From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
From: speaker616@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos
Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 5, 2001 3:12 PM
So, really, it was shaping up to be a pretty normal
morning--considering I wasn't expecting to even *be*
here...
Then I made the mistake of turning on the news.
OK:
A)How'd they manage to move the space Needle from Denver
to Seattle
without anyone noticing?
B) How in the *hell* did they manage to kick Jerry Brown
out of the
White House, and why'd they replace him with Howdy Doody?
C)What happened to the John Denver/Jim Croce concert
at the Kingdome?
They've been hyping it all year, and now...dead silence?
Can we try again next year? Please?
--
Chaos Israel.
Tongue-tied and twisted.
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Count yourself among the lucky(?) few who remember through
THIS transition from nu-nu-nu-earth to nu-nu-nu-nu-earth
(n4earth.)
I remember the good old days aboard the Xist ship in
the comfy
confines of a sludge vat, followed by that cold and
cruel wake
up call, full of painful information and psychological
input
pumping.
Then the great holocaust of X-DAY 1! (We just called
it "X-Day"
in those days because NOBODY thought there'd be another
one.)
GWAR really *did* play the soundtrack.
I was tasked to be the clone replacement of a SubGenius,
one
of the few "righteous" to be taken that first
time around.
A lot of the "remainer" SubGenii went amnesiac-starkers,
kind of
like after when the Martians invaded in 1955--and forgot
the whole
thing, AFTER going on a clone killing spree at Brushwood.
Oh, and yes, the original nu-earth was made of inferior
quality
too. Hell, the Xists only expected it to last a year
before it
all degenerated into a massive ball of space feces.
I still
laugh at how poorly the merehume replicants, replicoids,
androids
and zooides looked and acted--nobody could take them
seriously.
nu-nu earth was a little better, but the Xists had their
database
damaged in a Z-ist attack, so a lot of stuff got jumbled
up.
nu-nu-nu earth was pretty pitiful, mostly due to budget cuts.
And here we are.
--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
>So, really, it was shaping up to be a pretty normal
>morning--considering I wasn't expecting to even
*be* here...
Whe the hell are YOU? And why doesn't your message
have the secret
encryption code?
Copy forwarded to appropriate intelligence agencies.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but
set fire to him and he's
warm for the rest of his life"
- Solid Jackson
Pictoor by LeMur