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#subgenius: IvanStang RevRashAway CEATH @LouMinatti @TwoBeans @Asquire @Lil-BUS @piAFK @RevSector @Torquemada @``BoB`` @RDJaway @GovRocknar @gomez @weinholt @danarchy @RevGary @slitta-away @skullY @Sly|w3rk @jeek
RevSExmort: I am going to edit a lot of video this weekend
- I'll put them on a.b.s
Asquire: good, ive been looking forward to your videos
RevSExmort: I got some funny stuff and some lame stuff
that could be made to be funny so it's a win/win with
the videos
sifu13: yo sexmortus
RevSExmort: SIFU!
sifu13: i tried to call you yesterday
RevSExmort: I emailed ya, did ya get it?
sifu13: yes i did
RevSExmort: What time?
sifu13: i got yer machine but i thought it might
steal my soul so i didn't leave a message
RevSExmort: don't be afraid to leave a message - It's
my personal home phone, no ones answers but me
sifu13: around 5:30 pm
RevSExmort: I have my own temple in my house and that
is the direct number
RevSExmort: 5:30, hmmmmm I was home
RevSExmort: I think
sifu13: no worries
sifu13: how's the arm?
RevSExmort: Feels good today, it's in a splint (imobilized)
for a feew weeks and some pain killers
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pinky: peep.
RevSExmort: non-displacement fracture of my elbow's
ball neck. Bad joint damage, a shit
RevSExmort: load of pain even after they drain 5CCs
of clear-yellowish fluid from my
RevSExmort: elbow.
RevSExmort: They gave me drugs, a splint and physical
therapy 3 times a week.
sifu13: i'm all fucked up today. think i have a
virus or something. i've been queazy all day
sifu13: supposed to teach tonight, but i think i'm
gonna cancel. we should get together soon man!
RevSExmort: Post tramatic Slack syndrome - happens after
X-Day to most first timers.
AKA: you're pregnant.
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sifu13: i'm no first timer!
RevSExmort: really?
RevSExmort: were you there last year?
sifu13: yep. i was there in 98
RevSExmort: Wow
RevSExmortus bows to almighty Sifu
sifu13: got my ass tattoo'd there
sifu13: heh
RevSExmort: kewl
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sifu13 bows low
RevSExmort: put a "B" on each butt cheak?
sifu13: i'm just about out of that frop. time to
pick up some more
sifu13: http://subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/X-Day98/POST-X-DAY-2/POST-X-Day2-pics/X-DayMisc./X-MISC/_arse.html
RevSExmort: Shit yeah, another reason we need to get
together b4 my X-Day fundage runs out
sifu13: that's me
AKA: sifu - you forgot to get your annual body
modification... that's the problem!
RevSExmort: AWESOME! you hairy assed mofo you
sifu13: ha
sifu13: dude, i was mooning people all over brushwood.
i thought you saw it.
RevSExmort: I was thinking of putting the letter B on
each cheak of my ass
RevSExmort: I didn't get to see it
sifu13: i was thinking of putting the anti-bob on
the other cheek
RevSExmort: Kewl
sifu13: in full blazing color
sifu13: heh
RevSExmort: I wish they'd get a tattoo artist there
again
RevSExmort: If I don't hook up with you in time, I may
just get another tat
RevSExmort: do you have any ideas for a place that would
tolerate a devival?
sifu13: she was supposed to come with me. she's
the best
sifu13: but she fished out at the last minute
RevSExmort: damn
sifu13: she's a close personal friend of mine
sifu13: http://www.chicksdigtattoos.com/
RevSExmort: Kewl, maybe I'll go to her for my next tat
sifu13: that's her site
sifu13: she's subgenius through and through
RevSExmort: got it and book marked it
sifu13: she's amazing. in all the magazines
sifu13: she did all my ink
RevSExmort: I didn't make 98 cause I knew it wasn't
the real 98, by my calculations X-Day 4 was supposed
to be the real 98
sifu13: i see
sifu13: heh
RevSExmort: We did times square last year
RevSExmort: Me and Lord Sloth
RevSExmort: There is a page on my site with pictures
and a full report
sifu13: how's this sound? circus tent. ferrypoint
park. right under the fucking whitestone bridge on
my side.
RevSExmort: Aren't they making a golf course there?
sifu13: i mean a real devival
Asquire: SexMortus....whats your URL
RevSExmort: www.digital-church.com
sifu13: on the other side from where i'm thinking
sifu13: but i'd have to scope it out
RevSExmort: SIFU: Do we need permits and such?
sifu13: i have friends in the parks dept.
RevSExmort: It would suck to get kicked out
sifu13: heh
RevSExmort: Awesome
sifu13: yes it would
sifu13: it's just a thought
RevSExmort: Shit, I'd get the boys together and we'd
JAM for a Musickness Live Spectaular invasion of sound
sifu13: you play in a band?
RevSExmort: Thoughts are the starting point for everything
RevSExmort: I play drums with a bunch of friends
RevSExmort: We're not organized at all and everything
is improv
sifu13: i play guitar
RevSExmort: DAMN! You gotta come by for a jam session
some time
sifu13: sure
RevSExmort: I have a bunch of musickness on my page
as well.
sifu13: all i have is an accoustic these days
sifu13: i could use an electric guitar
sifu13: hmm
RevSExmort: there is a musickness page and also see
the "good friday the 13th" party page
RevSExmort: I have an electric and amp
sifu13: i ahve an amp
sifu13: just need an axe
RevSExmort: Shit, we'll Jam at my party
RevSExmort: we record everything
sifu13: cool
RevSExmort: and sometimes remaster it too
sifu13: i thought i rubbed you guys the wrong
way or something at xday
RevSExmort: Lord Sloth Dances in it for the entire time,
funnay as shitting on a bird's head
RevSExmort: HELL NO
sifu13: ha
RevSExmort: HELL FUKING NO!
sifu13: cool
RevSExmort: I admit, I was staring at you a bit because
you and diane look too fucking familiar
RevSExmort: Like I know I know you from someplace but
can't place it
sifu13: i felt the same thing
RevSExmort: Long lost Yeti-Bruthers
sifu13: yeah
sifu13: you looked very familiar
RevSExmort: What do you do?
RevSExmort: or supposed to do?
sifu13: i'm a funeral director/embalmer
RevSExmort: wooooowwwwww
sifu13: what?
RevSExmort: Did I ever have a funeral in the Bronx?
hmmmm, no
RevSExmort: uh
RevSExmort: embolmer
sifu13: yep
RevSExmort: I think that's real kewl
sifu13: it's a rough lifestyle, i'll tell you
RevSExmort: not the conspiracy version of cool
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RevSExmort: or a sick and twisted version of cool
RevSExmort: a cool that kinda gives ya a different perspective
on humans and such
sifu13: thanks
sifu13: yes it does
sifu13: especially since 9/11
RevSExmort: I kinda get that from sick web videos and
faces of death movies but not in the way you do when
you deal with them actually dead. Working with them.
sifu13: i'm on the disaster tem for ny so i was
one of the first ones to go down there
RevSExmort: That must invoke some real deep thoughts
RevSExmort: and yes ASQUIRE also has done the same
sifu13: dude, you have no idea how badly i needed
to be at xday this year
RevSExmort: SiFu: DAMN
RevSExmort: I can only imagine
RevSExmort: I have never been to ground zero. I can't
bring myself to do it. I was in the world trade center
not 2 years prior having the time of my life with newly
aquanted relatives on their first visit here.
RevSExmort: Have you read my BLOG on those dates?
RevSExmort: I didn't know what to do but write. And
write everything I thought and felt
sifu13: try to imagine taking five thousand people,
chopping them into pieces the size of your fist, mixing
them all together like a stew, and then trying to put
them all back together
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RevSExmort: It's pretty intense reading
sifu13: is that on your site?
RevSExmort: Most of it is
RevSExmort: I took some down do to lack of space
RevSExmort: I will put it back soon.
RevSExmort: I can even email ya the word dox
magdalen: you know when we first signed on with cafepress
we asked them for an example of their work so they
sent us a shirt that said "Blogger" on it
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magdalen: we were mystified
sifu13: i was on the team for twa flight #800 too.
i was fishing bodiesw out of the water on the piers.
pulling the crabs out of them.
magdalen: hey Stang
Stang: Rev. Sifu -- I just put your new sifu@subgenius.com
in place... sent you an email. Nickie got hers revised
too.
sifu13: cool stang. thanks. that's a pop3?
sifu13: i'm used to fucking aol
RevSExmort: AOHELL
magdalen: it will just send things to wherever you
are
magdalen: it's not really a service just a forwarding
thing
RevSExmort: It forwards or redirects?
magdalen: uh
magdalen: yeah
sifu13: oh. so the emails will show up on my aol
mailbox?
magdalen: yeah
Stang: It's just your existing addres with an alternate
name.
Stang: Basically it just redirects.
RevSExmort: kewl
RevSExmort: and what does that cost?
sifu13: great. that's really cool. thanks again
magdalen: $35 I think
Stang: That subgenius.com address has been a lot
steadier than the ISPs it has represented over the
years.
magdalen: or something
RevSExmort: I maybe moving soon and would love to have
a redirecting email
magdalen: so the kids are all "Bobbed" up
still, busily planning for next year
magdalen: that faq they are making is like five pages
long already, and that's just the QUESTIONS
Stang: With an alias you can have an address for
life... or as long as subgenius.com lasts. The server
we're on handles tons of porno businesses so you know
they're better engineered than MOST Con ISPs... these
are the SERIOUS Net users who must have the LATEST.
RevSExmort: Stang: I copied all my XD5 footage to VHS,
When I get the time I'll send ya a copy. I plan to
begin editing this tonight
RevSExmort: Good to know, thanks. I will need to sign
up soon
RevSExmort: and buy more boxers
Stang: SEx-- I'm doing exactly the same thing!
Dubbing the shit to VHS, for safety... but I can send
you guys that, we'll just see what comes of it. We
might end up with two completely different one-hour
videos that get shown SIMULTANEOUSLY, one atop the
other.
magdalen: phloighd is taking the stage very very seriously
Stang: But it works so well when no one takes it
seriously!
RevSExmort: LOL - yup, might happen
sifu13: hey stang. if sexmortus and i collaborate
on a nyc devival, would you come?
Stang: I hope phloighd doesn't plan to get married
while stage managing, that's tough duty.
sifu13: would all of you come?
Stang: I siddenly realized that the reason I've
been methodically blanking my big 60 gig drive was
not to make room for 5X-Day footage, but to make room
for ARISE, which I want to try converting to VCD and
suchlike for easy bootlegging.
Stang: Others are already bootlegging little ARISE
avis but I want to make sure it's a GOOD copy if it's
gonna be bootlegged.
sifu13: um
Stang: I would rather be selling the bootleg myself,
like Zappa did with his.
Stang: Sifu -- I do this for a living so you have
to pay me something and buy me a plane ticket, but
FUCK yeah, HELL yeah!
sifu13: sweet
RevSExmort: It's funny, I wont make copies of Arise
for my friends... even the dues paid ones. I took the
introduction very seriously.
Stang: I am the expensive one -- somebody has to
be -- but luckily you have a shiload of local talent
nearby, esp. Fedcoms.
magdalen: I hope you guys do it because there is a
guy who constantly calls on the subgeniomophone asking
when there will be a show in NYC
magdalen: I'd love to be able to tell him there was
going to be one!
RevSExmort: hehe - you'll see
Stang: Pope David N. Meyer might well still be
in NYC and I might be able to pry him off his sofa
for another "one last preaching" -- he' the
greatest when he's in form.
RevSExmort: I thought he died
magdalen: no that is a rumor Jesus spreads so that
the chicks will flock to him instead of pope meyer
Stang: SEx -- Like the Pamphlet and the Dobbshead,
ARISE is pitifully easy to copy.
Stang: "The Lord is not Slack as men count
Slackness"
magdalen: I saw this video of pope meyer and said
"Wow! He's CUTE!" and Jesus goes "Yeah...
yeah he was pretty cute.... before the ACCIDENT"
RevSExmort: I know but I never have, I have done the
pamphlet and dobbshead
RevSExmort: but only for marketing
sifu13: sex: sounds like we have planning to do
RevSExmort: Sifu: Sure does and all SubGees I know in
the area are in support of a devival
Stang: Magdalen -- remember Pope Meyer is now my
age... just like he was in that old footage. Think
how different I look... now extrapolate... actually
he looks the same only looser.
Stang: We all get loose.
magdalen: heh
Stang: I just had my teeth cleaned and the 47 year
old divorcee hygeniest was telling me her sordid life
story. Why do they always pick me.
Stang: She was HOT though.
magdalen: did she wear her hygeniest uniform unbuttoned
just one too many buttons?
RevSExmort: Rev. R. J. Hyde is hot.
Stang: That guy The Bishop has done some FUCKING
impressive audio mixes.
RevSector is back (gone 00:52:03)
sifu13: yeah, she looked so different
Stang: I loved the scene in Spiderman where the
Goblin is about to nail his ass but the citizenry band
together and throw shit at him.
Stang: Very NYC.
sifu13: heh
RevSExmort: Too much Connie in here eyes, i had to leave
certain areas at X-Day for fear I was gonna burst into
flames
RevSExmort: in her eyes
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Stang: Yeah, the Rabbi has some of Connie's DARK
power. Where "Bob" has dumb luck Connie has
tricky craftiness.
RevSExmort: I had The Bishop here at my LOTR geek party
sifu13: is lotr on dvd yet?
RevSExmort: First week in August
RevSExmort: Even Rev. Dr. Humdinger made it to that
party
Stang: All I know about The Bishop is, he sends
great cuts for Hour of Slack -- he did tell me he met
you guys but I got the impression he thought maybe
ya'll were mad at him because of his hate rants on
a.s., which pissed off some people majorly (not me
though)
RevSExmort: First time I met both of them and we had
a blast.
magdalen: I can't wait for the next harry potter movie
Stang: Humdinmger is from New York?
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RevSExmort: He's from Yonlers
AKA: damn where is my bread.
Stang: Is it the Brazilian clench?
RevSExmort: Yonkers
RevSExmort: No, He's a loner
RevSExmort: He was at XD5
Stang: Have you guys seen the brazilian Church
website? It's GREAT!!
RevSExmort: Not Yet, URL?
magdalen: oh I haven't seen it!
sifu13: no
Bazil: no
magdalen: I thought they were just talking about it
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sifu13
Stang: They were bragging it up on alt.slack...
I'll look...
RevSExmort: AND NO - NOONE is mad at THE BISHOP that
has anything to do with FEDCOMS, We actually miss him
cause he hasn't emailed or called in a while.
Stang: Yeah here, check this out -- http://subgeniusbrasil.blogspot.com/
RevSExmort: mad not made
Stang: The usual misunderstanding between outcasts,
misfits, heretics and weirdos...
sifu13: i feel so sick today
sifu13: goddamn
Stang: This site in Portugese will cheer you up
-- because it's totally alien yet very familoar
Stang: The dental hygenist informed me she had
a bad cold. Then she insisted that "you people"
(non dentists) had all the germs.
magdalen: Dia-X!!!
sifu13: she had a cold and she put her hands in
yer mouth?
Stang: She kept informing me that she had broken
up with her latest boyfriend.
AKA: stang so did you show her the way?
sifu13: she wanted yer schlunkmeat, stang!
Stang: She had the gloves and mask and everything...
but sheesh, what surprised me was that she TOLD me.
AKA: I think she's latent.
RevSExmort: Hey everyone--- http://babelfish.altavista.com/
magdalen: yah I'm using that too
Stang: She was telling me everything that makes
a guy think, "Is this broad trying to tease me?
Then why is she telling me about her fucked up kids?"
I guess this probably happens to single guys more than
me. It probably happens more among 47 year olds than
anybody.
RevSExmort: heh
RevSExmort: brb
magdalen: RADIATION ORGOZMONICA!!
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Stang: People in their late 40s are as deperate
as 7th graders, I swear. Not me though. I have Slack
for a change. Gonna keep it too!
magdalen: All the SubGenius that possess its membership
cardwill be captured by it and with it they will engage
in a vast and orgasmático Ritual of SexHurt
for all the eternity
Stang: She did NOT keep resting her boob against
my elbow like some dental hygenists do -- that action
gives me Spidey-like super-senses, all for naught.
Asquire-Away looks to the ground, spots
some slack, and scoops its up running aorund laughing
madly "BWAHAHAHAHA"
magdalen: all the others pesssoas (especially our
enemies) will be being destruidas in a INTERMINAVEL
Hell APOCALIPTICO!!!!
Stang: I'm glad to see the kids have carried the
torth of Bold Surrealism onwards. I had been starting
to worry.
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to all the others pesssoas (especially our enemies)
will be being destruidas in a INTERMINAVEL Hell APOCALIPTICO
magdalen: tee hee
AKA: I had someone tell me yesterday that they
knew this guy in baltimore who originally came up with
the church of bob... and gets furious whenever you
mention anything about it cause "they" stole
his idea...
Stang: AKA -- I have heard purple described as
reacting that way
Stang: Baltimore though? That's odd.
AKA: some guy named "sam" I forgot
the last name and didn't think to ask again until after
this guy left
Stang: Former SubGenius Rev. Buck Naked has been
espied on street corners claiming a similar pedigree,
to the jocular laughter of passersbye who don't have
the slightest idea what he's talking about.
AKA: yeah I was thinking "maybe this is
buck naked"
Stang: I have a buddy named Sam in baltimore, from
the Motor City Morons clench -- they sponsored the
third World SubCon in 83 or whenever it was.
AKA: the thing is, I can get his real name again...
I will ask about it. cause I know the guy who mentioned
this other guy...
magdalen: FACT: J.R. " Bob " Dobbs wants
its money. It always wants its money.
Stang: Sam Fitzimmons. He might well claim such
a thing just to muddy the waters of legend with rumors
and tales of great batttles in the underworld.
skullY: My taquitos. My taquitos! Let me ouuuuut!
AKA: stang - I bet thats it.
magdalen: heee!
AKA: one of the artists from my non-profit knows
him...
AKA: I was wearing the hat yesterday at a dumpster
divers meeting
Stang: If it was Sam he was being funny, I'm sure.
Legume and I deliberately tell tall tales about each
other just to confound the peepers and lurkers. Legume
is much better at it than I am. He had everyone in
madison thinking I was a chicken hawk.
magdalen: oh these brazilians are TOO FUNNY!
Stang: Mag -- there's pics of them -- they're cute,
and some are cute GIRLS!
magdalen: they have a list of things to bring to their
bulldada auction
magdalen: photos of 'things'
magdalen: broken Things
Stang: I should pester GGGordon to look at that
site -- he speaks Portugese.
AKA: Stang - I was saying the other day... could
you imagine a "Carnivival"?
magdalen: normal things of abnormal size
magdalen: anything that you have under the bed
Stang: Brazil is onew country where the Church
COULD catch on because it's not too different from
the US -- a little looser and healthier sexually if
anything. SKINNIER.
magdalen: stang: altavista will translate it for you
Stang: Uruguay might also be a good place for Clenches...
it's a NON-CATHOLIC Spanish-speaking cxountry, or rather,
their Catholicism is less catholic.
RevSector: Stang: yeah, but that assumes that they'd
be able to stop coming in here and color-spamming us
for long enough to let us indoctrinate them.
magdalen: "something wonderfully dull, inadequate,
perfect"
magdalen: and/or completely imbecile
Stang: Color-spamming Uruguayans?
RevSector: I say we need to start working on some sort
of portable indoctrination ray.
RevSector: Stang: nah, brazilians.
magdalen: ha! it warns you not to bring "infantile
pornography" to the auction
Stang: I wonder if it's the same group -- there
are several of them.
magdalen: only those that to load the Card of Associate
will have place reserved in the ships of Escape. Who
not to pay the $30 will burn here in the land!
magdalen: HA!!!
Stang: Man, I sure wouldn't mind a devival in Rio.
I have been there once and it's mind blowingly ...
Brazilian. That Simpsons episode in Brazil was PERFECT.
Rocknar: you check out my batch of Xday pics, Maggie?
magdalen: yeah rocknar, they're great!
Stang: I have watched The Simpson dubbd into Portugese,
and Star Trek.
Rocknar: Stang, I posted a bunch of new pics to a.b.s
Stang: Rockner, you posted some pics? On a.b.s.?
AKA: It wouldn't be a devival, it would be a
CARNIVIVAL!
Rocknar: indeed
Stang: I will get them next. I'm gonna try to get
this stuff up on SubSITE so the browser-only losers
can see them.
Stang: El Devivila del Carne -- El Carnivival!
RevSExAFK: bak
Stang: You would have the accent on the last syllable
-- carnivie-VAHL!
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magdalen: heh, it advises people to spread the word
by placing information in the sex shop local!
Rocknar: Stang, show wei the pic I posted - a HAT
for sale, only $330.00
RevSExmort: Sounds like a great idea
magdalen: yeah man those brazilians REALLY know how
to party, I bet they are going to make us look totally
lame
Stang: I think these Brazilians are a very promising
Clench.
RevSExmort: We should make contact
RevSExmort: or have we?
AKA: where are the brasilian pictures?
magdalen: htey haven't done it yet
magdalen: they are planning for next year
Stang: Frop in Brazil is SHITTY, though. It's very
illegal and the growing tech was in sorry state when
I was there in ... uh... 95 or so?
Stang: There was only one native Brazilian Sub
at that time, Jorge, a friend of GGG's, and his wife,
who was a Brazillian Indian Hippie... like in anthropology
class -- with BLACK GUMS. And BOY was she hot looking.
Rocknar: Lucky Jorge
RevSExmort: MENTAL REPROGRAMMING OF QUALITY
RevSExmort: Plus a text our LIBRARY LITURGICA is added.
This time we deal with on the subject of the voluntary
brainwashing that is a craze of 23 amongst 23 SubGenius.
It learns in this document, some of the basic tips
of perpetual happiness and complete Slack that the
clergy of the Church agreed to disclosing for the great
public. Not necessary nor to say that the disclosed
techniques are not nor the tip of Ice Berg of knowledge
that has those tha
Stang: I have written back to them and told them
their site is great but so far that's all... they posted
to alt.slack but were ignored by everyone except me
-- I scope out the newbies carefully.
AKA: stang well they were in here a few days
ago talking up their site
Rocknar: SexM, I want to donate a bunch of books
for your library then, a lot of UFO non-fiction paperbacks.
Stang: Oh good. They seem to be pretty computer
savvy.
AKA: Stang - where are the brasil pics?
RevSExmort: Rocknar: KEWL!
Rocknar: Stang, you remember in 99 when I gave you
all those cool books, one was SEX to SEXTY..
Stang: Rocknar -- yes, I still have that hilariously
bad thing.
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Rocknar: cool! :)
Stang: Somewhere on their site are shots of them...
I suggested lots of naked beach shots and I think there
are some of those there now. To get the repressed Americans
in.
sifu13: ah. just ten minutes til i can go home and
die horribly
RevSExmort: Awesome, I'll have to sheck the entire
site and translate as well
sifu13: i must have a vrus
Stang: I was thinking of that Sex to Sexty book
since it's X Day Six or as Legume called it, "Icks
Day Sex"
Rocknar: Sifu, you see the pic of you and Diana on
a.b.s?
RevSExmort: Sifu: Maybe Bob will visit you like he did
Mags
magdalen: I don't know man, you have to be REALLY
sick for a LONG time
sifu13: rocknar: yes i did. it was cool. thanks
fer posting it
Stang: Magdalen, I read your story of "Bobs"
visitation -- you know he did that to the movie director
FRANK CAPRA too! Seriously! It's in capra's bio and
I saw him talk about it himself with my own eyes at
the USA film fest in dallas, before he croaked.
magdalen: wow!
sifu13: yeah sexM i pray every night that bob would
just show up
Rocknar: magdalen, cau you do a parable about me?
Stang: Sifu, good luck -- sometimes there's a "SubGenius
Virus" that goes around after X-Days and Dokstoks.
In the old days it was passed around in BALOONS, with
the Church Air. Now I think Pipes are the carrier.
Stang: I have developed an immunity to this virus
apparently, knock on wood.
Rocknar: maybe if one x-day I find my yeti mate and
I finally GET OFF this Earth at 7:00am?
Stang: Hey, knocking on this wood is giving me
wood!
magdalen: hmm
Stang: Wonder what happens if I knock THIS wood
against THAT wood...
sifu13: as you know, stang. we smoke the blunts
in the bronx. special virus static smoke wraps. heh.
Stang: WOW!
Stang: Gotta go...
*** Stang-Snoop Unknown command
magdalen: all my parables are perfectly true, so it
would have to be a true story
*** Stang is now known as StangSnoop
RevSExmort: I attributed it to post tramatic lack of
slack syndrome. And yes, it usually happens after X-Day.
I thought it only happened to first timers but Sifu
proved me wrong
Rocknar: GGG's viagra sure does KICK IN, doesn't
it?
magdalen: and the only one I can think of is how you
wore the Lord's robes and then lost his megaphone
Rocknar: I didn't lose it
magdalen: see!
magdalen: that's why I won't write that one
RevSExmort: LOL
Rocknar: I loaned it to Phloighd for him to do announcements
for killer
RevSExmort: I have the Lord's 7 bladed wind-breaker
magdalen: well be careful with it
sifu13: well. i'm gonna make like a tree, and get
out of here. sexM, i'll be intouch if i don't bleed
out over night.
RevSExmort: I will
magdalen: bye sifu
sifu13: later taters
*** Signoff: sifu13 (9I9'9m 9u9s9i9n9g 9<<95949-929K9>>
91.0 9W9e9b9s9i9t9e9: 9http://www.54Script.com)
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RevSector: it's "I'd rather be lucky than good
any day" run through Babelfish from English to
Korean and back.
Rocknar: WHOA!
RevSector: much more effective than finding foreign-language
stuff and translating it to English.
RevSector: "I always... It deceives and the right
side."
Rocknar: hmm
Rocknar: "I don't practice what I preach because
I'm not the kind of person I preach to."
RevSector: "They will have a joke and when the
possibility where they will go it is not, sexual intercourse
'em!"
Rocknar: "FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"
RevSector: yup.
RevSector: The world tomorrow ends and it spreads out,
it dies it does not know,!
magdalen: I liked "The End is Next!"
RevSector: hah.
RevSector: The science does not remove a providence
fear,!
Rocknar: how true
RevSector: "Me fucking providence shoes imprecation
fear of my nose which sharp pains at the outside!"
Rocknar: dunno
RevSector: first sentence of the Brag.
RevSector: "I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the
fucking gods out of my nose!"
Rocknar: OH!
magdalen: The luck then is launched
AKA: lets translate the whole book into babelfish
speak... oh, wait, it ALREADY is!
magdalen: He was I, in the center of the city of Rio
De Janeiro, when a dove, coming of skies, materialized
itself in my front.
magdalen: that musta been a sight!
RevSector: "102 It is not a despair, ye pink color;
In providence work inside 2nd year, it means that inside
the twinkling of the eye the Pahana will come with
the thing together between the thee in millennium electric
generation, Wednesday it comes, together is in the
thy company one white sibling."
*** StangSnoop is now known as Stang
Rocknar: re Stang
RevSector: Stang.
RevSector: "The Pushy the waitress has your dull
season far with the enemy and it goes,! It defers far
it counts with the enemy to have your dull season,
it goes,!"
Rocknar: dunno that
Stang: Talk about Time Control -- I've been editing
the #subgenius IRC logs from SUNDAY and MONDAY... it's
putting me into a WEIRD state of mind because I've
also been doing a lot of IRC real-time... so it gives
this illusion that you can cut and edit REAL-time
Stang: Sort of like being really fucked up on DMT
only you're NOT on DMT.
Rocknar: you mean that you can't do that already?
Stang: Only Alternate Reality Man and "Bob"
can edit REALITY -- we can only edit memories.
Rocknar: through MWOWM, "chat rooms" will
be REPLACED WITH DIRECT TELEPATHIC LINKS!
Stang: Like that great movie Memento pointed out
so artfully.
Stang: WHORE HOUSES , not chat rooms, you mean
Stang: WHORE HOUSES will be replaced by telepathic
links
Rocknar: Stang, you and Wei should register for free
chat on alt.com
Rocknar: I am there
Stang: Why?
Stang: I am here
Rocknar: We can recruit people off alt.com - a bondage
personals chat saite
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Stang: You foot soldiers can do the one on one
recuiting -- they need me here in the bunkers planning
strategy. men.
*** Thane is now known as Bazil
Rocknar: Whore houses will be replaced with Direct
TENTACLE BONDS..
Stang: I don't really talk the sophisticate language
of the bondage set. I don't THINK.
Rocknar: Sometimes you have to have The General visit
his troops
Stang: Yeah well fuck the bondage crowd... wait...
I mean... forcibly DON'T fuck the bindage crowd.
Rocknar: check out alt.com for the free chat anyway
Stang: What ever happened to good old All American
Russ Meyer style plain "fuckin"
Rocknar: imagine how many FREAKY PEOPLE would send
you their own homemade self-porns
Stang: I've had enough free chat this week to last
till next X-day... I'm gonna go back to editing the
chat logs. Maybe if I go fast enough I can catch up
to THIS MOMEN
*** Stang is now known as StangEdited
magdalen: well I'm glad that people in pornos are
now shaved
AKA: rocknar - dont you think stang already gets
tons of homemade self-alien-porns?
Rocknar: yeah
magdalen: you couldn't see anything in those old-school
pornos
Rocknar: but these would be FRESH RECRUITS for BOB!
Rocknar: there's MILLIONS of people on alt.com with
a profile
Rocknar: I am there.
AKA: forget alt.com we've got sub*.com
Rocknar: see if sub.com is a taken domain
RevSector: yup.
AKA: of course it is.
RevSector: for subNetz e.V.
Rocknar: damn
Rocknar: submissivesforbob.co
Rocknar: m
Rocknar: submissivesforbob.com
RevSector: When "the possibility you talking the
human waste from the tunafish it is not, it is a 2nd
rule of the SubGenius church, ', inside the France
restaurant which it does not order the marine products.'
Me which am the possibility of getting the France restaurant?"
RevSector: (Pope Meyer rant, back page of the first
edition of the Book.)
RevSector: "The second rule of the SubGenius church
is, 'If you can't tell shit from tunafish, don't order
seafood in a French restaurant.' Can I get a French
Restaurant?"
TV: mags
TV: you there?
TV: oooooooh, the crazy black guy who wants
to beat kids is on tv!!!!!!!!
TV: i think that's who this is
magdalen: yes?
magdalen: I am hunting for a horoscope that will tell
me exactly what I want to hear
TV: did the bobby award "weirdest in the
church" exist last year?
TV: hey cooz! wake up!
Asquire: didya see mine mags?
TV: not you mags, i mean coz
TV: is cooz
magdalen: yes I saw yours Asquire
magdalen: I don't know if the weirdest award existed
last year
magdalen: I think we've always had something of the
sort but it may have been called something different
TV: i was wondering if it was invented for me
Rocknar: overman of the year
magdalen: well Stang just writes down what the Elder
Gods transmit
Rocknar: that describes it
TV: i didn't even know i won until i got home
TV: after riding in the huffragmobile
TV: COZMODIAR!!!!!!
Rocknar: I just got
Rocknar: SHATNER'S AUTOGRAPH!
Rocknar: and a pic!
weinholt: william shatner?
Rocknar: YES!
weinholt: WOW!
weinholt: the only autographs i have are from some
shitty band that didn't make it, and i have now lost
the autographs
magdalen: so anyway
*** Signoff: Cozmodiar (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
magdalen: I guess pisces took the vicodin
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RevSector: Legume.
Legume: yo
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by weinholt
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by RevSector
RevSector: doh! beaten!
magdalen: hey Legume
Legume: Hi mags
Asquire: so when that bitch told me I was out of
line...I told her to get laid!
Asquire: umm sorry...wrong window
Legume: Women do not like to be called "bitches".
The correct word is "cunts"
Asquire: ahhh
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*** AfKA is now known as AKA
AKA: greetings
RevSector: heya.
AKA: heehee joey skaggs just on 20/20 www.joeyskaggs.com
media prankster
LilThea is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
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magdalen: I have no new messages!
magdalen: wtf!
magdalen: I should get one of those instant messenger
buddies
AKA sends mags a message to make her feel
better
magdalen: I have no new massages either
magdalen: so send me some of those
magdalen: shoulders and upper back, and some feet
ones
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LilThea
Rev_Dr_Lon: hey mags, do you know what happened to the
staff that jesus had?
LilThea is back
LilThea: Where did Coz go?
AKA: Danke
Legume: Ah, stepped out back for a frapstick
magdalen: he sold it to someone for fifty cents
Rev_Dr_Lon: ahhhh
Rev_Dr_Lon: was it a subgenii he sold it to?
magdalen: yeah
Rev_Dr_Lon: it must stay in the church
AKA: someone cut off a head of mary and jesus
in south philly
AKA: two separate statues beheaded.
Legume: Wasn't me.
magdalen: he sold it to a kid that was sitting next
to phloighd at the post luck
magdalen: the kid sitting between phloighd and pisces
magdalen: He says perhaps you can buy it off that
kid for a dollah
magdalen: pot luck that is
magdalen: I tell you one thing
magdalen: cats love to sleep in open suitcases
Rev_Dr_Lon: i am seein it in alot of pics on a.b.s
AKA: don't forget how much they love to pee in
them, too.
magdalen: true
magdalen: but so far so good
Sly|out: mags: how was my post?
magdalen: they are so cute in there they look at you
like "What a good idea you had, bringing us these
portable sleeping caves!
magdalen: Sly|out: great! thanks!
Sly|out: no problem =)
magdalen: so how about those euro x-day pics!
magdalen: they had boats and sheep and stonehenge,
it's insane!
magdalen: I really worry about those sheep
AKA: hmmm 18 gigs for $50...
*** Signoff: Rocknar (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
AKA: or 80 gigs for 99... hmm, we're getting
closer to a dollar a gig..
slitta: I was there!
slitta: I still got sheep crap under my boots
magdalen: whoah!
magdalen: now THAT'S a souvenir
AKA: I've got sheep crap... well, I can't tell
you WHERE...
magdalen: heh
magdalen: what was up with the boat?
slitta: there are pictures of the boat on a.b.s?
slitta: I've made some
magdalen: yeah there are some pics up there
*** StangEdited is now known as Stang
magdalen: hi stang
Stang: WHEW, HOLY SHIT! I have been editing the
logs of this very channel -- removing potentially embarrassing
stuff, IMs etc.
RevSector: Stang.
slitta: it was a nice boat
*** Signoff: AKA (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
peer))
Sly|out: How is it going Stang?
magdalen: that's nice of you
*** Sly|out is now known as Slyde
Stang: I am up to some time yesterday. Reading
48 hours straight of Subgenius jabber is a truly mind
altering experience.
RevSector: gah. I need to figure out how to make this
program output wav.
slitta: with big engines amd booze
Slyde: Stang: just imagine all the things NOT said.
heh.
Legume: Hiya Ivan
Stang: My poor wife is downstairs working on the
Starwood program guide, wishing it was done so we can
watch a movie.
Stang: Hey Dr. Legume!
Legume: Howzit daddy-o?
Stang: Legume, your harmonica playing got aired
on Chas' show last night... sounded good!
Stang: Legume, you and Susie are "IN"
like Flint for Starwood.
Stang: You're a rock star now.
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Legume: Thankee. Damn feed crom wcsb was down
Legume: Susi and I send thanks
RevSector: aces, managed to figure it out.
magdalen: hi ChrisLee
Stang: All Hail Chris Lee, All Hail Quijibo!
ChrisLee: what's goin on on this side?
RevSector: ChrisLee.
Legume: Stang, got me about five pounds of snow
crab. Bring an appetite
Stang: Legume -- I have a copy of Chas's entire
show last night. As I was driving in he did a great
mediation upon the monkeys of Brushwood and X-day.
Legume: Love a copy
Stang: I have read the new Quijibos several times
now. And the Page 3 girls!!!
ChrisLee: they are the best
Stang: Dr. legume -- I'll bring one to Starwood,
hoepfully by then I'll have a whole set of the concert.
Stang: Only El Gordo got REALLY lucky.
LilThea: HEE!!! I just recorded my most unlistenably
listenable piece of death industrial SLACK.
LilThea: Actually, I think I was the luckiest "guy"
there, but that's me.
Stang: Lil, you have been posting some WEEEEIRD
sounds.
Stang: But El Gordo had his way with Princess Party
Girl.
Stang: Right in Chas's van.
Stang: Chas kept attempting to tell certain stories
on the air but then stopping himself.
Slyde: damn. Sis D took some amazing pictures of
people.
Stang: I have been reading IRC logs all day.
Slyde: I have not seen a bad picture of someone
yet.
Stang: Sis D and Doc Frop (and Princess Wei also)
can get good portraits because their presence elicits
smiles as if by magic, or perhaps its the FOG or CLOUD
which precedes these worthies.
magdalen: anything juicy on the irc?
LilThea: Stang: I'm just fucking around with these
audio widgets for Mac, using first alt.binaries.slack
sounds, and now, sounds from EarthStation1.
Stang: I haven't looked at the ones that were posted
today, yet. Waiting for Wei to be done with Starwood.
Legume: Stang, I've been pumping Chas up to some
cute little pagan gal he's scoping'
LilThea: Mine are OK, but it's not like I'm any more
self-conscious as any Connieite, maybe less than many.
Stang: Lil -- which widgets especially?
Legume: Chas has bad timing
Stang: Magdalen -- nothing we haven't heard yet
has been revealed among the late night peckings.
Slyde: LilThea: you and Thea looked absolutely
amazing. Great pictures of you two.
Legume: Everytime there was an opportunity to get
laid, Chas was two minutes late.
Stang: I removed stuff that was not about X-Day
or was not funny or was slanderous or too horribly
true.
Stang: Legume -- he was being blcoked, to, as you
predicted.
Legume: Drummers kept running off with the wimmens
Slyde: "Subgenius Cult actually made up of
aging nannies and babysitters. Counter-culture crumbles.
Details at 11"
Legume: Yeah, I called her game right from jump
RevSector: Slyde: you mean it's NOT!?
Slyde: shhhh!
Slyde: he edited that part out!
RevSector: Slyde: that's the whole reason I joined!
Stang: Legume -- well, Chas has gigs every weekend
for the next two or three weeks so I'm sure he'll at
least have lots of suspense.
Slyde: RevSector: it seems the PTA can only be
your salvation now.
Slyde: send another 30$ to them.
Legume: To those who donated to the Save T-Base
Fund: you saved Chas from the graveyard of dick.
RevSector: anyone done any audio stuff on Linux?
Stang: YES! That is true. FAR more was saved by
those donations than we can imagine.
TwoBeans: Larval Pagan A/V geek trolls
Legume: We must give her to STERNO.
TwoBeans: Catching robins for their food
Stang: And Sterno will give her to JANOR.
Legume: And Janor will lose her somewhere.
TwoBeans: Don't forget Nenslo
Legume: And none shall seek her.
Stang: Nenslo would not have her. But El Gordo
would.
Stang: El Gordo would mount anything. A sheep,
a beach ball.
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TwoBeans: By the end of that week, I woulda taken
her
Torquemada: I feel like crying
TwoBeans: Fuck, I have no scruples
Stang: Let out oh legendary torturer
Slyde: damn. sifu looks much younger sans the beard.
Legume: TwoBeans, it would have no REASON to fuck
you
Stang: If I shaved my beard off, everyone would
see that my entire lower jaw has rotted away.
TwoBeans: Stang: So that's where the accent's from?
Legume: You've been dead for nine years
Stang: This creature fucks only for spite or greed,
only to hurt and to rend and ravage.
TwoBeans: brb, frappy time
Slyde: hell Stang, you even looked younger in those
pictures.
Slyde: you looked a lot less stressed from some
of the pics Sis D took.
Stang: That's why I'm so worried about that Dobbs
dummy. what happens to it happens to me... and we don't
know where it is!
Slyde: and Legume....you looked like 300 lbs. of
bad fucking news. but you were smiling more. Did you
have a good time?
Stang: It was an easy Drill.
Legume: I had the best fucking time.
Stang: Except for the Hairy One... his troubles
have only begun.
ChrisLee: i felt like y'all were out to get me the
whole time.
Slyde: most excellent. I can't wait til next year.
LilThea: Stang: You know, if THEA didn't have to
work, this would have been a damn good X-Day, even
with the blowhole blockage.
Slyde: ChrisLee: it was the PJs. Paranoia PJs.
Stang: I met my goal of meeting every SubGenius.
I THINK. Next goal is to REMEMBER meeting the specific
SubGeniuses.
Legume: I WON'T wait til next year
ChrisLee: i tried to medicate myself with bloody marys
ChrisLee: and absinthe martinis.
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ChrisLee: i liked my pjs. i felt calm, and didn't
fall down as often in them
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LilThea
Stang: Chris, you didn't eat those same mushrooms
that St. N ate last year, did you? The "You Are
Convinced Stang Is Going to Kill You-ERS"?
magdalen: Stang: that really went well, lots of people
told me you talked to them
ChrisLee: Stang- not me.
Stang: I wore pajamas to the 7:00 am Date with
destiny.
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ChrisLee: i made a list of people who i don't think
hated me and plotted against me- i got Armand, St N,
and Nickie. that's it.
LilThea: I think pajamas might be the wisest thing
I've seen come from Chris Li.
LilThea: But most of mine are a bit skimpy for Brushwood.
magdalen: don't wear em myself
LilThea: I usually don't.
Stang: Chris, you're leaving out at least a dozen
more people!
magdalen: as bleepo abernathy discovered one day to
his embarrassment
ChrisLee: i wore pj's, so i could go to sleep whenever
i wanted.... BUT I COULD NEVER GET TO SLEEP!
Slyde: heheh
Slyde: -2 cursed PJs of NOSLEEP
Stang: Chris, the feelings you're describing are
common to methamphetamine psychosis.
ChrisLee: i don't know anything about that
Stang: Speaking of which, Legume, I heard today
that Crank Poebucker died... an old neighbor of mine.
Heart attack.
magdalen: ChrisLee's a speed freak!
Stang: They are also the symptoms of Sacred Scribeship.
You haven't been dipping into the Scribe Juice have
you?
Legume: I'm not familiar with this Mr.Bucker.
Stang: I remember when Jesus took over my job and
then He got all paranoid and feeling persecuted.
ChrisLee: well, people handed me drnks and said "i
can't finish this"
magdalen: Stang: well it did have something to do
with something called the "philly blunt"
which sifu introduced him to
Stang: Legume -- before your time I guess. Crank
Poebucker's kids however, who I helped raise, all are
doing fine I heard.
Chaka: Hi Lil,thea, everyone.
Stang: Magdalen -- I'm talking about two or three
YEARS ago when Jesus switched from playful enthusiastic
nice guy to curmudgeonly Stang like cloaked figure,
lurking and shunning the Subgenii... hsappens to anyone
who has to ansewer the mail. (Nickie was ALREADY that
way.) You're next...
Slyde: hot damn. is that Rev. BigBoy in the Wedding
Portrait photo?
magdalen: ah
magdalen: well we're going out for a bit
magdalen: you guys hold down the fort!
RevSector: cya, mags.
Stang: Chris, I guess SOMEBODY had to take the
"Bad X-Day" job and it was your turn in the
barrel. At least it wasn't your turn in Mykal's ear.
Chaka: Lil/thea...if you are there and send your
snail mail addy to kencarpenter@alum.wpi.edu, I might
send you a little wedding gift since I was invited.
Rocknar: I got Shatner to autograph one of the X-Day
pics I took, STang
ChrisLee: yeah, i'd rather deal with the destression
than another night in Mike's ear.
Stang: Rocknar -- WHAT?? The GOD Shatner?
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ChrisLee
Rocknar: YES!
Rocknar: Shatner's in Lexington for the Juinor League
Horse Show
Rocknar: I even got a PIC of him on my digital camera!!!!
Stang: Rocknar -- how many young women did you
have to procure for him, to get this autograph?
Rocknar: um...quite a few, but they're ALL OVER the
place thisa waeek
Stang: Wow. I recently saw "Free Enterprise,"
the movie in which he plays himself. GREAT geekfilm.
Stang: Well send one of those procurees to poor
Chris Lee to get his mind off his Bad X-Day.
ChrisLee: i doubt it would help
Rocknar: I'll post my Shatner pic tonight when I
get home
Stang: If anybody is owed Sex Goddesses at this
point it's Chris Lee. Hey wait a minute, what am I
saying.
Rocknar: the pic isa a LITTLE psyhcedelic..
RevSector: holy hell. Revolution 9 backwards does
sound like "Turn me on, dead man."
ChrisLee: well, i'm gonna go throw away big chunks
of my past.
Stang: RevSector -- that's what Charlie Manson's
been trying to TELL everybody!!
ChrisLee: if anyone needs past chunks, drive down
my back alley.
Stang: But the Pinks won't listen! Paul is DEAD,
dude!
Slyde: who is HoneyPie?
Rocknar: I'M OWED SEX GODDESSES ALSO!!! (whaddaya
think I saved that $1,000 for?)
Legume: Honeypie...
ChrisLee: Honeypie...
ChrisLee: siiiiiiiiiigh.
Legume: I wonder if she's healing OK
RevSector: damn terminatorX.
*** Signoff: ChrisLee ()
Slyde: what happeend to her?
Stang: Don't get hung up over a frail, Chris. Not
worth it.
Legume: I happened to her
RevSector: if I could figure out how to make it export
WAV, I could sample this. :/
Stang: Aww shucks, my cheery insipidness didn't
inspire Chris.
Slyde: damnit Legume, you crush all the good ones.
Legume: Stang, I was telling Chas's little pagan
galfriend about the suffering at the cross
Slyde: Holy shit. Phloighd is looking more like
George Harrison.
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Slyde: hey whybot!
whybot: ARRRRR!
RevSector: whybot.
Stang: If we could find a Laid Back Beatnikess
for Chris, and mated her with him, it might produce
The Ultimate Laid Back Beatnik!
Legume: She says, "No! A dirty Shovel?"
RevSector: whybot: you still looking for the little
squared sign?
whybot: hey all youze k-nucklehaids!
Stang: Legume, you ARE a bad influence.
whybot: YES!
Legume: So I say, "It's OK. It was a BLUE shovel".
RevSector: whybot: """ (ASCII 178)
Stang: Hey whybot, did you actually send a package
to brushwood? Cause I ain't heard hide nor hair.
whybot: cool, now how do I get it to show up from
my keyboard?
Legume: For some reason, that made perfect sense
to her.
RevSector: whybot: hold down Alt, press 178 on your
keypad.
whybot: Stang: I had it ready to go and then I had
to go up to Vegas and pick up my daughter and it was
too late
whybot: RevSec: Thanks!
RevSector: whybot: no prob.
Stang: Legume -- dragging color into a conversation
for no reason at all seems to have a Jedi Mind Trick
like effect sometimes. "It's okay, officer --
it's SUPPOSED to be orage" -- how Pope Jimbo escaped
arrest for Dobbshead stencilling
whybot: so I guess I have it ready to go REALLY
EARLY for next year!
Slyde: man. SubGs' got good taste in hats.
weinholt: RevSector, it's actually iso-8859-1, not
ascii. not that it matters though :)
RevSector: weinholt: yeah, but whatever.
Stang: Whybot -- good, that's a relief. I was visuallizing
some Statue of Liberty like thing getting abandoned
in a field
RevSector remembers the day before iso8859
character encoding.
RevSector: days, rather.
Stang: I sent Two beans all the nifty reports from
alt.slack and he's helping edit this stuff for the
SubSITE archive.
whybot: it sucks though because I found a copy of
bob dean's book that you could have used for ASSWIPE!
Stang: Why -- I have never seen his little book.
Stang: I have seen several smashed up copies of
his CD, though.
whybot: and some really cool alien "art"
some dipshit hippie "artist" from Sedona
"painted"
whybot: I snagged it for YOU, big guy
Stang: Dipshit hippie artist? Hey, it MIGHT have
been Dobbs, his style is like that.
whybot: "phatic communication with bob dobbs"
whybot: you'll see
whybot: the book is purple in case you didn't guess
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Stang: Hey, my son found a website that's like
Bob Dean to the J'lahnth power - http://www.timecube.com
RevSector: Gene Ray > *.
Slyde: Stang: tell Wei she did an amazing job on
Camera. she got some incredibly awesome pics. especially
the trippy ones of ESO playing.
whybot: oh yeah that guy rocks!
PaTrIcK: http://concorde.getonlinewebdesign.com/concordegroup/site/front.cfm?siteid=204867
Slyde: and the one of WeirdAl by the fire.
PaTrIcK: hi
Stang: Maybe that's an oldie... I hadn'ty seen
it. It ruins all of J'lahn's and Deans careful mathematical
computations.
RevSector: Stang: one of my friends is choosing TimeCubism
over SubGenius, the Pink bastard.
Slyde: my friend Dr. Hatch actually interviewed
the guy for the Student Radio station
Slyde: it was a phone interview he did. was pretty
damn funny.
Stang: Slyde -- I shall indeed! Thanks! She'll
be pleased.
Stang: From the website he appears to be dead flat
ass serious.
RevSector: oh, he is.
RevSector: he delivered a big speech on the concept
out at MIT.
Stang: But then,... well... I won't dsay it.
Stang: I like his HTML style. BIG!!!!!
RevSector: and then *really really small* in the next
sentence.
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gomez
RevSector: Rabbi.
whybot: Stang: alien pics on DCC
Rabbi: I officially have no life. Thank you.
Stang: Now there will be Alien Paintings all over
my desktop.
Stang: Hey rabbi
Rabbi bows grandly
RevSector: Slyde: where'd that remark come from?
whybot: shitty painting alien pics at that
Rabbi: Heya, fellow no-lifers!
Slyde: RevSector: the BadLittleGirls pic.
Slyde: Rabbi!
Slyde: you take a wonderful picture!
whybot: soon you can FRAME IT and jerk off at it
ALL DAY LONG!
Slyde: and that was a keen blue outfit.
RevSector: Slyde: ahh. I don't have a.b.s, so that
makes no sense to me.
Rabbi: Stang, tell Wei that she is a FAB photographer.
Rabbi: And thanks, Slyde.
Slyde: no problem. =)
Slyde: damn I wish I could have gone. hopefully
next year's will be even better
Rev_Dr_Lon: im in the proccess of recording the journey
of the magic staff of dobbs
TwoBeans: RABBI!
Rabbi: I am trying to raise funds to make it to
Akron Devival. As usual, I've found a place to stay,
but it's the stupid flight that's the problem.
Rev_Dr_Lon: where ya at, rabbi?
Rabbi hugs Two Beans and flashes her bare
toes
Stang: Blackout -- nah, that's not Dobbs... it's
Nenslo. I'd recognize that style anywhere.
TwoBeans dives for some prime toe
Rabbi: I live in Philly, but Legume already has
a plane ticket. Otherwise I'd split driving with him.
whybot: har
Rev_Dr_Lon: well, im off to party
Rabbi: It's only about $200, but I blew a LOT of
money on my last flight to Cleveland.
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RevSector: SExmortus.
whybot: anyways I'll just send it to the ohio PO
box and you can figure out what to do with all of it
RevSExmort: Rabbi
Rev_Dr_Lon: REVSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevSExmort: Sup all
RevSExmort: HI!
Stang: Whybot -- did you find and photograph these
paintings somewhere? In that saucer?
Rabbi: Ah, the grandmaster of the calendar.
*** Mode change "+o RevSExmortus" on #subgenius
by Rev_Dr_Lon
Asquire: Lon...when you gettin over here?
RevSExmort: Rabbi - you stole my heart...
Rev_Dr_Lon: when girly girl picks me up
whybot: no, I BOUGHT THEM at a yard sale from the
actual real live firebreathing hippie that "painted"
them
Legume: Rabbi, you stole my car
Rabbi: Oh, is THAT the sticky thing the cat is
playing with?
RevSExmort: LEGUME!
Stang: Whybot -- COOOL! We can sell them AS "Nenslos"
whybot: mybe it wasn't fire, maybe it was garlic
now that I think about it
RevSExmort: Well, I just released our very first MUSICKNESS
Video on a.b.s.
Rabbi: I want your old car. It needed to be honorably
retired in the Brushwood swamp.
RevSExmort: It's called The Meaning
whybot: I think that is a SSPLENDID idea as long
as you post lionks in alt.slack so he'll notice
RevSExmort: 8mb split in windows WMV format
Stang: God damn! This must be a RECORD day for
a.b.s. in terms of sheer bandwidth.
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RevSExmort: sup alex
Asquire: Hey Alex
Legume: You're up late, rabbs
revalex: hey Sex, how goes it
Legume: No man tonight?
revalex: howdy Asquire
TwoBeans: Wow, its getting like Brushwood in here,
only 1-D as opposed to 3-d
Rabbi: Legume- No man, no work in the morning.
Just me and Pandora, two cute pussies.
whybot: Stang: that flying saucer was a boat in
Long Beach but the guy that owned it decided he was
sick of drunks waking him up at all hours going HUH
HU HUH it s a FLYING SAUCER DUDE so he moved it on
out to bumfuck Az
Stang: Is it really Friday night? What am I doing
here? Oh yeah. X-Day. Right. Whew.
Legume: I'll be your man tonight, Heather.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i must go now
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Rocknar: it's friday night and Rabbs is at a computer...
That IS a sign of X-Day
*** Asquire has set the topic on channel #subgenius
to Brushwood Online
TwoBeans offers Rabbi a clove
Stang: Why -- Well I be damn... a boat.
Rabbi: Aw, GUMIE. I had to give you back to Susi,
remember?
whybot: I heard they used it as a prop in some movie
but I didn't get the name of it
Legume: There's enough for you both
Legume: or so i've heard
Stang: Whybot -- PLANET OF THE APES
whybot: take a look at the pics again, there is
a closeup of the tie down cleat on the side!
Rabbi remembers her near total laryngitis
and politely passes
Asquire: Does anyone know the location of Lon's Magic
African Staff?????
Asquire: it's passed about 10 people so far
RevSExmort: STANG: I comppleted the automated tape library
indexer.
RevSExmort: Went great
Legume: You don't have to talk
whybot: Stang: if you are ever in Az and want to
take a field trip to a real live flying sacer you be
sure and let me know
RevSExmort: tomorrow I start capturing
whybot: I am going to find out more about iots history
if I can
Rocknar: The week after X-day is always the one of
DIGITAL HARVEST!
Slyde: Diana: is that Sifu's girlfriend/mate/lifepartner?
Rabbi: Actually, I look like SUCH a librarian right
now, if I only had a web cam. Hair up in a bun, glasses,
and a convervatively cut pink blouse. YIKES!
RevSExmort: Does anyone remember the name of the Quijiboy
that got a bug in his head?
Stang: I am still finding odd things here and there
among my crap, and the swag boxes, as they get gradually
unpacked. Unidentifiable miniature electronic devices,
bugs unknown to science, bloodstained silvery cloth...
Rocknar: DianaSifu pic from a.b.s? Yes
revalex: Sex: St. Mykal
Slyde: ah cool!
Legume: I ain't wearing nothin' but boots and a
cowboy hat
RevSExmort: ty
Slyde: I remembered him mentioning her. Is she
gabba-gabba one of us?
Rabbi: Diana is a total lovely. Met her in the
showers.
whybot: so the heads did well huh?
Legume: Susi's dressed as an Indian
whybot: if this keeps up I'll have to make more
in a couple years,,,,,
RevSExmort: Do we staert wanking now?
Slyde: she seems really cool. I hope she might
get on IRC sometime. then she'd be REALLY COOL. like
all of us.
Rabbi: Legume, that's one helluva visual. You're
making me wanna straddle that blue bonobo again!
RevSExmort: I guess so
RevSExmortus unzips his pants
Stang: Whybot -- yeah, when they can FEEL and HEFT
them then they see how worth $50 they are. Sinphaltimus
was using one as a kind of cave-necklace/bulletproof
plate on his chest.
Rocknar: I can't wank...I'd get FIRED....OH WHAT
THE HELL!!!!
RevSExmort: It either saved me from the wreck or caused
it
whybot: h should have put it on his fucking ELBOW
instead
Rabbi now has a burned brain from the thought
of all this wanking
whybot: he
RevSExmort: Bent the pipe forever
RevSExmort: LOL
whybot: not forever, I can fix it when you upgrade
to SCREEN BACKING 2.0!
Rocknar: your LEATHER saved you from injury
Rocknar: not necessarily the Dobbshead
Rabbi: Two Beans- Did you see that collage Alliekat
put up of your strip tease?
RevSExmort: Yes I believe that steel plated leather
helped alot
*** Mode change "+oo revalex Torquemada" on
#subgenius by Asquire
Legume: Rabbs, I'm going back
whybot: only Stang and Ned Wreck have the ones with
screen, I think.
TwoBeans: Rabbi: Yeah, it was great. I'd like to see
it as an animated gif
revalex: thanx Asquire
Rabbi: Legume- To what or where?
Asquire: np reval
Legume: Brushwood
whybot: and you know how fucking COOL those guys
are!
Legume: Me and Susi
Stang: Whybot -- there's one extra one with a screen
still here, which I could not part with.
whybot: who got the other one?
Stang: I have the two -- well three big ones with
screens, and the one small one with a screen.
TwoBeans: How much is the Starwood admission fee?
Rabbi: You're getting SUSI there? Nifty! I think
she'd have a great time on a quiet weekend with Chas
and the Stranges.
whybot: oh yeah, the guy in fucking canada
Legume: Twobean, it's like 125 bucks
whybot: I member now
Legume: Rabbs, no quiet weekend. starwood
TwoBeans: Hmmm...
Stang: The last guy to pay the big money got the
screened one -- he sent $135 and we gave him a smaller
but screened head and only charged hom $80 or something.
Stang: It was the first one sent out.
TwoBeans: Maybe someday
Stang: Right, the Canadian
Rabbi: Okay, have fun! There is NO way you could
get me to Starwood. Too crowded.
whybot: I bet when they get a look at the GIANT
STEEL HEAD on yer JOHNSON they are gonna just HAVE
TO bust out for one
LilThea is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
Stang: I am murky-eyes from looking at this screen
so I am gonna sign off and see how the princess is
getting along. Actually I will continue spying and
logging.
*** Stang is now known as StangLurk
*** Asquire is now known as Asquire-Away
TwoBeans: See ya Stanky
Rabbi: Give Wei a snuggle for me!
RevSExmort: OK, I'm gonna go pass out now, these pain
killers really do a job on me.
TwoBeans: Nite Wei
Slyde: take care Stang!
TwoBeans: Nite Ex
Slyde: rest well
Slyde: !
whybot: later all
RevSector: nn, Stang.
RevSExmort: nite all
Legume: I will be happy to give carabs to your wife,
Stang
Legume: crabs
Rabbi: Bye, Gimp.
*** Signoff: RevSExmortus (Do you smell that? I left
it for you!)
Rabbi: I'll take a carob, Legume. Them's tasty.
whybot: the old guy is gone now, lets WRECK the
place!
Legume: crabs are tastier, though
TwoBeans: Those shrimp were, and I normally can't
stand shrimp
Rabbi: I am a shrimp, and I think I'm fairly tasty
in my own way...
TwoBeans: Your toes were
Rabbi grins
whybot: speaking of shrimping,,,,,
LilThea is back
LilThea: I just found out I'm a stepmotherfucker.
whybot: <high five!>
RevSector: I don't see much of a future for that word
in the lexicon.
LilThea: Correction, I'm MARRIED to a stepmotherfucker.
LilThea gives whybot some skeeeeyun
whybot: details are in order
whybot: methinks
Legume: Well, I'm out of here. I must go explain
Manifest Destiny to that naked squaw upstairs
Rabbi: Legume- So, how in HELL do you get people
to just donate money to your causes? I could use a
couple hundred for my plane ticket for the Devival
next month but I'm rotten at asking for help.
Slyde: Rabbi: would you refuse to give money to
his causes? =P
Legume: Rabbi, I guess I'm just "Bob's"
Own
LilThea: Rabbi: You shill REAL SHRILL. Or you just
ask 'em once and only bring it up if they skinflint.
Rabbi: Oh well, you go tend to your woman. Give
her nips a pinch for me!
Legume: Give' em more'n that
Slyde: or growl
LilThea: Legume: We money-raisers have been blessed
with "Bob"'s backseat baptism.
whybot: _
Slyde: and look like Legume passing a kidney stone.
Rabbi: Yeah, but that's from YOU.
TwoBeans: Bye Goome
*** Signoff: Legume ()
Slyde: that would probably make even a televangelist
donate to a cause other than their own.
*** Asquire has set the topic on channel #subgenius
to Tonight and Everynight is Ladies Night, Here at
The Subgenii Online Fist-temple 'o' Dobbs
revalex: ah, im so glad. and if i had any money at
all, id be able to send you to Akron
Asquire dispenses hugs to all
Rabbi: Asquire, I will kick the ass of any Scorpio
who tries to come at me!
Rev_Dr_Lon kicks asquire in the balls
Asquire: AHHHH!!!!
Rev_Dr_Lon: your not loved, asquire....i think you should
go now
revalex: hey, now, no violence Doktors
Asquire flings garlic bread at Lon
revalex: c'mon...
Asquire: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: MY EYE!!!!!
Asquire: we'll settle this later Lon....
Rev_Dr_Lon: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Asquire: heheeheh
Asquire: BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Asquire does THE FUNKY FUNKY JIVE DANCE
OF POWER!!!!!!!!!
revalex: yee-hah!
Asquire: US navoolOBzerbatory maaaaster clock At
the tone Central Standard time 0000hours univerbalime
onehunderedhours
Asquire: tock tock tock tock BOP!
Asquire: hehehe
Asquire: old school!!!
Asquire: i feel like dancing to the BOLD SURREALIST
beat of Cozmodiar's band
Rabbi is frightened that Asquire is dancing
again
Asquire: hey queedo's join this...we need more members;;;;;
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/
Asquire: Rabii....so you likea-da-dance
Asquire: well let me do a little dance for Lonboy
Asquire: it goes like this
Asquire starts jerking wildly
Asquire: CIRCA DE EL RIO!!!!
Asquire: CIRCA DE EL RIO!!!!
Asquire: CIRCA DE EL RIO!!!!
Asquire: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Rabbi: I haven't danced like that since "Blister
in the Sun" came out. I think I punched some
gal in the face when she got too close to my mad flailing.
Asquire: hehe...i know that feeling...ive done my
fair share of nailing people in the face, arms, etc.
revalex: i split a girl's lip once by accident in
a mosh pit
Rabbi: Why do I have a feeling I'm the oldest one
in the room? I'm only 30!
Asquire: she deserved it!!! Mosh pits are ENTER AT
YOUR OWN RISK! hehe
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Asquire: weee!
Asquire: monkee fritters for all!
bulldaddy: !eeew
Asquire: Your a candy arnt you!!!
Asquire: Look mom I found a candy!!!
bulldaddy: No, you can't keep it.
Asquire: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Asquire breaks out the AK
bulldaddy: You don't know how to take care of it.
Asquire: AKK AKK AKK AK AK AKA AK AK AK AK AK
Asquire: *screams*
NedWreck: mom? what's a placiyl?
Asquire: *terror in the streets*
NedWreck: placidyl
Asquire: Lon droped out of school cause he was a
lazy dumbshit
Asquire: (sorry im behind conversation)
NedWreck: started hanging out with that SubGenius
crowd
RevSector: heh. no prob.
TV: i think i came home from xday with cancer,
a concussion, braindammage, cuts, bruises, and a big
ole dumb crush
RevSector: I managed to get her to drop it.
TV: the cancer is the one that hurts
NedWreck: they were a baaaaad influence
Asquire: crush ooo tell!
NedWreck: my teevee had cancer once
TV: i should photograph it and send it to stileproject
and rotten
TV: it's ugly
revalex: golly gee, TV, that doesnt like too much
fun
Asquire: TV i got a mild crush at x-day so dont feel
left out
TV: oh, ok, well, it's a crush on revalex, but
i am a law abiding citizen so.....
Asquire: then i went home and pretty much got dumped
hehe
NedWreck: chickenhawk!
TV: naw, just kidding, gee whizzz, i really
got a crush on myself, i'm an old doktor now, that's
pretty badass, i think i wanna watch my show and marry
it
TV: i am in love with a cancer tv
NedWreck: dump her and find a libra teevee
TV: who said it was a her?
NedWreck: them cancers will only cause you uh... pain
NedWreck: who said you were a he?
pm`: you are a he
NedWreck: me is a he
RevRash: I am a he
Asquire: *confused*
Asquire: Lon: i dont think shes a-comin
Rev_Dr_Lon: she will
Rev_Dr_Lon: call her
Asquire: somebody call me
NedWreck: great, now my printer isn't answering the
helm
Rev_Dr_Lon: call jonett
TV: i have he channels
Asquire does the Buffalo Stance
RevRash: "Buffalo Stance?"
TV: isn't it cute how the little bobbies think
they are people and try to eat with thier paws that
lack opposeable thumbs
*** Mode change "+o Rocknar" on #subgenius
by Asquire
Rocknar: I posted my William Shatner stuff
Asquire: yeah, and i wanna get in quick
Rev_Dr_Lon: if i dont have a job like tomorow im kicked
out of the house again
Rocknar: you should SEE what he wrote on my AUTOGRAPH!
Asquire: plus i think they require GED or better
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill lie
Rev_Dr_Lon: i just need the job
Rocknar: "Randolf, FUCK YOU! William Shatner!"
Asquire: hehe Rock..is that what it really says?
Rocknar: check a.b.s
Rocknar: I scanned his autograph and I POSTED IT!
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pm` (``fawker``)
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