Not Attending XDay Winners...(WAS: The Bobbie Awards 2002)

From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 9, 2002 6:50 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<090720021334199105%stang@subgenius.com>...
> THE BOBBIE AWARDS, 2002
>
>[...]
>
> Best alt.slack writer: Nu-Monet
>
>[...]
>

And...thru the miracle of telepresence, or something, Nu-Monet is also
the winner of the Tactical Buddha Institute's "Not Attending XDay"
essay contest, for his "Let's Get Organized" thread.

Where do you want me to send the stuffed Ktulu, Nu?
And can I get sheet music or an MP3 to play at the medal ceremony?
Right now all I got that seems appropos is John Cage's " 4'33" ".

(http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3D21AFB2.43C0%40succeeds.com)

Honorable Mentions in no particular order: Joe Cosby ("Where have all
the subgeniuses gone?"), WBOB, Kallisticon.

--
Chaos.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel wrote:
>
> And...thru the miracle of telepresence, or something,
> Nu-Monet is also the winner of the Tactical Buddha
> Institute's "Not Attending XDay" essay contest, for
> his "Let's Get Organized" thread.
>
> Where do you want me to send the stuffed Ktulu, Nu?

I'm still revelling in my bitterness about having to
deprive all the XDV attendees my wit, charm, and the
joy of waking up in a tub of ice with a missing kidney.

Fortunately, I'm going to get to blow off steam this
year in San Diego/Tijuana after a brief transaction
involving a large aluminum briefcase in exchange for
several rare Mayan XL deflowering devices, type M-13,
and some front-row seats at the upcoming September
"Rush" concert here in Penis.

BTW, despite what the weather service says, it's about
113 degrees here today, hot enough to give someone an
asphalt face tattoo if you're not nice enough to drag
them into the shade after you've tap danced on their
mastoid.

--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0207091450.5ed7d270@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> And...thru the miracle of telepresence, or something, Nu-Monet is also
> the winner of the Tactical Buddha Institute's "Not Attending XDay"
> essay contest, for his "Let's Get Organized" thread.
>
> Where do you want me to send the stuffed Ktulu, Nu?
> And can I get sheet music or an MP3 to play at the medal ceremony?
> Right now all I got that seems appropos is John Cage's " 4'33" ".
>
>
> (http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3D21AFB2.
> 43C0%40succeeds.com)
>
> Honorable Mentions in no particular order: Joe Cosby ("Where have all
> the subgeniuses gone?"), WBOB, Kallisticon.

I was quoting that "Where have all the SubGeniuses Gone" bit all
weekend, to people who had gotten there early and so would not have
seen Joe's post and so thought that I had come up with something so
funny. I got, like, 3 blowjobs just for Joe's joke.

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