This Years Excuse

From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 10, 2003 7:50 PM
Message-ID: <20030710195051.03466.00000242@mb-m05.aol.com>

This years excuse for X-Day...

Its all Greenspan's fault!

After he cut the Prime rate .25%, the Space Bankers renegociated the deal with
BoB!

Now we have to wait for the loan to mature! If they close it out too soon, they
will never regain thier closing costs!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

There's no such thing as a soul! Its just something they made up to scare
little kids, like the Boogie-Man or Michael Jackson!.

Bart SImpson

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Subject: Re: This Years Excuse
From: "Asquire" <asquire1313@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 10, 2003 8:52 PM
Message-ID: <fTnPa.11287$Hw.8572974@news2.news.adelphia.net>

BLAME IT ON RIO!

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Subject: Re: This Years Excuse
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Jul 10, 2003 8:58 PM
Message-ID: <3F0E0BB3.1B66@succeeds.com>

Asquire wrote:
>
> BLAME IT ON RIO!

BLAME IT ON THE RAIN!

WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF TO
HAVE A GOOD TIME OH NO WE COULD DANCE AND
PARTY ALL NIGHT AND DRINK SOME CHERRY WINE
UH HUH.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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Subject: Re: This Years Excuse
From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 11, 2003 2:57 AM
Message-ID: <belmu5$6g0b6$1@ID-193832.news.uni-berlin.de>

> This years excuse for X-Day...

Xist will no visit in a year that is a prime. in ANY calendar. which is why
they haven't landed yet. they're in a parking orbit out in the Oort cloud,
dodging icebergs.

nikolai
---
who only checked up to 37

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Subject: Re: This Years Excuse
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 11, 2003 6:15 AM
Message-ID: <Xns93B53F8B878CBrevdjeochhotopcom@129.250.170.81>

"nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au> wrote in
news:belmu5$6g0b6$1@ID-193832.news.uni-berlin.de:

>
>> This years excuse for X-Day...
>
>
>
> Xist will no visit in a year that is a prime. in ANY calendar. which
> is why they haven't landed yet. they're in a parking orbit out in the
> Oort cloud, dodging icebergs.
>
> nikolai
> ---
> who only checked up to 37
>
>
>

Great. Just great. Our luck they all have the name "Titanic" stencilled
on their forward weapons clusters.

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