Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!

From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Jun 17, 2001 9:22 PM
Message-ID: <3B2D57E4.A8508978@subgenius.com>

Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia wrote:

> On Fri, 15 Jun 2001 19:28:17 -0500, "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
> <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> >Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> >partial list of things I'm bringin':
> >
> >Six bottles of tequila.
> >Butt plugs.
> >Nine iron.
> >Casket styled coffin.
> >Rapier sharp sword.
> >Gold bond powder.
> >Gauze.
> >Ear muffs.
> >Beaker.
> >Blindfold.
> >Slide rule.
>
> Slide rule?
> Someone giving a math test?

Give me a sextant and a slide rule and I can triangulate my ass
off.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 17, 2001 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <tiqlohkar4nad2@corp.supernews.com>

"Unit 4" <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote
> Day-am, I feel a session of net-induced cognitive dissonance coming on.

Do Not Attempt To Leave The Area, The Area Is Secured, Do Not Attempt To
Leave The Area, The Area is Secured.

--
"Everything tastes better now
My hands, these tools, the fatted cow
The swine, the wine, the coming feast
Your Jesus Christ has canine teeth" -Clutch
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Jun 17, 2001 10:05 PM
Message-ID: <3B2D61DC.1F0E7334@subgenius.com>

Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

> In article <3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
> <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> > Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > partial list of things I'm bringin':
> >
> > Six bottles of tequila.
> > Butt plugs.
> > Nine iron.
> > Casket styled coffin.
> > Rapier sharp sword.
> > Gold bond powder.
> > Gauze.
> > Ear muffs.
> > Beaker.
> > Blindfold.
> > Slide rule.
> > Rope
> > Trumpet.
> > Bunsen burner.
> > Petri dish.
> > Mariachi band in a pocket
> > Pirate marionette puppet.
> > VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > Case of Capri Sun
> > Bucket o' Frop
> >
> > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
>
> Drop cloths. Everyone forgets drop cloths the first time around and
> then swear NEVER EVER to do without again. The nearest Wal-Mart has
> doubled their price for drop cloths, and the general store sells 'em
> for $50 a sheet these days. Save yourself the anguish. Drop cloths are
> a good thing.
>
> Let's see. Acetone, a plaster cast of your neighbor's face, assorted
> lengths of red straps, a post hole digger,

The auger type or the blade style?

> a 500-count carton of BBs,
> non-dairy creamer, dry ice, one of those inflatable dolls with
> realistic pubic hair, spare copies of Swingin' Love Corpses tapes, and
> your ass. I think that about covers it.

Excellent, thanks for the tips

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 12:20 AM
Message-ID: <170620012120224125%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3B2D61DC.1F0E7334@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
<sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> > In article <3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
> > <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> >
> > Let's see. Acetone, a plaster cast of your neighbor's face, assorted
> > lengths of red straps, a post hole digger,
>
> The auger type or the blade style?

Whatever's easiest to get through the airport security check. Hell, a
sharp-shooter shover could work as long as the hole can fit an entire
human head in it.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 12:05 AM
Message-ID: <170620012105592188%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3B2D61DC.1F0E7334@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
<sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> > In article <3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
> > <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> >
> > Let's see. Acetone, a plaster cast of your neighbor's face, assorted
> > lengths of red straps, a post hole digger,
>
> The auger type or the blade style?

I prefer the blades, but then I have to go through the airport. All
that matters is that you can make a skull-sized hole easily in the
dirt. Hell, you COULD just use a sharp-shooter shovel but then you have
to touch the dirt. That could lead to inappropriate contact with the
earth and you could get a scab.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 12:28 AM
Message-ID: <170620012128072184%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <mvhoitcungr1nsot4h02mrnrtopbftp4l7@4ax.com>, Dr. Codini
<Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote:

> On Fri, 15 Jun 2001 19:28:17 -0500, "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
> <sphinx@subgenius.com> said:
>
> >Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
>
> CREMORA AKA: coffee mate, non dairy creamer..etc.
> bring as much as you possibly can, you won't be disappointed

HELL YES. A wading pool full of Cremora. It'll be BOOTIFUL.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 12:31 AM
Message-ID: <170620012131093046%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <tineupmjifgd19@corp.supernews.com>, kevbob
<kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote:

> "Lilith von Fraumench" <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote
> > Damn it, I better not have to explain the gauze!
>
> any man carrying that many butt pluggs,
> will have a steely guaze,

AH, a Sphinx wrapped in steel gauze. It is truly Grooby.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 12:43 AM
Message-ID: <170620012143156824%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <tinf9hh8nl2m9e@corp.supernews.com>, kevbob
<kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote:

> "Lilith von Fraumench" <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote
> > Drop cloths. Everyone forgets drop cloths the first time around and
> > then swear NEVER EVER to do without again. The nearest Wal-Mart has
> > doubled their price for drop cloths, and the general store sells 'em
> > for $50 a sheet these days. Save yourself the anguish. Drop cloths are
> > a good thing.
>
> buy tarps.
>
> they have more uses.

If you used a drop cloth, like I told you, you'd be coming to XD4.
Instead you're now the Drop Cloth Poster Child for XD4.

But yes, tarps are good for SUPPLEMENTING the drop cloths.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Unit180@SputSouth.Com (RevEl)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 5:45 AM
Message-ID: <gdjritgp226blh4dhlctspk3e641qallfr@4ax.com>

On Sun, 17 Jun 2001 20:23:34 -0500, "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote, in
alt.slack:

>"Unit 4" <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote
>> Day-am, I feel a session of net-induced cognitive dissonance coming on.
>
>Do Not Attempt To Leave The Area, The Area Is Secured, Do Not Attempt To
>Leave The Area, The Area is Secured.

Well garsh. If it's secure, why would I want to leave?
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 8:01 AM
Message-ID: <3B2DED90.4209BF2C@subgenius.com>

RevEl wrote:

> On Sun, 17 Jun 2001 20:23:34 -0500, "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote, in
> alt.slack:
>
> >"Unit 4" <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote
> >> Day-am, I feel a session of net-induced cognitive dissonance coming on.
> >
> >Do Not Attempt To Leave The Area, The Area Is Secured, Do Not Attempt To
> >Leave The Area, The Area is Secured.
>
> Well garsh. If it's secure, why would I want to leave?

I'd probably leave out of spite, that's how we contrarians fuck-up sometimes.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 4:25 PM
Message-ID: <3b2e6391.15341342@news.mindspring.com>

null@void (KRONOS) hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, null@void (KRONOS) laughed madly, then wrote:

>On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote in
>news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:
>
>> Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
>> partial list of things I'm bringin':
>>
>> Six bottles of tequila.
>> Butt plugs.
>> Nine iron.
>> Casket styled coffin.
>> Rapier sharp sword.
>> Gold bond powder.
>> Gauze.
>> Ear muffs.
>> Beaker.
>> Blindfold.
>> Slide rule.
>> Rope
>> Trumpet.
>> Bunsen burner.
>> Petri dish.
>> Mariachi band in a pocket
>> Pirate marionette puppet.
>> VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
>> Institutional sized box of Twinkies
>> Case of Capri Sun
>> Bucket o' Frop
>>
>> Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
>>
>> -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
>>
>>
>
> one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days'
>concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
>morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
>miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
>rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
>of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

A ticket for a free McDonald's happy meal.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with
a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
-- Steven Wright


Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: null@void (KRONOS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 4:01 PM
Message-ID: <Xns90C4A306A9544nullvoidcom@207.126.101.100>

On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote in
news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:

> Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> partial list of things I'm bringin':
>
> Six bottles of tequila.
> Butt plugs.
> Nine iron.
> Casket styled coffin.
> Rapier sharp sword.
> Gold bond powder.
> Gauze.
> Ear muffs.
> Beaker.
> Blindfold.
> Slide rule.
> Rope
> Trumpet.
> Bunsen burner.
> Petri dish.
> Mariachi band in a pocket
> Pirate marionette puppet.
> VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> Case of Capri Sun
> Bucket o' Frop
>
> Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
>
> -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
>
>

one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days'
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 6:09 PM
Message-ID: <60422349162F3322.FEB3D04A836E0FBA.00B6FC51BF17D1E4@lp.airnews.net>

5 unscratched instant state lottery tickets

toenail clippers and unminted, unwaxed dental floss

pipe cleaning tool

Nads hair remover

CPR doll and portable defibrillator

six pack of YooHoo chocolate drink

all coupon inserts in a recent sunday paper

clip on necktie shield

dozen boxes of Mike and Ike's, dozen rolls of Necco Wafers, and dozen
boxes of Good Fortune

1/2 pound of licorice Scottish Terriers (red and black if possible)

Flent ear stopples

stamps, three color clicking nurse's pen, fine stationery
(linen/embossed)

letter of resignation, unsigned, undated

confession, unsigned, undated

udder cream

[*]
-----
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <bQxX6.58747$Q9.14542811@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>

"KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
news:Xns90C4A306A9544nullvoidcom@207.126.101.100...
> On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote in
> news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:
>
> > Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > partial list of things I'm bringin':
> >
> > Six bottles of tequila.
> > Butt plugs.
> > Nine iron.
> > Casket styled coffin.
> > Rapier sharp sword.
> > Gold bond powder.
> > Gauze.
> > Ear muffs.
> > Beaker.
> > Blindfold.
> > Slide rule.
> > Rope
> > Trumpet.
> > Bunsen burner.
> > Petri dish.
> > Mariachi band in a pocket
> > Pirate marionette puppet.
> > VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > Case of Capri Sun
> > Bucket o' Frop
> >
> > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> >
> > -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
> >
> >
>
> one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days'
> concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
> morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one
> miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars
in
> rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
> of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot! A boy could have the time of his life in Vegas with all that
stuff!

Pope (Tying a half-Windsor knot) Phred
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 9:51 PM
Message-ID: <OeyX6.217$7d.72617@newshog.newsread.com>

"Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote in message
news:bQxX6.58747$Q9.14542811@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com...
>
> "KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
> news:Xns90C4A306A9544nullvoidcom@207.126.101.100...
> > On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote in
> > news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:
> >
> > > Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > > partial list of things I'm bringin':
> > >
> > > Six bottles of tequila.
> > > Butt plugs.
> > > Nine iron.
> > > Casket styled coffin.
> > > Rapier sharp sword.
> > > Gold bond powder.
> > > Gauze.
> > > Ear muffs.
> > > Beaker.
> > > Blindfold.
> > > Slide rule.
> > > Rope
> > > Trumpet.
> > > Bunsen burner.
> > > Petri dish.
> > > Mariachi band in a pocket
> > > Pirate marionette puppet.
> > > VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > > Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > > Case of Capri Sun
> > > Bucket o' Frop
> > >
> > > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> > >
> > > -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
> > >
> > >
> >
> > one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days'
> > concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
> > morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
> one
> > miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars
> in
> > rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one
issue
> > of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
>
> Shoot! A boy could have the time of his life in Vegas with all that
> stuff!
>
> Pope (Tying a half-Windsor knot) Phred
>
>
Not quite. Forgot the ether.
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:41 AM
Message-ID: <3B2ED7EE.E5CAED1C@infi.net>

Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde wrote:

> "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote in message
> news:bQxX6.58747$Q9.14542811@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com...
> >
> > "KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
> > news:Xns90C4A306A9544nullvoidcom@207.126.101.100...
> > > On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote in
> > > news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:
> > >
> > > > Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > > > partial list of things I'm bringin':
> > > >
> > > > Six bottles of tequila.
> > > > Butt plugs.
> > > > Nine iron.
> > > > Casket styled coffin.
> > > > Rapier sharp sword.
> > > > Gold bond powder.
> > > > Gauze.
> > > > Ear muffs.
> > > > Beaker.
> > > > Blindfold.
> > > > Slide rule.
> > > > Rope
> > > > Trumpet.
> > > > Bunsen burner.
> > > > Petri dish.
> > > > Mariachi band in a pocket
> > > > Pirate marionette puppet.
> > > > VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > > > Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > > > Case of Capri Sun
> > > > Bucket o' Frop
> > > >
> > > > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> > > >
> > > > -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
> > > >
> > > one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days'
> > > concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
> > > morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
> > one
> > > miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars
> > in
> > > rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one
> issue
> > > of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
> >
> > Shoot! A boy could have the time of his life in Vegas with all that
> > stuff!
> >
> > Pope (Tying a half-Windsor knot) Phred
> >
> Not quite. Forgot the ether.

Too late for that. Ether wath way back in April. Got an Eather card
from my parenth, put on an Eather bonnet and went to Tthurtth. Roled
Ether eggth down the hill that afternoon. Nithe peatheful day.

Paul E. Jamithon, Ethq.

--

"BABYLON 5! A five-mile long thement mikther of truth, pouring out the
Concrete of Nithe-Nithe in a long, grey ribbon into the future, to form a
***THIDE WALK OF JUTHTITHE!!***"
- The Tick on Babylon 5
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: Server Thirteen <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 11:37 PM
Message-ID: <3B2ECA3C.1B6CE701@staff.uiuc.edu>

RevEl wrote:
>
> On Sun, 17 Jun 2001 20:23:34 -0500, "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote, in
> alt.slack:
>
> >"Unit 4" <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote
> >> Day-am, I feel a session of net-induced cognitive dissonance coming on.
> >
> >Do Not Attempt To Leave The Area, The Area Is Secured, Do Not Attempt To
> >Leave The Area, The Area is Secured.
>
> Well garsh. If it's secure, why would I want to leave?

Yeah, no kiddin! Let those unruly peasants run about as they please
- I'm staying put right here in the palace, thanks. =D
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: speaker616@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:40 AM
Message-ID: <b3372e53.0106182040.4dd78400@posting.google.com>

"headkase" <woggster@bigpond.com> wrote in message news:<nwEW6.65338$hV3.116917@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>...
> Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote in message
> news:1v3mitkc1g1s93si5i5unn20n7ndrvobts@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 15 Jun 2001 19:28:17 -0500, "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
> > <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
> >
> > }Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > }partial list of things I'm bringin':
> > }
> > }Six bottles of tequila.
> > }Butt plugs.
> > }Nine iron.
> > }Casket styled coffin.
> > }Rapier sharp sword.
> > }Gold bond powder.
> > }Gauze.
> > }Ear muffs.
> > }Beaker.
> > }Blindfold.
> > }Slide rule.
> > }Rope
> > }Trumpet.
> > }Bunsen burner.
> > }Petri dish.
> > }Mariachi band in a pocket
> > }Pirate marionette puppet.
> > }VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > }Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > }Case of Capri Sun
> > }Bucket o' Frop
> > }
> > }Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> > }
> > }-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
> > }
> >
> >
> > Not a damn thing, you rabbit poking, grandpa spewing, squirrel frenching,
> > maggot grasping, bum undulating, grandma grabbing, chipmunk wallowing,
> turd
> > jerking, grandpa hopping, toilet screwing, phlegm poking, pig worshipping,
> > dung staring, barf gulping, butt snatching, gay clawing, rabbit
> scratching,
> > trash grazing, elephant chewing, toilet smoking, mold stealing, cock
> > mounting, worm swallowing, skunk twitching, wart biting, elephant
> grabbing,
> > maggot holding, prick hopping, daddy gargling, sheep worshipping, fungus
> > licking, grandma feeling, dog grasping, toe-jam farting, piss caressing,
> > dung stealing, urine burping, clown biting, crab staring, faggot grabbing,
> > booger holding, fag pukeing, scum burping, slime fondling, crab hugging,
> > grime clutching, bung porking, pig twitching, dog snatching, dick sucking,
> > acne undulating, urine slurping, dump wacking, pig searching, gay smoking,
> > ape belching, skunk wacking, ass lusting, wacker jumping, dump kissing,
> > chimp smelling, crap swallowing, pig slurping, dust pumping, mud screwing,
> > grime gulping, chimp sniffing, rabbit feeding, wart drooling, crab
> clawing,
> > mold eating, fungus wallowing, worm watching, maggot hopping, crack
> > sniffing, pig burping, butt clawing, gay jumping, rabbit chewing, fungus
> > watching, chipmunk eating, bung falating, phlegm spewing, toe-jam pukeing,
> > puss searching, squirrel twitching, maggot mounting, pimple munching,
> > monkey scratching, wacker stinking, barf watching, mold wacking, slime
> > grazing, dog falating, grease burping, wacker watching, daddy scratching,
> > monkey gulping, toad stealing, grime jerking bitch.
> >
> > And I mean that in all sincerity.
> >
>
> i have never archived anything by anybody
> but this
>
> was fucking beautiful
>
> headkase

Ya gotta admire somebody who can toss a Krugerrand in the swear jar
and not get change back...
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 1:17 AM
Message-ID: <titnrddg27q7dc@corp.supernews.com>

"RevEl" <Unit180@SputSouth.Com> wrote in ...
> On Sun, 17 Jun 2001 20:23:34 -0500, "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote, in
> alt.slack:
>
> >"Unit 4" <UnitIV@Sputum.COM> wrote
> >> Day-am, I feel a session of net-induced cognitive dissonance coming on.
> >
> >Do Not Attempt To Leave The Area, The Area Is Secured, Do Not Attempt To
> >Leave The Area, The Area is Secured.
>
> Well garsh. If it's secure, why would I want to leave?

good.

--
"This ministration without full consent
Fire and brimstone, I will not relent
Just as all good things must come to an end
I will administer as I see fit" -Clutch
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Subject: Re: I'm starting to get XXXXcited!
From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:07 PM
Message-ID: <aNKX6.61069$Q9.14934425@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>

"Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net> wrote in message
news:3B2ED7EE.E5CAED1C@infi.net...
> Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde wrote:
>
> > "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:bQxX6.58747$Q9.14542811@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com...
> > >
> > > "KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
> > > news:Xns90C4A306A9544nullvoidcom@207.126.101.100...
> > > > On 15 Jun 2001,"Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote
in
> > > > news:3B2AA821.C3B6CCD5@subgenius.com:
> > > >
> > > > > Man, I'm all packed and just waiting for July 5th. Here's a
> > > > > partial list of things I'm bringin':
> > > > >
> > > > > Six bottles of tequila.
> > > > > Butt plugs.
> > > > > Nine iron.
> > > > > Casket styled coffin.
> > > > > Rapier sharp sword.
> > > > > Gold bond powder.
> > > > > Gauze.
> > > > > Ear muffs.
> > > > > Beaker.
> > > > > Blindfold.
> > > > > Slide rule.
> > > > > Rope
> > > > > Trumpet.
> > > > > Bunsen burner.
> > > > > Petri dish.
> > > > > Mariachi band in a pocket
> > > > > Pirate marionette puppet.
> > > > > VHS copy of Blood Freak (looped)
> > > > > Institutional sized box of Twinkies
> > > > > Case of Capri Sun
> > > > > Bucket o' Frop
> > > > >
> > > > > Anything I'm forgetting or overlooked? It's my first time.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
> > > > >
> > > > one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four
days'
> > > > concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing
antibiotics,
> > > > morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer
pills;
> > > one
> > > > miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred
dollars
> > > in
> > > > rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one
> > issue
> > > > of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
> > >
> > > Shoot! A boy could have the time of his life in Vegas with all that
> > > stuff!
> > >
> > > Pope (Tying a half-Windsor knot) Phred
> > >
> > Not quite. Forgot the ether.
>
> Too late for that. Ether wath way back in April. Got an Eather card
> from my parenth, put on an Eather bonnet and went to Tthurtth. Roled
> Ether eggth down the hill that afternoon. Nithe peatheful day.
>
> Paul E. Jamithon, Ethq.
>
> --
>
> "BABYLON 5! A five-mile long thement mikther of truth, pouring out the
> Concrete of Nithe-Nithe in a long, grey ribbon into the future, to form a
> ***THIDE WALK OF JUTHTITHE!!***"
> - The Tick on Babylon 5
>
Hah! Continues the "th"s right on through the sig-file! Heh heeh heh
hehn!

I'm easily amused....

Pope (Pleased to meet you, Mr. Shamsadinkharami!) Phred


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