Subject: did anyone else bring home a case of the coughing-up-green-sludge from X-day?

From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>

or is it just me? to be fair, I'm rather prone to the Green Goo, so
it could be that all that fresh air and sunshine wreaked havoc on my
sickly system, but i thought I should check, just in case.

maybe it was a batch of bad jenkem. ah well. I'm going to whip up a
batch of Grandpa Holocaust's Special Homebrew Goo-B-Gone (main
ingrdient is good brandy, with honey and lemon to give it a veneer of
medicinality) and curl up on the couch with some Ted Koppel thing from
Discovery Channel. i should wake up by Sunday, if i don't overdo it.

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From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>

On Jul 11, 9:06 pm, anna.mckib...@gmail.com wrote:

> No, but I had the dirtiest boogers EVER when I blew my nose later. I
> swear to gob I've never been so cruddy. It was phenominal--just black,
> crusty boogs with every blow or sneeze. Amazing.

there's something about the outdoors that'll do that to boogers. gets
em all riled up, activates some sort of seasonal change in their
coloration and texture like it's Booger Mating Season or something,
which is not something I want to think about.

mine usually get a nice shade of grey and really dry, like I've been
snorting playdoh. if it wasn't coming out of my own head it'd be
funny

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Subject: Re: did anyone else bring home a case of the coughing-up-green-sludge from X-day?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I misplaced a case of lunk at Brushwood, so if you found that, PLEASE
return it to SubGenius Foundation, Cleveland Hts. office. We will pay
back the postage plus a handsome reward.


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