Survey: "PostHolocaustals"

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 11, 2000 12:06 PM
Message-ID: <stang-2EB145.12060011122000@enews.newsguy.com>

In article <91154d$4j3$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Chaos Israel
<chaisr@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Just out of curiosity...how many people here got ordained *after* the
> appearent failure of the end-o-the-world on 5 Jul 98?
>

There were at least THREE people who WAITED DELIBERATELY until JUST
after 7 am, July 5 '98 to buy Memberships... they bought 'em from us
right there at Brushwood later in the day on 7-5-98, and said they had
waited "JUST BECAUSE" -- to prove what TRUE SubGenii they were, I guess.

Wait, how did they get into the event then...? Boy, our security leaves
something to be desired.

It is true that the sale of Memberships skyrocketed just before X-Day
Drill '98, and that sales in general have dropped off considerably since
then.

This tells us something about some Subeniuses.

It also tells me that the ones who CONTINUE despite ALL LOGIC to await
the Saucers with total blind faith EACH X-DAY UNTIL IT HAPPENS, are the
ones who TRULY UNDERSTAND and are getting the MOST out of this religion.

The ones that scare ME are those that say stuff like, "Well, if they
don't come THIS year, I don't think they'll EVER come."

Being a buysexual myself, I know when *I'LL* come -- when some of you
faithless bastards and bastettes BUY some of the FUCKING GREAT NEW CDs
that I have busted my ass mixing and "burning" for the last 2 months in
order to SAVE THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION'S ASS for one more millenium.

http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog.html

It's CHRISTMAS god damn it!!! Don't your kids need the incredible 4 CD
Triple XXX-Day set? (Let 'em learn the facts of life from context!) The
whole thing was professionally recorded, these are the GREATEST rants
and GREATEST music of the Church EVER caught on tape RIGHT, AND the
color covors are BLINDINGLY gorgeous! And I hand make these god damn
things myself so IF I HAPPENED TO DIE SUDDENLY, you will not EVER be
able to get them again, since only I know how to make my nutty damn
equipment produce these ACTUAL SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS in their original
forms.

I have FOUR COPIES premade, sitting here READY TO MAIL. I'm gonna give
them to contributors instead if somebody doesn't ORDER NOW!!

MODEMAC should be getting his copy right..... (look at watch)...
okay... right.... NOW!!!

GO CHECK YOUR MAIL, MODEMAC!!

He put in the first order and he got the first set made! NUMBERED AND
SIGNED just in case! MODEMAC got in on the ground floor of a huge
lucrative subcult when rates were low... YOU STILL CAN TOO!!

BUY THESE NEW CDs NOW (AMSTERDAM Devival is done too) before we either
sell out to MCA or go out of business. (I ain't holding my breath for
the former, frankly.)

Copyright 2000 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 2nd Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
Cleveland Office (Stang): PO Box 19355, Cleveland OH 44119
Dallas Office (Jesus): PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
1-888-669-2323: toll free order line
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Subject: Re: Survey: "PostHolocaustals"
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 11, 2000 1:27 PM
Message-ID: <3a351c4e.17096233@news.mindspring.com>

>
>Wait, how did they get into the event then...? Boy, our security leaves
>something to be desired.
>

How did they get -out- of the event alive, is what I want to know.

You guys are half-hearted.
--
Joe Cosby
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