Subject: "Bob" and RealDoll

From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 15, 2001 10:25 AM
Message-ID: <sJh47.143686$Q9.34358649@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>

Finally, after years of waiting, RealDoll has unveiled a male version! If we
save our pennies, we could spring for a PASSABLE "Bob"ican. Not saying that
the canvas, pillow stuffed Dobbs doesn't suit our purpose, but By the Horns!
We DESERVE an anatomically correct effigy to do our "Unspeakable Acts (tm)"
in Proxy to.

Pope (Hangin' Ten!) Phred
--
What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
- WOPR, War Games
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Subject: Re: "Bob" and RealDoll
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 16, 2001 12:38 AM
Message-ID: <Locnar-1607010038380001@lex-ts1-39.iglou.com>

In article <sJh47.143686$Q9.34358649@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>, "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote:

> Finally, after years of waiting, RealDoll has unveiled a male version! If we
> save our pennies, we could spring for a PASSABLE "Bob"ican. Not saying that
> the canvas, pillow stuffed Dobbs doesn't suit our purpose, but By the Horns!
> We DESERVE an anatomically correct effigy to do our "Unspeakable Acts (tm)"
> in Proxy to.
>

Why waste 5 grand for something we'd end up burning in a fire?

If anything, we need a CONNIE RealDoll!

> Pope (Hangin' Ten!) Phred
> --
> What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
> - WOPR, War Games

--
Gov. Rocknar

Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)

QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek
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Subject: Re: "Bob" and RealDoll
From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 16, 2001 10:18 AM
Message-ID: <eJC47.147563$Q9.35170751@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>

"Governor Rocknar" <Locnar@IgLou.com> wrote in message
news:Locnar-1607010038380001@lex-ts1-39.iglou.com...
> In article <sJh47.143686$Q9.34358649@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>, "Pope
Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote:
>
> > Finally, after years of waiting, RealDoll has unveiled a male version!
If we
> > save our pennies, we could spring for a PASSABLE "Bob"ican. Not saying
that
> > the canvas, pillow stuffed Dobbs doesn't suit our purpose, but By the
Horns!
> > We DESERVE an anatomically correct effigy to do our "Unspeakable Acts
(tm)"
> > in Proxy to.
> >
>
> Why waste 5 grand for something we'd end up burning in a fire?

Coming from you, Rocknar, that almost sounds hypocritical. Then again,
who am I to judge (seeing as how I would bid on things at the auction, site
unseen...)?

> If anything, we need a CONNIE RealDoll!

We all need the Connie Doll. Damn "Bob", hoarding all the choice 'tang!
We have to make do with a facsimile, alas....

Pope (Chug! Chug! CHUG!) Phred
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Subject: Re: "Bob" and RealDoll
From: lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 16, 2001 11:48 AM
Message-ID: <26a3a89e.0107160748.7d168ce8@posting.google.com>

Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar) wrote in message news:<Locnar-1607010038380001@lex-ts1-39.iglou.com>...
> In article <sJh47.143686$Q9.34358649@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>, "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote:
>
> > Finally, after years of waiting, RealDoll has unveiled a male version! If we
> > save our pennies, we could spring for a PASSABLE "Bob"ican. Not saying that
> > the canvas, pillow stuffed Dobbs doesn't suit our purpose, but By the Horns!
> > We DESERVE an anatomically correct effigy to do our "Unspeakable Acts (tm)"
> > in Proxy to.
> >
>
> Why waste 5 grand for something we'd end up burning in a fire?
>
> If anything, we need a CONNIE RealDoll!
>

Nah, I'd rather fuck Bob.

-LY
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Subject: Re: "Bob" and RealDoll
From: VT <revbrovt@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 17, 2001 12:17 AM
Message-ID: <ive7lt44v2l40kjea1l3ekm0p0df2b2vuj@4ax.com>

On Sun, 15 Jul 2001 14:25:28 GMT, "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
burned in the Aether:

>Finally, after years of waiting, RealDoll has unveiled a male version! If we
>save our pennies, we could spring for a PASSABLE "Bob"ican. Not saying that
>the canvas, pillow stuffed Dobbs doesn't suit our purpose, but By the Horns!
>We DESERVE an anatomically correct effigy to do our "Unspeakable Acts (tm)"
>in Proxy to.
>
>Pope (Hangin' Ten!) Phred

Oh sure, first "Bob", then Connie... when are the RealSquid coming
down the pike, or RealPumpkin&Squirrel?

Oh the SubGeninity!

Reverend Brother VT

Reverend Brother VT
http://www.geocities.com/revbrovt/
http://www.freespeech.org/revbro-vt/

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