From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 14, 2002 1:03 PM
The tough thing about editing X-Day Drill memories
and media is that
the feedback doesn't stop -- no cut-off point. It dwindles
away. But
just when you think the bulk of the pictures, for instance,
have been
posted, another flood whumps into existence.
Today I am going to CULL the 1500 or more photos we
have collected.
Maybe I can get them down to 400 killer shots or essential
portraits.
After that I can HTMLerize them and get them onto SubSITE.
Also I'll
upload the IRC logs which I have edited, and the a.s.
reports that
Gilligan -- I mean, Two Beans -- is theoretically editing,
if that
scrapilous scurfawag hasn't simply passed out from Slack
abuse.
But I have houseguests tonight and all tomorrow, which
will throw off
my PRECIOUS GEEKING SCHEDULE!!
WHY I am doing all this is anybody's guess.
One oddity we did come across was the last known photo
of "Bob" before
he disappeared -- slumping in a chair in Ed Strange's
camp. He spent
this X-day, like most, in a complete stupor, blind to
the world; in
fact there was a hunting arrow protruding from his forehead,
shot I
think by Chas, for most of the Drill.
But someone took him late Sunday. That, or he just upped
and left. I am
curious to hear what happened to him. We had planned
to hoist him way
up into a tree over Tranquility Base and leave him hanging
there
through Starwood, the winter and into next year, occasionally
shooting
digital shots of him from a certain vantage point so
that later the
pictures could be turned into a time lapse movie.
I have meanwhile been DUBBING my mini-DV videotapes
to VHS but not
looking closely at them. I'm gonna just send the VHSes
to Sinphaltimus
as soon as I make sure there's nothing TOO embarrassing
on there.
People who view my shooting may think I am insane because
it alternates
between way tilted, shaky crap and these nice carefully
framed moments.
Actually it's because I'm an editor by trade and I am
already editing
while I shoot. The shaky stuff is where you cut away
or where the
insert shots go. Or where you just use the sound. I
often use a video
camera as a sound recorder so all you see are feet or
chins.
I spent ALL WEEK on the IRC chat chanel #subgenius on
fef.net. I wasn't
always "on" but I recorded everything. It
took a DAY just to read and
edit the first 3 days of it. All I'm removing really
are the occasional
slanderous evil gossip and the periods where it's just
geek-talk about
technical stuff.
Reading IRC logs is a PAIN unless you're used to it.
If you do IRC a
lot and ARE used to it, these are a great read... the
excitement of the
event and the spewage of creativity that it provokes
are most evident.
Then there's Post Drill Depression Syndrome. I finally
got it
yesterday. Most people got it their first day back at
work. But
yesterday was my first day of work that didn't involve
feedback from
the event, but instead bills and my fucked up email
and so on. I was
finally hit by the fact that one wants so badly to deny,
that not only
did the Escape vessels not show, but that you can't
even stay lounging
around at Brushwood but must return to your tedious
mundane life of
plainness and gray regularity.
I got all hissy, pissy, prissy and Nissy, but then I
got my fix (an
omelet) and calmed down.
Wei and I attempted to view all the pictures last night
and got about a
third of the way through, after 90 minutes or so. Then
we turned on Mad
TV just in time to see Debra Wilson show her titties.
They were
pixelized but DAMN! I ain't complaining. My wife and
I both have
speculated endlessly on the possible qualities of the
titties of the
Mad TV actresses. Otherwise the episode wasn't one of
their best. (Mad
TV is the only thing we watch with any regularity besides
the Sunday
Night Fox cartoons.)
The sci fi book RING by Stephen Baxter is just completely
fucking out
of control. I can tell you that much.
Okay okay I'm just putting off the CULLING. It hurts
to push "DELETE".
I keep an UNCUT copy of everything, of course, but SubSITE
COSTS us per
bandwidth bucket, and adding a ton of stuff and having
a ton of people
look at it ONLY COSTS, it does not add to our income.
So I am gonna put an ad on every page of the picture
section, for our
GREAT new CDs and videos -- and they really ARE great.
Actually I guess I better put the 5 new products into
the catalog
before I do that. SEE?!? MUNDANE LIFE AGAIN INTERFERING
with ESCAPIST
FANTASY-LAND SLACK.
There's probably somebody somewhere who would love to
do nothing MORE
than write SubGenius ad copy for new products that we
crank out and
fancy up those ad web pages. I used to love it... IN
1980!!! Anything
gets old after awhile. Except wanking.
Rev. Stang, newly saved Wanker for "Bob"
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From: Priestess Pisces <Priestesspisces@hotmale.com>
>
PRAISE DOBBS ANOTHER CONVERT!
i just get all wet thinking of how many converts may
have been saved this
year.. and next year... oooo... i am gonna need new
batterys!
Priestess Pisces
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From: "Asquire" <asquire1313@hotmail.com>
you can use mine Pisces
Asquire
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From: Priestess Pisces <priestesspisces@xhotmail.xcom>
see! a true gentleman!
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>
"Rev.Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net> hunched
over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Rev.Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>
laughed madly,
then wrote:
>Hokay, I'll admit it, I'm a convert too, except...
>I LIKE WANKIN' FEMMFOLK, TOO!!
>
>Heh-heh-heh,
>Rev.Geo
>Uberwanker:))
>
Dang.
Half this group is now having group wank fantasies.
I propose we try to get the curch of the subgenius into
the guiness
book with the WORLD'S LARGEST CERTIFIED SYNCHRONIZED
GROUP
MASTURBATION EVENT EVER SEEN ON THIS PLANET.
THAT will by DOBBS make the xists sit up and take notice at last.
They will SMELL US FROM PLUTO.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Ya know, Jesus wouldn't be so popular if he wasn't all
sweaty and naked on the cross
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From: "Asquire" <asquire1313@hotmail.com>
How uncanny it is that you mention that, for im sure
Rev Pisces, Cozmodiar,
Lon and I were talking about sync-jacking all at the
same time at XDV
Asquire
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