilt raffle. No really. I have
> the fullsize handcrafted dobbshead quilt.

That is one impressive cumrag!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 9:59 AM
Message-ID: <Xns930C6841E62C4CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

John Starrett wrote:

> OWWW! OWW! OW! OK, God damn it, stop! OK, OK... STOP IT, I
> GIVE! Jeeze, Legume, I was just yanking your chain. Damn!
> There's blood on my suede shoes. THAT WON"T COME OUT!!

Next time I ruin your SWEATER.

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Subject: Re: Current list of Good, Bad, and Crazy ideas for Xday6
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 12:11 PM
Message-ID: <dnVX9.147$hT2.25701@news.uswest.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote

> > Actually I was going to propose a quilt raffle. No really. I have
> > the fullsize handcrafted dobbshead quilt.
>
> That is one impressive cumrag!

extra bonus cumrag points because it's made out of nenslo's old clothes


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