There may have been other awards, but I have lost the
last-minute list that Jesus and I used on stage.from: Rev. Ivan Stang
Best Hour of Slack contribution: Rev. Prostata Contata
Preacher of the Year: Pope Black
Best Contribution to SubSITE: St. David Bachner
Best a.b.s Artist: Fernandinande LeMur
Best musician/antimusician: Saint N and Hellena Handbasket
Best Church architecture: Rev. Ed Strange
Best alt.slack writer: Joe Cosby/SubGenius Spice
Best False Prophet Unmasking: whyaskwhyaskwhy/Rev. Blackout
Best Launchings: Dances with Rockets
Best Spouting: Lonesome Cowboy Dave
Most Prolific Ranting: Hellpope Huey
Best Chef: Pater Nostril
Best Collage Editing: Rev. Susie the Floozie
MOST INDISPENSABLE:: Rev. Nickie Deathchick & Rev. Mary Magdalen
Stark Fist Layout: Rev. Chris Lee
Most Mysterious: nu-monet
Oldest: Dr. Philo U. Drummond
Meanest: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon
Quietiest Vocalist: Col. Sphinx Drummond
Best Frop: Dok Frop
Best Heckler/Worst Puns: Rev. Gorgonzola aka Dr. Dark
Biggest Recent Equipment Donation: St. Marc the Perpetually Amused
Best Super-Powers: Jesus and Magdalen
(What super powers? PATIENCE!)
There may have been other awards, but I have lost the
last-minute list that Jesus and I used on stage.
Just for the hell of it I have started a list of SubGenius ministers who have attended every single X-Day Drill since 1996:
Jesus
I, Stang
Dr. K'taden Legume
Rev. Nickie Deathchick
Rev. Susie the Floozie
Pastor Craig
Rev. Ed Strange
Rev. Chris Lee
Rev. Gorgonzola
Pastor Pressure
Rev. Golding?
Not all of these worthies have gotten up every July 5 at 7 am, however.
Pic by LeMur