Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 9, 2001 10:31 PM
I got there, Uniblab showed me where to set up my tent
so
I'd be in the shade in the morning and then I started
froppin' with Doc Frop. Sister Decadence left to pick
up Dr.
Codini and St. Byron Werner and when they got back we
went
to eat at the fuckin' Co'ral. Then we got back and Stang,
Wei, and Philo had shown up. Everyone was froppin' and
gettin' drunk. The next day we got up and frapped a
bit and
then went in to town to buy groceries like limes and
tonic
water. We got back and got drunk and drove all over
the
place and fropped a lot. That night me and Philo gave
drunk
driving lessons to Jesus and Mary Magdalen. The next
day
someone started Sub-Genuises Against Drunk Drummonds
(S.A.D.D.) and we went in to town and ate a huge breakfast
at the fuckin' Co'ral and I was not hungover. Me and
Philo
took a drive to Sinclairville to check out where Philo
said
our paternal primordial ancestral home was but we didn't
see
anything that stood out.
Back at camp we got all fropped up and then went in
to town
to eat at the fuckin' Co'ral then later back at camp
I ate
some mushrooms with a few other people and spent the
next 6
hours laughing my ass off with Doc Frop, Vagina Jones,
Nickie, and others while Legume gave us the low down
on
Severed Head Fuck Dolls and other Art-You-Can-Fuck items.
The next morning I felt great and I went in to town
with
Philo and Sis D and ate breakfast at the fuckin' Co'ral.
Then Philo and I took a ride to Erie and the shitty
rental
car broke down so we had to wait three hours for them
to
bring me a replacement but I didn't freak out. Back
at camp
that night we were wonderfully entertained by Andrew
the
Impaled and then ESO. Anyway I'm tired of writing this.
Take
my word a lot of great times were being had and I got
a load
of slack dumped on me but I'm not going to spoil it
by
trying to remember everything.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Two Beans wrote:
> Hey man, one of the highlights I'll always remember
is when my
> ShorDurMar and I ran into you and Sis D at the
resturant in Sherman.
>
> Me: Whoa! I can't believe all the FUN I've had
so far! I have so much
> Slack, and yet I've done NOTHING!
>
> You: Alright! Did you have fun?
>
> Me: Yeah!
>
> You: What did you do?
>
> Me: Nothing!
>
> You: Exactly! THAT is the essence of Slack! Something
for nothing!
>
> The wisend words of an old Doktor will reside forever
in the heart of
> a young initiate like myself......
Man, I must be getting old. I do remember seeing you
at the restaurant but I don't recall the conversation.
Did I really say that? I meant to say, "anything
for nothing." Something implies specificity.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Oh Yeah...
Stang's rant on friday night after ESO set, kind of
during their
encore, was one of the funniest and most poignant I've
ever
heard. The idea of a young lad throwing away his comic
book
collection because he thought it would make him more
normal only
to realize that it didn't change a thing socially or
make him
any less weird. I hate to admit that anything touches
my heart
but that story touched my heart. It was so much like
what I went
through as a boy, and I imagine other subs went through
similar
phases too. I laughed my nuts back to Texas. The man
is a
treasure.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
Pic by Nenslo