From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:55 AM
On Jul 8, 10:09 am, CHUCKkey <revchuck...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> wake up at 9am with July 4th grill-smell lingering
in my nostrils.
> eat left over hot dog for breakfast around 10am
> watch my 48" HDTV for 2 hours
> eat left over hamburger and leftover hot dog for
lunch at noon
> start to scrub grills on back porch with wire brush
around 1pm, then
> quickly give up and go inside.
> watch tv until 4pm
> eat another hamburger and two hot dogs at 5pm
> watch more tv
> go to sleep around 10pm
>
> top that, fuckers.
I woke up to an alarm clock early in the morning, and
had to get up,
get dressed, and go to work.
July 5 is the only day of the year on which I have to do that.
Top that, fuckers.