X-day? Huh?X-day? Huh?
From: "Bud" <budec@qwest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
illo by Lil
Date: Wed, Apr 3, 2002
So, this X-day thing. I dig. I wish to get the fuck
off this planet and
fast. I know the date, but was wondering the details.
It starts July 5th
and ends when? (don't give me gossip about how "time"
is going to end, etc,
etc... I need to give a specific date to my work to
insure vacation time...
just make some "ending" date up or something...like
July 109th 2002 at 39
O'clock).
Also, what are the details on this... do I have to purchase
a ticket? What
about "tickets", are those supplied on site?
Also is it like a festival,
(ie. sleep in mud and feces type of thing) or do I need
to find some where
in texas to shake at?
I need details like, where is it besides in Texas?
Is there a specail
pamlet that explains this? Hopefully with small words,
big text and
pictures... lots and lots of pictures. Easy to understand
flow charts ?
you know something that says "You are here *, X-day
is here-> #" also should
have a picture of a frog or something, cause I like
frogs.
Regards,
Bud
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 4, 2002
The real X day already happened - we are all just robot
replacements
covering for Subgenii.
Queso
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
X day is a fraud meant to seperate you from your money.
Queso
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
The real X day will happen in 2012, where we will travel
back to 1998,
and then leave the planet.
Queso
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
X day is an excuse to party with a bunch of not-so-likeminded
freaks.
Check your local listings for details.
Queso
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
X day is the all important moment in a Subg's life.
It is our only true
hope of happiness. Send your 30 dollars before it's
too late.
Queso
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
X day is, it is not, it is and it is not, and it neither
is nor is not.
Queso
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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
The details about X-Day -- at least, the ones that *sound*
reasonable
-- can be found on my Web site at: http://www.modemac.com/x-day
That should explain everything you need to know.
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
> I need details like, where is it besides in Texas?
Is there a specail
> pamlet that explains this? Hopefully with small
words, big text and
> pictures... lots and lots of pictures. Easy to
understand flow charts ?
> you know something that says "You are here
*, X-day is here-> #" also should
> have a picture of a frog or something, cause I
like frogs.
A frog watcher, eh? Well, you'll love XXXXX-Day. It's
free, you just
have to know the secret password, which is "Give
Me All Your Money."
It's in Dallas, behind the Jack in the Box near the
Lakewood post
office near Swiss Avenue, the 75214 post office. Just
walk up to
anybody you see on that day and tell them the password
-- they'll show
you the secret trap door. If you see a policemen, they
know the way to
the VELVET LINED secret trap door to X-Day.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
(Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
s@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
The offical dates for the "fest" in Brushwood,
NY are July 4th-7th. Us true
believers (read: the impatient and rich of free time)
like to show up
earlier on in the week just so we can get some pre-slacking
Slack in before
the "stuff" happens. Mind you, plans may change
ANY MINUTE. Check SubSITE
for updates.
You can pay at the front, but its best if you pre-register,
that way the
Foundation has that much more extra cash to spend on
YOUR enjoyment. Members
only, be sure you've been saved.
> I need details like, where is it besides in Texas?
The big shindig is held at a pagan campground in upstate
New York, far away
from any large pairs of buildings that get in the way
of passing aircraft.
That's where all the famous Subgenii, like myself, all
go to celebrate our
deaths. Brushwood Folklore Center, where the all hippies
have to deal with
our crap for once a year because we outnumber them.
Lovely place.
Mac's page has some info on what may happen, and here's
some stuff about
what your non-present ass missed last year.
http://subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/4XDay/4XDay-TXT/4XDay.html
And here's a couple of frogs, no doubt enjoying some
of the BRAZEN
DEBAUCHERY that can be had at X-Day 5!
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~briancas/Frogs.jpeg
Yes! YOU can FUCK like FROGS at XDV! DARE YOU DO IT FROGGYSTYLE FOR "BOB"?!
--
Two Beans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/nhgh
http://mp3.com/twobeans
"There, the spark leaps to life. The Golden Age
quivers on the brink of
creation. Live, my machine! Live my savior! You have
my breath... You have
my dream, my dream."
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