Subject: Re: I just flew back from Brushwood,,,,

From: Fernandinande of Lemuria <lemurama@mindXspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Reply-To: Fernandinande of Lemuria
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 8:59 AM
Message-ID: <477rktodmuvip7dlfef4a5u5fn8cft00qg@4ax.com>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 06:00:48 -0700, "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com> expounded:

<
<"Fernandinande of Lemuria" wrote
<> <AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
<> <
<>
<> That's gotta be the world's dummest joke - prolly why I never
<> get tired of it.
<
<did you hear the one about the lady peanut that was walking through the
<park late at night?
<
<she was assaulted.
<

An electron asks a proton "Are you sure?"
The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."

After the flood Noah can't finger out why all the animals, except
for a pair of snakes, are multiplying fruitfully; so he asks the
snakes why there's no baby snakes, and they tell him they need some
logs. Noah cuts logs for 'em and then leaves the snakes to their
own devices for a spell.
When he checks back there's baby snakes all over the place. Noah
asks the snakes, "What do logs have to do with reproducing?" "We're
adders", said one snake, "we need logs to multiply."
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Subject: Re: I just flew back from Brushwood,,,,
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 9:12 PM
Message-ID: <4Wr37.145894$R7.26055070@typhoon.kc.rr.com>

"Fernandinande of Lemuria" wrote ...
> "whyaskwhyaskwhy" expounded:
> <
> <"Fernandinande of Lemuria" wrote
> <> <AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
> <> <
> <>
> <> That's gotta be the world's dummest joke - prolly why I never
> <> get tired of it.
> <
> <did you hear the one about the lady peanut that was walking through the
> <park late at night?
> <
> <she was assaulted.
> <
>
> An electron asks a proton "Are you sure?"
> The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."
>
> After the flood Noah can't finger out why all the animals, except
> for a pair of snakes, are multiplying fruitfully; so he asks the
> snakes why there's no baby snakes, and they tell him they need some
> logs. Noah cuts logs for 'em and then leaves the snakes to their
> own devices for a spell.
> When he checks back there's baby snakes all over the place. Noah
> asks the snakes, "What do logs have to do with reproducing?" "We're
> adders", said one snake, "we need logs to multiply."
>

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequilla.

Bartender: (pouring drinks) What's the special occasion?

Guy: My first blow-job.

Bartender: Whell congratulations son.

*the guy proceeds to drink all the shots "rapid fire"*

Bartender: You want another round?

Guy: Nah, if that don't get the taste out of my mouth
nothing will.

--LXIX--
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Subject: Re: I just flew back from Brushwood,,,,
From: "illuminatrix" <dhazel@fnord.friend.ly.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 13, 2001 1:23 AM
Message-ID: <tkt1m0s9hrgv03@corp.supernews.com>

did you hear that nasa is getting ready to send a bunch of cows into orbit?

they say it'll be "the herd shot round the world".

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Original file name: Re- I just flew back from Brush - converted on Wednesday, 18 July 2001, 06:24