Subject: MANY WILL DIE!!!

From: MrVic <BlackseedEnterprises@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 3, 2008 12:16 PM

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/39032,opinion,a-reduction-in-human-numbers-is-inevitable

I just loved how the sentence "Billions will die" got through on a
major news feed. Very Dobbsian.

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From: "Pontifex SODDI" <magichappy@fairyland.com>

As long as those billions practiced abstinence rather than using that
demonic birth control....

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From: MrVic <BlackseedEnterprises@gmail.com>

Well, as we all know the *sucess* of abstinence ex ed, we may be able
to safely assume that this is the reason there are billions of them.

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From: MrVic <BlackseedEnterprises@gmail.com>

On Jul 3, 1:39 pm, The Artist presently known as >
<juurgenizixexo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> How about a natural split of ideological polarities across the
> ambiquity barrier.... It's kind of like a Rapture, based upon REALLY
> Advanced computational jive.
>
> Fortunately it's already in development in hyperspace so mankind has
> now three generous options, both of them GOOD-GOOD
>
> a) they willingly elect to be spontaneously split over into another
> time slot in the natural order, to be given independence and
> transferable resources; The Ong's Hat Perogative, good for
> Thompsonians
>
> b) they willingly elect to fight wars, in which case at moment of
> death people's Identities split off into their anti-land, with the
> anti-land verison coming back over at the the same time but in a
> preselected location; The Subgenius Elective, good for Ivangelicals,
> Holocaustals, their lovabale herds and their friends.
>
> c)they choose to stick it out and experience the flow naturally,
> besting their abilities to be saved from their alternate universe
> transferres (deceased family); The State Religious Syndicates and The
> Lesser Confederacy of Associated Sects.
>
> d) they opt for personal power, self-control and wisdom to take it on
> in any of the above; For Atheists and Untheists Optionality.
> conditions may apply
>
> e) people decide to take the entirely natural viewpoint and live with
> each other somehow, through actual civil conversation and efforts and
> improving their perspectives; I am do this presently myself.; Actual
> Human Beings and Yetis, the Universe AS GOD viewpoint
>
> All options a Okay, and if you think your brilliant enough please add
> your carefully considered possibilities

Please don't hijack my thread.

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From: "Pontifex SODDI" <magichappy@fairyland.com>

me, I envisioned a giant Golden Arches with a "Billions Will Die" sign
across it.

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Subject: Re: MANY WILL DIE!!!
From: just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>

H.P. Huey wrote:
>
> CARROTS MAY KILL YOU!!!!... if you eat 140 of them at once.

Yeah, but before you opened your piehole, they didn't have PERMISSION to
kill me!

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