"Bob" sold 'em a fake hyperdrive. They're actually crawling along at .999c somewhere in Sagittarius.
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 5, 2001 10:14 AM
if this is the new planet, it sure looks a WHOLE BUNCH
like the old one from
here
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Subject: Re: STILL HERE?
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Nah, I don't think anything happened. Just like I thought;
we didn't
generate enough Hate Rays for the Xist ships to find
us. Either that
or because membership in The Church is so low the Xists
didn't have
enough money for gas. They probably stalled out somewhere
near Vega
and had to walk home.
--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Taking the 'rhetorical' out of 'rhetorical question'
since 1958
.
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From: "Rev Jerry" <jthreet@team-vci.com>
>
poor bastards...I hate that for 'em....but I'll bet
if they prayed real hard
and asked Jesus to come into their lives, he would give'em
gas
money...prolly money for cigs and Diet Mt. Dew too...sorry...I've
been down
here with the southern baptists waaaaaaaaaaay too long...
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From: yougottabekidding@noway.com (Reverend DJ Epoch)
Dammit....and I had my toothbrush and towel all ready to go.
Went out to the big field out back and took the bushhog
and mowed a big
fuggin "X" and the words "I PAID MY $30"
right under it....sat in the
middle of it all night IN THE FUGGIN RAIN AND LIGHTNING,
but the only UFO I
saw was my neighbor Henry-Bob next door smoking marijiwana
and chanting
"Car 54 where are youuuuuuuuu?"
Humph......stupid aliens....
--
~~ Reverend DJ Epoch ~~
~~ The Church of Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion ~~
~~ Cathedral and Carwash, Divine Redneck Clench ~~
~~ Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel ~~
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From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@qwest.net>
^LoL.
Same.
I'm here, though (whoopeeee)
I am not a saucer, I suppose I could *fake* being a
Sex Goddess for half a
day... If anyone wishes to post or email, trolls,
concerns, questions,
get-to-know-me's/you's, I offer myself JUST FOR TODAY.
Consider me on call
'til evening. Appreciated would be confiding who your
favorite flamer
caricature from the site is.
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
Only if you've got LITERALLY NOTHING better to do, though,
and cherish
disappointing responses. But at least there won't
be bad breath & stuff.
~AbbessAbyss~
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From: Server Thirteen <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
> Nah, I don't think anything happened. Just like
I thought; we didn't
> generate enough Hate Rays for the Xist ships to
find us. Either that
> or because membership in The Church is so low the
Xists didn't have
> enough money for gas. They probably stalled out
somewhere near Vega
> and had to walk home.
"Bob" sold 'em a fake hyperdrive. They're actually crawling along at .999c somewhere in Sagittarius.
Pic: Nenslo