From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 6, 2009 1:15 PM
FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILAT BEFOAR YOU LEAVE!
I hate forgetting this and then coming hoam to a big stinking pot of Jenkem.
THROW OUT THE HALF GLASS OF ICED TEA YOU LEAVE AROUND
IN CASE YOU ARE
THIRSTY!
I hate forgetting this and then coming hoam to a mug
ovarflowing with a
carpat of mold.
THE GREASE IN THAT FRYING PAN IS ABOUT A WEEK OLD AND
HAS IMPARTED A RANCID
TASTE TO YOUR EGGS!
I hate forgetting this and then making a whole breakfast
that tastes like
the insides of my Brushwood soaked shoes. I HAVE a
dishwashar...must learn
how to use it.
Considar this a pubic cervix denouncemant from iDRMRSR
for next year if you
see yourself in any of this.
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Subject: Re: Note to self for next X day
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com>
On Mon, 6 Jul 2009 13:15:12 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
<idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com> wrote:
>FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILAT BEFOAR YOU LEAVE!
is this something you normally only do once a day or something?
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Zapanaz
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Subject: Re: Note to self for next X day
From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>
I'm surprised, you live alone and you don't know the
answar to this one.
Generally, on the way out, you 1) take a dump and 2)
take a showar. Now,
evarybody in a northarn latitude knows you NEVAR EVAR
flush the toilat on
the way to the showar, as this lowars the flow of COLD
and you then come out
looking like a lobstar, or worse, adjust the temp and
then aftar the toilat
fills up it's FREEZING.
So the toilat sits there unflushed and a request to
flush it is pushed onto
the breighn stack, where eventually thirty othar things
are also soon
pushed, and by then, you've forgottan. PS, the toilat
lid itself makes a
nice stool, so the toilat is closed hiding the treasures
inside, and the
blowar is on, so there is no view or scent to remind
you eithar.
Plus I'm getting admittedly old and forgetful.
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