Where's the Lost and Found?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 1, 2002 7:55 PM

In article <Hr2U8.6917$uT4.6110@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>, St.
Marc the Perpetually Amused <disciple@templeoferis.org> wrote:

> I seem to have lost my Slack. Also my faith. Are these interchangeable?

No, luckily, or we'd probably all be more fucked.

> Are
> refill cartridges available? Not the kind with the little syringes, those
> always get all over my pants. Any advice would be appreciated.

I will be mailing you some documents that will help take away even more
Slack, but they'll give you something to do that you can TELL people
was Slack.

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From: "Vombatus Ursinus" <brian_windsor@hotmail.com.nospam>

St. Marc the Perpetually Amused wrote:
> I seem to have lost my Slack. Also my faith.

you should have made a backup ...
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