Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 9, 2001 1:31 PM
Yes, I made the 7.5 hour drive to Brushwood and 10.5
hours back. Spent 5
daze and 4 nites and all I have to say is PRAISE BOB!
Well, not really, I
have more to say then that.I brought my Vid-Cam and
DigiCam to shoot vids
and take pix but the slack was so fukin thick in the
air that I didn't even
unpack them until saturday, so I don't have alot of
shit to share cept fer
the memories which are fading quickly.
First off, this was my first X-Day and I am happy that
the x-ist did not
show up. It was so much fun and so damned slackful that
I can't wait to go
back next year. I have been chatting with folks on alt.slack&#subgenius
and
would like to say the following to those;
Phloighd, 2beans, Absent, Pisces, Modemac, Sister "D",
Stang, Jesus, Mary
Magdalen, Lilith, Troutwaxer, Illuminatrix, ChrisLee,
Sikki, Lupus
Yonderboy, Prostata, Siant N, Hellena Handbasket, Rev.
Dr. Jack, LeeBurhls,
Rocknar, the alien couple, Andreux, Awe fukit, you people
know who you are,
I could go on and on and on.... You folks ROCK! Thank
you all for increasing
the Slack factor by a godzillion. Alcohol, food and
frop, what more could
one desire? If I mispelled your name or forgot to mention
you, so what...it
doesn't change a thing..
I could never havbe imagined how slackfully great X-day
could be... Praise
Bob and Hail Connie.... The Bulldadda Auction rocked,
the Wotan raid was a
complly successful failure, The Rants were awesome,
shit I even got up there
and ranted for the first time ever. (I would love a
copy of that and my
little dance with Saint N and Hellena Handbasket) Did
you get that Stang?
I've got a bit of video I'll send ya in exchange...
Anywaze, for those of you who could not, did not, would
not make the trip,
you missed out on the most concentrated collection of
slack I have yet to
experience.
Check alt.binaries for my 99 picture upload ncluding
pix of ESO, Saint N's
performace, Ranters, Slackers, and of course my open
canvas, the crucified
Barbie, which was made even more beautiful with every
visit from our SubG
artists...
Nudity was abound including myself (sorry for the painful
view) the hot tub
rocked!!! The rain sucked, the atmosphere was alive
with floating glowing
lights and boy am I upset it's all over. I do regret
not being able to stay
long enuff for the ooblek pool but I'll get over it.
Anywaze, count me in
for next year, I will certainly be on a recruiting rampage
and sjow up with
alot more fucked up wierdos next year...
So in closing, Fuck Bob, Praise Connie - Uberfemmes
RULE!, catch up to ya
soon.
--
Sincerely yours, forever Bob's,
The Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
http://DigiMind.tripod.com
RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com
or die pink
or kill me
"Exterminate all rational thought" W.S.B.
PRABOB
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From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoff Bronner)
By the way.... pending an official report from the sacred
scribe... what is
the excuse this year?
-G
--
<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>
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Subject: Re: Back from XXXX Day
From: Server Thirteen <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 9, 2001 7:29 PM
Well (ahem), actually it's all my fault. I got nervous
and contacted
the Xists first via a neutrino transmitter I whipped
up from a
half-eaten bratwurst, a condom, and the guts from a
smoke detector.
When they picked me up first, I naturally specified
that my saucer
was to contain a feed from alt.slack, maintained in
its pre-X-day glory.
Sorry about that.
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Subject: Re: Back from XXXX Day
From: "illuminatrix" <dhazel@fnord.friend.ly.net>
the original pure and uncut excuse from '98 is still
valid for many
thousands of years.
the portion of cocktail napkin which contained the scribbled
rupture data
was a mess and the year itself was read upside down.
the subgenius chronological society has determined [to
the best of their
ability] that the date should have been transcribed
as july 5th, 7am in the
year 8661.
all x-days until that moment are religious holy days
and excuses to party
naked.
and of course, Dobbs is a fuck up, so the yearly pilgrimage
can also be
thought of as a just-in-case-he-was-simply-off-by-a-few-years
type of thing.
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Subject: RE: Back from XXXX Day
From: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" <walker555@MailAndNews.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 9, 2001 11:53 PM
Or...
The world actually ended three years ago, and no one
noticed.
Build your own Excuse. Everyone else is doing it.
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Subject: Re: Back from XXXX Day
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop
Prostata Cantata MP)
I think the "official excuse" this year is:
"Who cares?.... uh, fuck it, pass that lighter over here."
--
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The mind is a terrible thing to baste!
-Susie the Floozie
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Subject: Re: Back from XXXX Day
From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoff Bronner)
>
>the original pure and uncut excuse from '98 is still
valid for many
>thousands of years.
>the portion of cocktail napkin which contained the
scribbled rupture data
>was a mess and the year itself was read upside down.
I thought it was the back of an envelope.
Anyway... I'm not fond of the whole 8661 thing so I'm
looking for alternate
theories I can steal and combine into something all
my own.
-G
--
<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>
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