From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.religion.subgenius
Date: Fri, Jul 11, 2003 2:14 PM
BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
The Bobbies Awards are so named because the Award itself
is called "The
Bobbie." This year, the actual physical Award Ikons
were individually
contructed by Her Highness Hell No of Dr. Dark's Drive-In clench. (Pics on
alt.binaries.slack) The Awards Categories are taken
from a list of
Merit Badge titles by Hellpope Huey with Artemia Salina
and DJ Epoch.
Connie's Leaf of the Persistrix: Sacred Agent Jane Jordan
Browne
(posthumous)
Master of WhatTheHellfire: Rev. Chris Lee, Quijibo
Master of the Vomitorium: Rev. Ed Strange
IndoctroBobbieism: Priestess Pisces
UberUltraMan of the Cloth: Rev. David Bachner
Bishop of BadFilm: Dr. Dark
The Shroud of Legume: Heart Ignition
Lords of Musicantorism: The Amino Acids
Lord of HTML: Rev. ERRor
Lord of Arroganticism: Dr. Philo Drummond
Lord of Whatever THAT Is: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon
Mistress of Mastering: Rev. Alliekat
Swift Shiftless Thrifting Medal: Rev. Susie the Floozy
Deathchickian Goddess of the Office: Magdalen
The Order of SubPurity of Rocknar: (none qualified)
The Order of the Luscious Friday: The Rabbi
The Order of the Blasphemula: Espira
The Order of the French-Fried Golden O-Rings: Cozmodiar
Most Retained Brain Cells over A Decade: Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite
The Purple CardioMojoPyro: Prof. Chaz Smith
Crossed Golden Turds of Most Improved Psychic Odor:
Sinphaltimus
Exmortus
As-Yet Unrealized Harryhausean Potentialatrica (Most
Graceful
>> Armature Under Stress): Rev. Asquire
Crown of the Wei-R-Doe (Special Recognition of Service)/
Stark Fist of
Gigantor (Best Resistance To Usenet Theatrics): Prostata
Contata
Best Maintained Dobbs T-Shirt of Yore: Rev. Amph
Best Besting of Besitality: Dr. Legume
Slap of the Nenslo (Most Effective Castigator)/ Flase
Profit Unmasking
Citation: Blackout
Sales Crest of the Oil of the Snake: Jesus
Crest of The Wave of Dooky: Lonesome Cowboy Dave
Dobbsian LUUUUV Crest: Rev. Alex
Fake Badge From A Cereal Box: Rev. Jarto
That's no Merit Badge, that's a pizza stain: Puzzling Evidence
Meristocratics: Pater Nostril
Merit Badge in Oswaldean Hydrodynamics: El Queso
Irradiated Cryptozoology: Rev. Sifu
Yellow Badge of Peril: Champion Jack Codini
Steenkin Bodges: Dr. Dark
"Messing About": IMBJR
Best Dressed Glossolalic: Televangela
Spontaneous Decoagulator: Banjo Bob
Merit Merit Merit: Dr. Howll
Dark Prom Kveen: Sister Decadence
Holder of the Serum: Dok Frop
Misunderstood Forces Meddler: DJ Shaver
Merit Badge in Atomic Energy: The Gription Clench
Most Abused and Over-Used SubGenius Music: Saint N &
Hellena Handbasket
for "End of the World As We Know It")
Grand Poohbah Lifetime Achievement Award: Frank & Darlene Barney
Dissective Dissonance Divulgence: Rev. Patrick/Honeypie Volkerding
Premeditative AntiLogic: Nu-Monet v.5
HellPopic Expurgation Acknowledgement (special citation): Hellpope Huey
The Order of Excremeditative Overachievement (Roto Rooter
w/clusters):
Mr. Fernandinande LeMur
"HEY STANG!" acknowledgement citation: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon
Special Award Award: Stang
Post-Event Recompenses of High Honor, for Food Bestowals
Above and
Beyond the World Past Hope and Fear: Rev. Lon / Lord
Ferg
(I, Stang, failed to bring home from 6X-Day the first
page of my
hand-written additions to a print-out of the categories
list, so some
important names and categories may be absent from the
above arduously
reconstructed list. For instance, someone won in the
category of
"Megarantrics," but I can't figure out who
it was. I did not videotape
or record the Bobbies Awards ceremonies.)
We have a few Awards left over and will attempt to mail
them to those
who were not able to receive them at Brushwood.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin,
TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The
Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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Subject: Re: THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
From: "Espira" <espira23@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2003 3:59 AM
Message-ID: <beokl6$icb$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>
--
http://www.londondevival.chaosmagic.com
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.foundry.tv
> The Order of the Blasphemula: Espira
shitting well cunt-you very much fuck-heads
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Subject: Re: THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
From: Mr. F. Le Mur <lemurama@comxcast.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.religion.subgenius
Reply-To: lemurama@comxcast.net
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2003 8:24 AM
Message-ID: <fq20hv8okmbd2j7d2r1ld8h3vcc1pqb1ng@4ax.com>
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 14:14:35 -0400, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote:
->BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
I'd like to thank the Little People of the ISO 13013
SubStandards
Committee who bribed the judges thinking I'd let them
out of the
pens in the basement. And L.L. Bean, the inventor of
coffee.