Modafinil - Offical Drug of XDVI

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Jul 14, 2002 7:38 PM

I just read an article on this stuff in the Washington Post that had me
drooling to try a tab, or two, or three. And if there are no long-term
side effects, and this catches on, it could be the hottest thing since
Viagra.

Modafinil shuts off the part of your brain that makes you sleep!

So the deal is - you wake up, take a tab of Modafinil, work (or play) all
day, work all NIGHT, work ALL the NEXT DAY, then lie down, get eight hours'
sleep, and you're back to normal.

Currently being prescribed only to narcoleptics, it already shows signs of
becoming a work drug in - you guessed it - the place with the most LAWYERS,
Washington, DC>

But imagine being able to take a pill and see all of X-Day Saturday's
events, all of that nights events, say goodbye to everyone on Sunday
morning, drive home and get a full night's sleep and feel FINE.

If you are considering investing in any drug stocks, I'd look into this one.

With great power may come great responsibility, but until it arrives, any
normal human being would be going, "Yaay! Great Power! Wheeee!"
- Sebastian

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From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>

Since the most likely side effect of long-term sleep deprivation - violent
psychosis - is more or less a requirement to get into our little club, I
don't see why this shouldn't be the hottest X-Day attraction since Oobleck.

Can't see it hurting lawyers much, either.

St. Marc

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

The long term side effects shouldn't be any different from those of
methamphetamine or cocaine. Loss of conscience, then morals, then
job, then sense, then life savings, then spouse, then actual brain
cells themselves. But you can get a lot of work done before the
psychosis and liver damage kick in. Bosses in big companies should
replace coffee with this stuff.

Repeat! Stay later at your job! Crack off!

THE JOB SECURITY ENDS TOMORROW AND *YOU MAY CRY*!!

I believe I'll stick with this 3 Peckered Billy Goat coffee I got from
Rev. Stan and this POTENT FRAPPY that "BOB" sold me.

The Con made Modafinil -- "Bob" grew Frop -- WHO DO YOU TRUST?

Incidentally. Anybody have any Vicodin? Aka hydrocodone? It's what
Elvis and Liz Taylor were into.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)

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From: IPRC Info <info@iprc.org>

in article 150720021230041483%stang@subgenius.com, Rev. Ivan Stang at
stang@subgenius.com wrote on 7/15/02 9:29 AM:

> Incidentally. Anybody have any Vicodin? Aka hydrocodone? It's what
> Elvis and Liz Taylor were into.

When I saw that dumbass, boring Lord of the Rings movie, and that Frodo
fellow was shot in the arm or something, writhing around and rolling his
eyes and such, and somebody said "He'll need Elvish medicine," well sir, I
just laffed and laffed.

That and the evil wizard forcing Gandalf to breakdance were the best parts.

iggy topo

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