Subject: LONDON DEVIVAL SPLINTERS

From: "Espira" <espira23@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack,alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 14, 2003 10:59 AM
Message-ID: <beulqv$e1m$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>

'What the fuck are YOU ON?...your eyes are like saucers...!!!!'
was the comment i recieved from many people over the course of the Saturday
night London X Day celebrations.....I looked in the mirror,and they were
right.My Eyes were like saucers>>>>> hmmm.
Very strange considering i had only been drinkin' cheap cider all night.....
So thanks to whoever slipped something in my drink and put an even BIGGER
smile on my face .

I've tried to reconstuct a rough list of what happened when,where,by whom
and to whom....assembling all the players that made the night the true freak
show it was......

FrIDAY 11th july... FOUNDRY LATE BREAKFAST SHOW ON RESONANCE 104.4fm
feat. Espira,Pope Phil monty,Priest,Blue
Rabbit.... thanks to Spoon and Worm Lady.
[much discussion about prolapsing weight
lifters,south african accents and worm predudice...]

SATURDAY 12TH LONDON DEVIVAL....... FOUNDRY

what kinda happened ... i think!?!

1. Phil Monty-SubGenius childrens Entertainer

2.Reverend Priest ,rant and song 'Divine Excuse'

3.STUD BUNNIES ..... uber-theatrical trailer trash gore fest... [i trod on
an intestine later on in the night]...... Mama Cass never looked so
good.......!

4. Reverend Contra- Diction ...... we may not have enough girls in this
church,but the ones we DO have are total mega FEMMES>>>>>

5. Worm lady ......... worms,worms,wormy worms.... she has definatley got an
ever growing posse.

6. Richard Nyman ....... surreal poetry with the perfect velvet english
accent

7. Gee-ten .... looked like robinson crusoe,but older. Spoke his OWN
language....

8.Pope DAVID lee Black and his Polish/French dancers.... things reached
fever pitch when dave assembled a last minute troupe of young ladies clad in
Dobbs masks to hot things up!

9. Rev Carl X ................ where are all the muslims? now one of the Fez
Rev's

10. Drunk old man... another nutter off the street,who wooed the ladies
with two lines of every elvis song ever wriiten,and then a bit of sinatra.

11.Double head launching and assassination of J.R 'bob' Dobbs.... golf club
and cricket bat..! both heads were successfully launched,watched on by 'BOB'
himself,until a crazed gunman SHOT THE HELL OUTTA HIM!
feat. Dave black,phil monty as themselves...
Rev. Blue rabbit as BOB
Espira as Crazed gunman

12. pope phil monty and the *Janor possession*

13. Karaoke Dominatrix..... hahahahahaha! YES! we had a DOUBLE
spanking...... David lee BLack and Pope Phil Monty got their BARE ARSES into
the air and BEATEN side by side whilst trying to sing THE FINAL COUNTDOWN by
Europe! The TRUELY determined doms were Rev.Plastic Mediator and johnny
Borden of the Stud Bunnies... one armed with cane,the other with paddle.....
OUCH!

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also............

MUSICK..... Plastic Mediator,Asa,Espira [but mainly Asa.... sweden
,london,new york]

ViDEO........The Mullered Bros.... very proffessional guys,cool and very
talented..

BULLDADA aRT EXhIBITIOn ..... IMBJR,priest,espira,H.I,Pope phil
Monty,Plastic Mediator...
This stuff was displayed for a week and in that time alot of it went missing
from the walls! well i guess its a complement....watch your overcoats!

MERCH... mark pawson had his awesome disinfotainment stall,and a better
position to see the show this year.... LETS ALL WAVE AT MARK!!!!!

thanks tO..... Jonathan and all the staff at the foundry,stud
bunnies,invisible circus,the card board artist in the basement,toast the
dog,The POLISH posse,the FRENCH posse,Hang Dog,Rev.Circlemaker for filming
the show,the SWEDISH posse,slitta for decorating the venue,IMBJR for
Blu-tack application,Hippiecrust for accomadation,the roundabout dummy....
and all those who felt like showing up..

NEW FACES..... slack goes to REv.ERROR and Rev. Skunk ,now part of the
family....

what didn't happen..... um, helium preaching.. [we had the helium...we just
um, FORGOT..]
Exploding Norweigan Huskies soundsystem...er
[stuff]
BOB beer

NO THANKS ... resonance fm............. where were they?
beer can head stalker,and his traffic cone followers
annoying drunk guy with no shirt on
annoying drunk guy who realised that we were NOT FUNNY

WE MISSEd YOU ...... Mickey Finn [still in the bath]
........ Morningside [this isn't what i expected,
i'm going home]
......... Rombo Baak
.......... Edfred
........... BOB
............ Daddy o jesus

special mention goes to DAVID LEE BLACK for his killer rant on the sunday
at the poetry night.Powerful stuff.never recorded.

NEXT SHOW ........ amsterdam 2nd Anal frop cup in November

SLACKMEISTER T shirts available from pope black popebalck@hotmail.com
*********** few left from show*******

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OVER AND OUT
Espira

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