Holy fucking christ on a pogo stick!(12 X-Day)

From: "Rev. Jim Jones" <viator1@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 10:50 AM

I'll make it brief.

"Crazy" Rev. Jim Jones here.

You guys can put down a lot of gin!

I only met one Subgenius I didn't like, which was odd.

There is one thing about X-Day that is a lie(and it is not the cake).
Everything else is TRUE. I'll leave it to you to find the lie.

The Amino Acids are awesome and creepy as hell. It's like Halloween
set to music.

I'm sure I'll say more when I'm not quite so tired.

Lates

"Crazy" Rev. Jim Jones

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Subject: Re: Holy fucking christ on a pogo stick!(12 X-Day)
From: Wraith <viator1@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:40 AM
Message-ID: <e0188558-b76e-4868-8096-d28e499a949d@h8g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 7, 11:32 am, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Jul 7, 11:20 am, Wraith <viat...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jul 7, 10:52 am, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > I only met one Subgenius I didn't like, which was odd.
>
> > > That IS odd! Usually I only meet one SubGenius I DO like each year.
> > > You have the world by the balls, my friend. Well done!
>
> > Ironic you posted as the one Subgenius I don't care for may very well
> > be someone that was on the top three dislike list for you as well.
>
> > I'll give you a hint.
>
> > Don't take my picture.
>
> > CRJJ
>
> > P.S.- Sifu still has an unlimited tab at the CRJJ roving bar for the
> > aformentioned incident. If you like gin, you can accept on his behalf.
>
> There are no cameras allowed at Brushwood. Everyone knows this,
> that's why there are no pictures of X-Day. We sure fucked up by
> breaking the rules. We'll probably be banned. But thanks for your
> kind offer of gin!
>
> P.S. - see you next year.

Banned? I thought you were going to be brutally beaten and tiny bits
of your flesh would be displayed at registration to show the fate of
those who defied the will of Brushwood(and some of it was going to be
used to for the X-Day scrapple). Not by Stang, though. He's far too
lacking in the ability to shout and scream at people to lower the boom
on anyone.

Don't worry though, I'm in NJ and, IIRC, you guys are close enough
that I can ship a care package to dull the pain of the Brushwood
"discipline".

CRJJ

P.S.- I look forward to it in a totally appropriate way.


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