--With love, the Rabbs
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 8, 2002 8:39 PM
Everyone was so kind to me this year, especially considering
I was pretty
much The Wandering Jew at Brushwood. I apologize for
not saying goodbye,
but I have a tough time with those moments and found
it easier to take a
stroll across the field and sneak off to the airport.
Please let me know if
any of you will be in the Philly area. I will try to
at least meet for
coffee!
ANYWAY, thanks to:
Princess Wei- For getting us to Brushwood in one piece
and with much good
conversation I could almost follow. Also, thanks for
being so in love with
your husband!
Bob the ESO Drummer (do you have any nicknames?)- For
getting me to my
flight on time and for all the wonderful conversation
on the way. You are
probably one of the people I was happiest to meet.
Pater Nostril- For allowing me use of your spare tent
for my gear. You are
a gracious and patient host, and always a good friend.
Chas Smith- For not only throwing the best parties I
have attended in years,
but also for letting me fall down and sleep at Tranquility
Base for a record
two nights in a row.
Priestess Pisces- For giving me the new title of "the
gayest straight
woman". I like it!
Honeypie- For your high pain threshold and total yumminess.
I now have
several images BURNED into my noggin.
Dr. Legume- For keeping me "safe in the arms of
Satan" as always.
Dr. Codini- For being the funny uncle I never had.
MAN, you are a hunk!
Lonesome Cowboy Dave- For bringing a girlfriend who
got me so drunk I danced
topless for the first time.
Two Beans- For the toe sucking of a lifetime, and for
being the sweet one
you are.
Edward Strange- For being a devoted husband. Marriage
suits you, dear.
ESO- WOW!!! Need I say more? Congrats on the new lineup.
Sister Decadence- For simply being you. There isn't
much more you HAVE to
do, considering you are a living magnetic force.
Doc Frop- For taking pictures of me until you sprouted
wood.
Popess Lilith- For letting me be part of your most important
day, and for
letting me sign that wedding license that totally FUCKS
with the system.
Keep the hematite bracelet, dear, and enjoy your new
family.
SExmortus- For the Beefcake Calendar and for living
up to your image!
Countless others for their friendship over the years,
especially all the
Calendar gals, Prostata & Joy, the Quijibo Boys,
and so many others who are
leaking out of my brain as I continue to unpack. A
bizzare side thanks MUST
go to the Cleveland Airport, which picked me out for
a random search of my
bags at the gate. I had the best time explaining those
calendars...
--With love, the Rabbs
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
>Everyone was so kind to me this year, especially considering I was pretty much The Wandering Jew at Brushwood. I apologize for not saying goodbye, but I have a tough time with those moments
Don't say GOODBYE, just say BOB
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