Subject: Post X-Day

From: Lord Cyclohexane <LordCyclohexane@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2008 6:45 PM

Praise "Bob", it turns out that my Escape Vessel looks just like my
grotty little apartment, filled with all sorts of odd books, widgets,
geegaws and tchotchkies. And amidst it all was my own personal Sex
Goddess, napping adorably in front of the TV.

Praise "Bob" but it's good to be home.

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Subject: Re: Post X-Day
From: "nu-monet v10.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

"I woke up one morning to discover that while I slept,
everything in my apartment had been replaced with exact
duplicates. I asked my roommate if they noticed it as
well, and they replied: 'Who are you?'"

--
2008 is the SubGenius YEAR OF THE ZOOB!
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

You got a 2008 Bobbie Award for "Best Updated Version."

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Subject: Re: Post X-Day
From: just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>

I have a pager, issued by my job. I've only been beeped 6 times in 4 years.

But it gives me advice.

When I pick it up and hit its red button, in flashing capital letters,
its display says "ESCAPE <= =>."

Best advice since my aspirin bottle advised me to KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml


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