Subject: Re: XDay, Pandromeda, and what REALLY went down at Club Tiki Banzai

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2001 8:59 AM
Message-ID: <110720010859021975%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <Xns90DABC991ACortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>, Legume
<none@yerbiz.com> wrote:

> [posted and mailed]
>
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> >> Where does that leave me as a SUBGENIUS preacher?
> >>
> >> RETIRED.
> >>
> >
> >
> > SURE, Legume!! Gimme a break. Your very existence is one long fire and
> > brimstone sermon. What monstrous entity is delivering that sermon, I
> > hope never to know.
> >
>
> OK, Stang, perhaps "evolving to the next stage" is more appropriate...be
> afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm peeing my little panties in abject terror.

Wei caught your soul in my shadow-box when she surreptitiously snapped
that pic of you in the trailer... your evil powers can't do SHIT until
EVERY COPY of that photo is deleted from EVERY SERVER and EVERY
COMPUTER!!!

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Subject: Re: XDay, Pandromeda, and what REALLY went down at Club Tiki Banzai
From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2001 12:17 PM
Message-ID: <Xns90DB7D5F27835CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

>> OK, Stang, perhaps "evolving to the next stage" is more
>> appropriate...be afraid. Be very afraid.
>
>
> I'm peeing my little panties in abject terror.

You should be...the only think I can think of more dangerous than a nasty
young Legume carrying a baseball bat is a happy and pleasant 40-ish Legume
shaking his corpulent groove thang to "The Wild Tchoupitulas" and offering
folks powerful central nervous system depressants in a plastic cup. And
the pay's better, too!
>
> Wei caught your soul in my shadow-box when she surreptitiously snapped
> that pic of you in the trailer... your evil powers can't do SHIT until
> EVERY COPY of that photo is deleted from EVERY SERVER and EVERY
> COMPUTER!!!
>

I can live with that. I have a whole BOX of souls trapped in little clay
dolls.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

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