Log file opened at: 7/9/02 5:01:20 PM
*** Topic for #subgenius: "I'm gonna start suckin' dicks and squeezin' titties" Dookie is the mother of invention!!!
*** Topic for #subgenius set by LB_Holie on Tuesday,
July 9, 2002 4:58:38 PM
#subgenius: Stang @LB_Holie @Lilith @TwoBeans @RVGary
@ProstataCantata @el_gomez @Magdalen @Rocknar @RevSector
@pm` @LouMinatti Melonolog @skullY @Jimbo @RDJaway
@Sly|w3rk CEATH @slitta-away @danarchy @jeek
ProstataCa: eek!
*** Mode change "+o Stang" on #subgenius by
ProstataCantata
slitta-awa: haeya Stang
*** slitta-away is now known as slitta
*** Stang is now known as StangRecording
RevSector: hey, stang.
slitta: the Euro Xday was pretty nasty
StangRecor: How-do... I have been recording this # nonstop
since I got back from X-day, except I turned it off
about 4 am and forgot about it until now.
StangRecor: I wanna get as many reports as I can for
the mighty Archives that will someday be unearthed
by alien archaeologists
Lilith: Hey Daddy!
Lilith: I'm working on my report now. I'm covering
all the BUMMERS first.
StangRecor: Lil!
TwoBeans: Hey Stang
TwoBeans: I just posted my report a bit ago
StangRecor: Lil -- I am just now -- well maybe in the
next 5 minutes -- posting some killer pics of your
wedding, by P-Wei, to a.b.s.
StangRecor: Two Beans -- Ah so. You know the Magdalen
Robot is now as suspicious of you as everyone else
is of her.
ProstataCa: My report is on Alt.slack. I missed a lot
of shit just 'cause I was in the mood to be very very
LAZY. thus X-day was very slackful for me.
Lilith: And one of the bummers is a BIG FAT FROZEN
FINGER for Rocknar, for camping with Rev. EF and company,
RIGHT NEXT TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE.
*** Signoff: LB_Holie (Forgive me father. I committed
an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.)
StangRecor: Prostata -- I caught yours! Lazy indeed!
Lilith: Pros: I'm joining you next year, mang.
TwoBeans: Stang: Everyone should be suspicious of
me. Even I am of me
Lilith: I quit my job with "Bob", FOR
"Bob".
Lilith: Well, no, for ME, but hey, he'll get a cut
anyhow.
Rocknar: what's this about a FINGER?
TwoBeans: Concidering that I pulled that stripdance
outta my ass, without rehercing ONCE.
StangRecor: I had the most Slack of ANY X-Day.
Lilith: Rocknar, dude, DON'T CAMP NEXT TO THE NEWLYWEDS
PLEASE!!! We had to keep our bonoboing down a LOT for
fear of audience participation.
Rocknar: it wasn't my decision to camp there
TwoBeans: Hell, I chose what song to use an hour before
the auction
StangRecor: Lil, Rocknar's such an innocent, I'm sure
he wasn't thinking of this. Either an innocent or a
dumbass, probably the same thing. A SubGenius for sure...
Lilith: Rocknar: So I should go after Rev. EF's
ass thenn?
Rocknar: hey stang
StangRecor: Slitta -- so how was X-day London?
StangRecor: Yo Rocknar
Rocknar: go after his MOM, SHE decided that was a
good spot
Lilith: I'll reserve the finger for him then.
Lilith: His MOM?!?
RevSector: haha.
Rocknar: stang, did my rant come out okay on tape?
Lilith: OH BOY. I get to finger a MOTHER! AGAIN!
StangRecor: I believe I met that mom... about my age,
gray hair, insane?
*** Signoff: ProstataCantata (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
Rocknar: yep that was her
slitta: Stang, we think we have met you in disguise
at the avebury stone circle when we were waiting for
our european appointment with flyng saucers, somebody
made pictures
StangRecor: Rocknar -- I would think so... I haven't
actually gotten to those tapes yet but so far so good.
Lilith: Well, if she's insane, then that explains
EVERYTHING.
Rocknar: it's after Pi's rant I know
Lilith: Jesus told me that I did a good job running
stage this year, and I started laughing my ass off.
slitta: it was the shockiest show I've ever seen
in all my life
slitta: StangRecording, we went too far
Lilith: Slitta: Shockiest? Too far?
RevSector is away: pseudo-away, killing
time while downloading something by reading the Book.
StangRecor: "Too far"??? Wow!
StangRecor: Yes, I probably recorded your rant.
slitta: yeah.. I can't say more cause I'm a shy
italian pope
Rocknar: that's cool
StangRecor: Slitta - I imagine there will be some videos
and lots and lots of verbose lying and bragging by
Pope Black.
Rocknar: I'll have to dig up some recording from
the September 16th "Meet The Press"
slitta: yeah there are
slitta: I'm choosing the good pictures from my huge
collection
slitta: there is a tape
slitta: some video stuff
StangRecor: I just want to see the hot pics of the topless
buck toothed weak chinned English babes and square-jawed
Neanderthal-browed Germanic Brunhildas.
Lilith: Stang: AW, I only trust you to record the
rant RIGHT, s'all. Besides, my tape deck somehow decided
it didn't want to record anything.
slitta: from avebury and from london
StangRecor: Lil -- Wei and I both were manning both
my cameras during your FINE FINE rant.
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Lilith: I should've taken the hint from my tape
recorder. It was a SIGN that I, too, should've refused
to work.
StangRecor: Rocknar -- gotcha -- well, whenever.
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channel #subgenius
ProstataCa: oops
slitta: we got also some live homosexual anal sex
action that what errr... sisturbing and I think will
be censored. well... you had to know
slitta: disturbing I mean
ProstataCa: brb
Dr_N: hi!
StangRecor: Slitta -- jeepers, that IS pretty unusual
for a SubGenius show... I've seen a SubGenius shove
a frozen hot dog up his ass on stage (Baltimore SubCon
'85) but ... hmmmm...
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Rocknar: hey lon
slitta: all the popes were pretty shocked.
Rev_Dr_Lon: hey
RevSector: hey, Lon.
StangRecor: Butt Slut Art Performance in London Devival!
Dr_N: oh joyful day, I was released from bondage
by my corpmaster, and in my eternal gratitude I turned
him into HP for license violations
slitta: anyway... we gotta some topless girl pics
that can make it to the press
slitta: if you can stand topless girl with guns
covered of blood
slitta: I gotta go
Rev_Dr_Lon does the im gonna be prepared
for everything at x-day next year" dance
slitta: later
*** slitta is now known as slitta-away
Rev_Dr_Lon: brb, gotta stir my taters
Lilith: Stang: YOu might be amused to know that
the heavy-metal wall hanging you gave me from the Bulldada
Auction was flagged by Columbus Airport security as
a POTENTIAL WEAPON, and I had to check in that whole
bag.
Dr_N: lilith: I understand there are for sale
on the internet small metal squares imprinted with
the bill of rights, to confound that very process
Lilith: Lon: NOBODY is ever REALLY prepared for
X-Day, except those who soak in the hot tub more than
anything else.
StangRecor: Lil -- !!!
Lilith: DrN: Heh. An interesting thought.
Lilith: Stang: "Take this plane directly to
Seattle, or I'll have the DEMON eat the passengers!"
*** Mode change "+o RevGary" on #subgenius
by Lilith
Dr_N: did you know that Microsoft has an online
submission form to rat on license violators?
Dr_N: http://www.pimprig.com/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=72
Lilith: DrN: Of course, one could rat on almost
ANYONE and get results.
Dr_N: I let Microsoft love on my ex-boss, too
Lilith: She says, deleting the illicit copy of Office
2001 from her hard drive, lest anyone's tempted to
rat on HER....
ProstataCa: I have no unliscened microsoft products
whatsoever.
StangRecor: I guess that a big part of any X-day is
the adventure of getting TO and FROM there, and the
side-adventures like car wrecks etc.
Lilith: You have no LICENSED Microsoft products
either.
RevSector: I have no Microsoft products whatsoever.
except for my keyboard and mouse.
TwoBeans: I wonder what airport security would think
as one of those mettal dobbshead passed through the
x-rays
RevSector: both of which are breaking down at an alarming
rate.
StangRecor: Sort of like Burning Man -- the hardships
make the cool shit that much more impressive and meaningful
to the participant.
StangRecor: Luckily Brushwood is somehwat easier than
Burning Man.
Rocknar: Lon and I will organize a devival for Sports
Land
Lilith: Stang: Yeah, sure, and it said a lot that
I broke down and cried at the Columbus Airport because,
right after dealing with all that security crap, I
had to go back to the check-in, only to find that I
had misplaced my frigging ID.
Lilith: I found it before I went TOO nuts, though.
ProstataCa: Joy and I had totally uneventful travel
to and from bwood.
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
TwoBeans: Fuck you, Prostata
Rocknar: Lil, I'm sorry we camped next to you all
Lilith: This was the best of X-Days... this was
the worst of X-Days.
TwoBeans: Fuck you up the ass
ProstataCa: bite me, TwoBeans
TwoBeans: Your uneventful ASS
StangRecor: C'mon, Two beans, that car breakdown and
the sunburn was FUN!
Lilith: Rocknar: It's OK. I honestly think both
Thea and I were too cold and tired to do much more
than a token wedding consummation.
TwoBeans: Lil: There was alot of that going on. I
spent the night of the 5th depressed and wondering
around
Lilith: The bit where you guys broke the bolts off
the hub must've been the BEST. I was actually jealous.
ProstataCa: i'm about to do a bulk dump and decode of
the alt/binaries/slack directory on my newsserver.
StangRecor: I didn't do any consummatin' myself, but
I sure HEARD some. WHOO boy.
TwoBeans: and the morning of the 7th my Slack was
gone
TwoBeans: Phloighd saved it, though
Rocknar: TB, you should have been with DJ SHaver
and I watching "Boo Boo Goes Wild"
StangRecor: There was some LOUD, LOUD moaning near Tranq
Base around dawn Sunday.
StangRecor: It was almost cartoonlike orgasmic moaning
-- but I don't think it was a SubGenius "show,"
I THINK it was real.
TwoBeans: Rock: I was too busy thinking how much of
a loser I was to enjoy anything at that point
Lilith: That must've been while I was passed out.
I could hear most of the activity at T-Base.
Lilith: TB: How did Phloighd save your slack?
StangRecor: I find it difficult to understand why a
person would go to X-Day and then sit and watch a pre-recorded
tape that could be watched at home. Although I'm sure
the movie heckling is of top notch quality.
Rocknar: next year, wil we have to rely on Courtroom
sketch artists to relate all of Xd6?
Lilith: TB: For the record, I thought you had the
BEST Flesh Auction presentation. That striptease had
me lolling.
Rocknar: "Booboo Goes Wild" is a HILARIOUS
Yogi Bear cartoon done by John Kricfalusi.
StangRecor: Two beans -- but you had saved the day re:
my car and had triumphed with your witty stage antics!
TwoBeans: Lil: He basically reminded me that I'm not
doomed to be a failiyure all my life. And he had frop
*** johntruck (johntruck@12-255-28-14.client.attbi.com)
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TwoBeans: Fuck.....need to go to work now
TwoBeans: Fucking Xists
TwoBeans: take care, folks
Lilith: Rocknar: Not if I can help it. Fuck Legume
and his camera phobia. If someone doesn't want to do
something in front of the cameras, they can go off
to the darkest parts of the woods to do it.
StangRecor: Good luck 2 Beans
RevSector: cya.
*** johntruck has left channel #subgenius
Lilith: Later TB. Get your slack back.
*** Signoff: TwoBeans (Chew chew, gum chew, gum gum,
chew chew....)
StangRecor: Actually Legume was proved right about the
cameras several times.
Rocknar: I wonder how my documentary with 808's equipment
came out.
Dr_N quietly sits in the corner, preparing
some otherwise unsuspecting 'frop for the inferno of
its demise.
Lilith: The old ways ARE the best--and the old ways
say, GET THEE TO A PART OF THE WOODS VOID OF ANY TESTI-MOANERS.
StangRecor: There was some really wild shit that happened
inside the closed gates of the Base... anybody without
a camera could wander in and see it. It was mostly
just SEEING, though, I THINK... I was never there when
the crazy shit happened!
Lilith: Stang: Proven right to you, maybe. You brutish
knuckle-dragging tit-oglers WOULD want cameras banned
if it'd encourage more tits.
StangRecor: Lil -- I have tried, during Starwoods, to
camp far from all people. But the NEW YORKERS -- the
CITY ones I mean -- they FEAR solitude and will camp
RIGHT up against you even if there's open space for
half a mile around, NO SHIT.
StangRecor: Lil -- right.
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RevSector: StangRecording: that's why you bring a decoy
tent, and put your *real* tent as far away from them
as possible.
Rocknar: you read in my XDV report how RIGHT AFTER
I left 808's camp, I had a run-in with pinks camped
in the alt.slack village.
Lilith: Oh well. As long as I can photograph SOME
of the events at X-Day, I'll get MY slack.
StangRecor: Look, Lil, I don't have tits of my own,
I have to get what titty I can.
Lilith: I *dig* photography slack. That's why I
bother taking pictures at all.
Lilith: Stang: I got a spare vial of Delestrogen
that can change that for you, if you really want.
Dr_N: semen acts as antidepressant: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457
Lilith: Might make your body hair go transparent
and make you REALLY moody, though.
ProstataCa: i took 2 20 minute astro photos at Bwood.
i have NO IDEA if it worked. I havn't gotten the film
developed yet.
StangRecor: RevSector -- it didn't have anything to
do with me, it's just that some people think they should
always camp next to somebody else They don't care whose
privacy they're wrecking -- they THINK they're doing
you a FAVOR by saving you from loneliness, I suspect.
It's an overpopulation thing, I wouldn't understand.
StangRecor: Lil -- I think I'll stick with my frop-grown
manteats.
Lilith: Yeah, I guess that if you live in New York
City, you go through withdrawal if you find yourself
ALONE.
ProstataCa: Joy sez she'll leave me if my tits ever
get bigger than hers.
Lilith: Goddamn city slickers.
Lilith: Pros: Joy was MAD at me because mine are
now bigger than hers.
StangRecor: Prostata -- you still have a few millimeters
of Slack titty-wise yet
ProstataCa: i say it's my RIGHT as a goddamm male PIG
to get behind a GREAT RACK. I'm saving up for "his
N hers implants"
StangRecor: Lil -- your tits are probably bigger than
those of your half-sister Sivet, though, I'm not really
the one to ask.
Rocknar: MY tits are BIGGER!!!
ProstataCa: "Gonna paint that wagon, gonna paint
it good. We ain't braggin' we're gonna coat that wood!"
Rocknar fondles his tits.
Rocknar: Mmmm...Ohhhhh YEAH!!!!!
ProstataCa: i think i'm gonna be sick
StangRecor: Apparently, none of our favorite stalkers
appeared at XD5 even after promising to be there.
Lilith: Rocknar: I don't really want to know how
big your tits are, sorry.
Rocknar: not even RevPsych?
*** Signoff: RevGary (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
ProstataCa: too bad.
Lilith: Actually, PatrioPsychotic from the SubGenius
Yahoo! group *was* there, but kept a very low profile.
Rocknar: I'm disappointed
Lilith: He kept on muttering about "
ProstataCa: i'm still trying to remember who it was
that was supposed to show up and "kick my ass"
Lilith: He kept on muttering about "true subgeniuseses"
among "fasist loosers".
RevSector: ProstataCantata: "Gonna paint this
wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint
'cause the wood is pine!"
StangRecor: I don't consider RevPsych one of the stalkers.
I think he WAS there though, at least, I assume he
was the little guy with long hair who always had a
mask on. I don't want to break those guys' hearts by
letting on that I'm NOT trying to crush them under
my evil tyrant jackboot. I'm saving the jackboot for
much worse things than they can imagine.
Lilith: But other than that, he was actually pretty
cool. Gave me some frop. Said I wasn't as much a fascist
loser as the rest of them, even if I *am* evil.
StangRecor: Wait a minute, who is "PatrioPsychotic"?
I haven't been getting the yahoo group lately for some
reason
Lilith: Stang: Remember Lance Browder? PatrioPsychotic
was Browder's sole cheerleader on the Yahoo group.
ProstataCa: RevSector: I'm watching that episode RIGHT
NOW
Lilith: It was almost HOMO, really.
StangRecor: Lil -- ? Huh, I must not have noticed Browder's
one supporter.
RevSector: ProstataCantata: sad thing is, I haven't
seen that episode for 2 years.
ProstataCa: nice
Lilith: But, he WAS funny, in his all-lower-case,
too-many-exclamation-points, bad-spelling sort of way.
Lilith: Stang: I can mail you some of PatrioPsychotic's
better rants if you'd like.
StangRecor: I tune into subgenius.net now and then to
see what's going on with them.... I knew some of them
were gonna try to make it to Brushwood and that they
seem to enjoy being furtive about everything. I don't
want to wreck their fun.
Lilith: Actually, he DID use upper-case to be REALLY
emphatic, I guess when the exclamation points don't
do the trick.
StangRecor: Their van was parked right next to mine
for awhile and I don't think they knew it.
ProstataCa: well, the healing powers of brushwood helped
my neck more than 2months of treatment. but it was
short lived. It was in pensilvania that one of my
clients called me and bitched me out for not answering
my phone all weekend.
Lilith: Stang: They're part of the True SubGeniuseses
Underground. :)
ProstataCa: neck started hurting again when he did that
StangRecor: I got home and there was a message from
England, a "Short Billy" with National Talk
Radio wanted to talk to me... I guess it was X-day
related. I don't carry cel phones and shit with me
though and I think the timeliness has passed.
Lilith: Pros: I'm sorry about the neck pain, dude.
I should've rode home with you after all, so I could've
grabbed the phone and started singing "The Loss
And Curse Of Reverence" by Emperor right into
it.
StangRecor: Also I have almost completely lost interest
in talking to reporters about the Church. They NEVER
EVER get it right, it does us NO good, so why do this
asshole's work for him? Phooey.
Lilith: <fuckedupvoice>THOU CANST NOT KILL
WHAT BREEDS WITHIN THEE!!!</fuckedupvoice>
ProstataCa: I didn't want to piss him off TOO MUCH...
it's one of the largest law firms in columbus.
*** Sly|w3rk is now known as Slyde
ProstataCa: yep. I dance with the devil to pay the rent.
Slyde / Ramones - Pet Sematary
Slyde: Sister Lilith!
Slyde: How goes it?
Slyde hugs you
Slyde: and Stang! How are you doing?
Lilith: Slyde: It was the best of X-Days, it was
the worst of X-Days. But it was the BEST GODDAMNED
WEDDING EVER.
RevSector: StangRecording: of course they don't get
it right! The Con is trying to make us look like a
bunch of freaks, and make that look like a *bad* thing!
RevSector: hey, Slyde.
Rocknar: I watched Arise last night
Slyde: hey Sector!
ProstataCa: i watch it EVERY NIGHT.
Slyde: Lilith! I KNEW IT WOULD BE !
Dr_N: structure is comforting
Slyde parades Lilith around the channel
Rev_Dr_Lon: Stang: i think asquire shat himself when
you replyd to his x-day report
Slyde: ANd I can finally say "Bob" will
see my money, if he hasn't already!
Rocknar: oh, either Stang forgot to knock out the
record-over protection tab on my Arise tape, or THE
CON PUT IT BACK ON THERE! I'm guessing it was the CON.
RevSector: I don't own it, because I've only officially
been ordained for a week. and I still haven't gotten
my ordainment kit back.
*** pisces (pisces@gso31-124-057.triad.rr.com) has joined
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Rocknar: hey pi! :) *huggies*
pisces: howdy
RevSector: hey, pisces.
pisces: jsut got home from work
Rev_Dr_Lon: PISCES!!!
Slyde: Sister pisces!
pisces hugs and kisses the lot of ya
Dr_N: "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a
sexually transmitted disease would more than offset
any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Lilith: HMM. I wonder if PatrioPsychotic is one
of the subgenius.net.kooks.
pisces: you realize.. i have ALREADY began writing
rants for NEXT YEAR
Lilith: DrN: I might SMOKE semen, if I'm desperate,
but otherwise I've sworn off my own.
RevSector: Dr_N: hit it with a quick blast of gamma
rays or UV to kill all the living stuff.
Dr_N: lilith: "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy
or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset
any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Dr_N: err
Lilith: Pi: YES! KEWL!
Dr_N: damn, n/m
Dr_N: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457
Lilith: DrN: I know the article. :)
Dr_N: hehehe
Dr_N printed it out and carries it around
with him.
Lilith: Pi: I *want* you to rant more at X-Day.
Just don't blow ALL your wads at once, even if New
Stage Manager Phloighd WANTS you to.
Slyde: Smoked Semen. Sounds like an expensive entrée.
pisces: lilith- phloighd doesnt want me to blow
the wad at once...
pisces: but.. i will need 4 to 8 men next year
pisces: i need someone to carry my litter
Lilith: Pi: You probably CAN.
Rocknar: L. Ron Mother Hubbard went to his Scientologist
Cupboard...
StangRecor: Well anyway. Pisces, your ranting was just
wonderful.
Rocknar: to get his dog FANG a bone
Rev_Dr_Lon immediatly volenteers for pi's
thing
RevSector: Rocknar: you have to use the word "enturbulate"
somewhere.
Rocknar: But when he got there, his cupboard was
bare...
pisces: when i say litter.. i mean not as in trash..
pisces: i mean as in you and others shall carry
me about
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill help
pisces: its all part of a sinster plan
Rocknar: so he gave Fang some enturbulate scientology
pamphlets instead
Lilith: Pi: I'll watch, and photograph.
RevSector: Rocknar: *sniff* beautiful.
pisces: kewl
pisces: on the way home i was trying to figure out
how to become a traveling missionary for Dobbs
Rocknar: thank you
Lilith: I. Van Stanggard.
StangRecor: Pisces -- congrats on getting that small
army of Sub Lads to grovel before you and "Bob"...
on Thursday night I guess that was? I knew right then
and there, you were a true Uberfemme, if I'd ever had
ANY doubt.
Dr_N: Only Terrorists Use Encryptuin
StangRecor: Lil -- hmm,not bad!
pisces: stang- well thanks
Dr_N: Only Criminals Need Privacy
pisces: now i guess i will have to keep the webcam
on more often
pisces: lol
Rocknar: Choosy Terrorists Choose C4...
pisces: oh kids.. i need to eat
pisces: bbiab
pisces sashays away
Dr_N: well, I suppose I'm going to go tempt my
fate again
Rocknar: bye pi
*** pisces is now known as piscesAFK
Dr_N: I got fired today, what else could go right?
*** Dr_N is now known as Dr_N_Smokin
StangRecor: Damn, my newsreader Toth just crashed on
me. I should probably give this a rest and restart.
Ah'll Be Bach.
piscesAFK: some of you are getting nasty kinky letters
btw
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