Subject: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 12:07 AM
Message-ID: <sm6Oa.49555$xg5.14772@twister.austin.rr.com>

On arriving at the Buffalo airport at 6:00 AM July 6th, I received the
unpleasant surprise that (probably due to the weird-ass SubGenius Swag
packed in my bags on the outbound trip) I am now on the Orange Dot List!
Luckily, this is not the no-fly list, this is just the list where the
Skycap loudly announces to everyone waiting at the curb that YOU have to
check in at the counter instead of the curb, all your bags get searched,
you get patted down, wanded and de-shoed. You have to go to a special
place for all this, separated from your travelling companions, down a
long roped-off corridor where all the non-orange-dot people can watch
you pass by and memorize your features, just in case you try anything
funny. Along this corridor men and women in intimidating uniforms will
pop out at random and ask you trick questions like "How old are you,"
and "Where are you going," and if you hesitate because you're still
pretty wasted from your going-away party and you really are not sure
even exactly where you are or what is going on, you get hard, cold looks
and they make a note of it. And if you have weird shit in your carryon,
it will be smirked at. And of course, all paperwork involving you will
have an orange dot on it!! So EVERYONE at the airport knows to keep an
eye on you wherever you go!!

I'm totally going to sue somebody over this. Having to wear and carry
an orange dot is totally humiliating!! It's just like in Nazi
Germany!!!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 1:14 AM
Message-ID: <Xk7Oa.16667$aD6.6077@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>

You can't say "I will sue someone over this." in alt.slack as I just found
out.

I'm glad you had a wonderful time and I'm sorry you had to put up with
Amerikan Jack-Boot mentatlity from the Manufactured Terrorist Fear Program.

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 1:59 AM
Message-ID: <V_7Oa.49733$xg5.39573@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr> wrote in message
news:Xk7Oa.16667$aD6.6077@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
> You can't say "I will sue someone over this." in alt.slack as I just
found
> out.
>
> I'm glad you had a wonderful time and I'm sorry you had to put up with
> Amerikan Jack-Boot mentatlity from the Manufactured Terrorist Fear
Program.

A) *I* can say anything I WANT.

B) People are trying to tell you that it is ridiculous to threaten to
sue other usenet posters on the basis of their usenet posts -- the
courts have repeatedly upheld usenet as the "bathroom wall" of the
Internet, on which no reasonable person could be led to believe that any
slanders were true. I am not going to sue anybody on Usenet, I'm going
to sue the Transportation Safety Administration for the humiliation they
put me through.

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 2:27 AM
Message-ID: <0p8Oa.16783$aD6.12774@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:V_7Oa.49733$xg5.39573@twister.austin.rr.com...
> "Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr> wrote in message
> news:Xk7Oa.16667$aD6.6077@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
> > You can't say "I will sue someone over this." in alt.slack as I just
> found
> > out.
> >
> > I'm glad you had a wonderful time and I'm sorry you had to put up with
> > Amerikan Jack-Boot mentatlity from the Manufactured Terrorist Fear
> Program.
>
> A) *I* can say anything I WANT.
>
> B) People are trying to tell you that it is ridiculous to threaten to
> sue other usenet posters on the basis of their usenet posts -- the
> courts have repeatedly upheld usenet as the "bathroom wall" of the
> Internet, on which no reasonable person could be led to believe that any
> slanders were true. I am not going to sue anybody on Usenet, I'm going
> to sue the Transportation Safety Administration for the humiliation they
> put me through.
>
>

You are not aware of the FACT that these two people that have been stalking,
harassing and libeling me for the last 3.5 years are local to me and known
to me IRL and do so IRL also, not just on usenet. The usenet evidence
against them that I have reams of is simply further evidence to reinforce my
claims against them. I've already spoke with several attorneys on these
matters and all have said I have a case if not several...

And you are simply quite mistaken as to one not being able to sue those on
usenet for libel as it HAS been done and quite successfully at that.
Posting personal information on usenet or www is a federal offense and has
been successfully tried on many occasions. Especially in a situation such
as mine where I have personal email AND websites AND usenet posts where I am
the victim, all of which add up to quite an effective evidence package. Oh,
sure, in general, your assumptions are correct with regard to usenet ONLY
libel/slander. However this area of law is changing quite rapidly in favor
of the libel/slander victim.

Good Luck on your case though I don't believe there's any precedent to back
your claim, however..
If they strip-searched you in a public area, sure, maybe you'd have
something there.
You forget about the several hundred stuck in Guantanamo without benefit of
counsel or trial.
This is the Patriot Act age.

So Sorry the saucers didn't come this year, but I have inside information
that says 1998 is next year... ;-)

ciao

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Blackout" <blackout@4040subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 3:28 PM
Message-ID: <KRjOa.618$YN.32570@news.uswest.net>

"Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote

> And you are simply quite mistaken as to one not being able to sue those on
> usenet for libel as it HAS been done and quite successfully at that.
> Posting personal information on usenet or www is a federal offense and has
> been successfully tried on many occasions.

whatever you say, richard weisgerber of Bellevue, WA 98007.

P.S. hey dildo, didn't you just post the phone numbers of the woman you were
convicted of beating up and her daughter yesterday?

by cracky, I think you DID.

P.P.S. exactly how many times have you promised to SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
now? no idea? how about a guesstimate?

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 3:40 PM
Message-ID: <11kOa.40391$JY1.28082@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>

Yeesh.

Uh, phone # number one is CIA headquarters.

Phone # number 2 is FBI headquarters.

Give 'em a call!

Promised to shut my mouth # of times?

Negative Zero, 'BALK OUT!'

CIA: (703) 482-0623

FBI: (202) 324-3000

Now that you and I&i have grown inextricably intertwined, how about you tell
us all exactly what happened to make you such a lame usenet stalker. By
that I mean your usenet stalking techniques are thoroughly lame. You could
learn a whole helluva lot by studying how these two mutate across various
'nyms while they stalk their prey. A whole helluva lot.

Hey! Here's my phone number for you to pester me in person...

TOP WANG

I'm not kidding.
It's TOP WANG on your telephone dial to get here...

"Blackout" <blackout@4040subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:KRjOa.618$YN.32570@news.uswest.net...
>
> "Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote
>
> > And you are simply quite mistaken as to one not being able to sue those
on
> > usenet for libel as it HAS been done and quite successfully at that.
> > Posting personal information on usenet or www is a federal offense and
has
> > been successfully tried on many occasions.
>
> whatever you say, richard weisgerber of Bellevue, WA 98007.
>
> P.S. hey dildo, didn't you just post the phone numbers of the woman you
were
> convicted of beating up and her daughter yesterday?
>
> by cracky, I think you DID.
>
> P.P.S. exactly how many times have you promised to SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
> now? no idea? how about a guesstimate?
>
>

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 4:04 PM
Message-ID: <unkOa.66333$TJ.3334241@twister.austin.rr.com>

HEY YOU TWO! In case you didn't notice, this thread is about ME!! Go
fight each other somewhere else!

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. 11D Meow!" <NanoMargay@Kitty.Kat.Purr>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 2:45 AM
Message-ID: <1G8Oa.16814$aD6.2125@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>

I forgot to mention one thing, Rev. Magdalen... This orange dot you
received? Well, it's the main reason I've never joined any political and/or
religious groups before, ever. Please remove me from you honor rolls as
soon as you have a spare moment. I cannot afford to be orange-dotted in my
line of work here. "BOB" can keep the $30. I've no problem with that at
all as "BOB" needs as much spare change as he can get.

Take good care of yourself, Rev. M...

Oh, I've recruited and ordained one person in my new church, The Multiversal
Life Church, one Right Rev. Topless Swell Ass. She's a real sweetheart and
if you run into her, give her a big hug from "BOB", please.

I can sure feel 'the power & the glory' now that I'm ordained, but I'm
pretty damned sure it isn't "BOB"'s droopy pecker up my ass that's making my
life a better place these past 3-4 weeks. I'm pretty sure this 'power' is
emanating from my new guitar. heh

ciao

it's been fun
it's been real
but, it hasn't been real fun
(famous last words)

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 5:12 AM
Message-ID: <bebdhs$3tn$1@slb9.atl.mindspring.net>

Rev. Magdalen hates America and wrote:

> On arriving at the Buffalo airport at 6:00 AM July 6th, I received the
> unpleasant surprise that (probably due to the weird-ass SubGenius Swag
> packed in my bags on the outbound trip) I am now on the Orange Dot List!

Why do you *hate* America so much?(TM)

> Luckily, this is not the no-fly list, this is just the list where the
> Skycap loudly announces to everyone waiting at the curb that YOU have to
> check in at the counter instead of the curb, all your bags get searched,
> you get patted down, wanded and de-shoed. You have to go to a special
> place for all this, separated from your travelling companions, down a
> long roped-off corridor where all the non-orange-dot people can watch
> you pass by and memorize your features, just in case you try anything
> funny.

Why do you hate *America* so much?(TM)

> Along this corridor men and women in intimidating uniforms will
> pop out at random and ask you trick questions like "How old are you,"
> and "Where are you going," and if you hesitate because you're still
> pretty wasted from your going-away party and you really are not sure
> even exactly where you are or what is going on, you get hard, cold looks
> and they make a note of it. And if you have weird shit in your carryon,
> it will be smirked at. And of course, all paperwork involving you will
> have an orange dot on it!! So EVERYONE at the airport knows to keep an
> eye on you wherever you go!!
>

Why *do* you hate America so much?(TM)

> I'm totally going to sue somebody over this. Having to wear and carry
> an orange dot is totally humiliating!!

Wear orange next time. Actually, I'm very sorry that younger people who
choose to stay in the USA are going to have to spend the majority of
their lives in an increasingly fascistic state. I will at least have
some memories of when things appeared to be improving.

I'm *not* looking forward to this, but as the Official Bookie of the
Revolution I am hereby setting the over/under at the year 2016.

> It's just like in Nazi
> Germany!!!
>
>

CLSmith's Negation: Godwin's Law is a quaint relic of a simpler time.

Corry
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: Mr. F. Le Mur <lemurama@comxcast.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Reply-To: lemurama@comxcast.net
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 10:07 AM
Message-ID: <ev2jgv4dtvc9ro22hp69adal5q426dqhnd@4ax.com>

On Mon, 07 Jul 2003 04:07:52 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote:

->
->I'm totally going to sue somebody over this. Having to wear and carry

Goog luck!

->an orange dot is totally humiliating!! It's just like in Nazi

It's supposed to be.

->Germany!!!

Next you'll be on the mysterious "no-fly" list.

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Noodles" <brobnospamc32@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 10:40 AM
Message-ID: <3f09865f@altnews.snip.net>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:sm6Oa.49555$xg5.14772@twister.austin.rr.com...
> On arriving at the Buffalo airport at 6:00 AM July 6th, I received the
> unpleasant surprise that (probably due to the weird-ass SubGenius Swag
> packed in my bags on the outbound trip) I am now on the Orange Dot List!

Next time, stick the orange dot on the
forehead and tell em yer a Hindu
for "Bob" and not a Moslem holy warrior.
Should breeze U right thru...seems to work at LaGurdia
in NYC for the "work/stoodent visa" foreigners who
breeze thru Customs and dissappear into one
of the 5 B's of NYC - never to be seen again...

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Subject: Re: X-DAY6!!! MAGS GETS THE ORANGE DOT!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2003 11:31 AM
Message-ID: <rngOa.66219$TJ.3314661@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Noodles" <brobnospamc32@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3f09865f@altnews.snip.net...
>
> "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:sm6Oa.49555$xg5.14772@twister.austin.rr.com...
> > On arriving at the Buffalo airport at 6:00 AM July 6th, I received
the
> > unpleasant surprise that (probably due to the weird-ass SubGenius
Swag
> > packed in my bags on the outbound trip) I am now on the Orange Dot
List!
>
> Next time, stick the orange dot on the
> forehead and tell em yer a Hindu
> for "Bob" and not a Moslem holy warrior.
> Should breeze U right thru...seems to work at LaGurdia
> in NYC for the "work/stoodent visa" foreigners who
> breeze thru Customs and dissappear into one
> of the 5 B's of NYC - never to be seen again...

Well, Jesus did say to me afterwards, "Why didn't you just peel the
orange dot off your boarding pass?" and that is probably what Hunter S.
Thompson would have done, but I figured you probably get into REAL
trouble for trying something like THAT. That's how they get you, I
guess. If you're NOT a terrorist, you'll leave the orange dot on your
pass and luggage and submit to all the searches. If you ARE one, you
peel off the dots and walk right through security to board your flight.
Kind of like how they used to test witches with dunking stools.

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