(HIT THE NAME, SEE THE FACE.):
SISTER DECADENCE
POPE ANGUS and SISTER DECADENCE
Dr. Howll Robins
Ms. FRIDAY LEGUME
SATAN'S CHEERLEADER #666 with Pope Angus, on their side
Jesus and Satan's Bride
Jesus Deathchick
REV. KALE WRAITH
Lovelog (?)
IrREV. FrIdAy JoNeS
Sister Matt Jones
Rev. SHINING PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE with Follower
More Rev. SPLR, with Thai acolytes
STEVE SLACK w/ Dobbs
PAPA JOE MAMA
REV. PEE KITTY
STERNO & GGG
THE MUTANTS OF THE X-DAY DRILL
The gals n' geeks of alt.slack bare all for your gagging pleasure on this special "Summer Calendar" style page!!
SISTER SUSIE THE FLOOZY IN HELL!! -- doctored by Stang
THE YOUNG IVAN STANG (self portrait)
(an undoctored version of same for your own defacing pleasure)
LEGUME, SUSIE and STANG The Anything for a Laugh Trio
G. GORDON GORDON (again)
Rev. Jan
Rev.Ch'ngo
Rev. Tori
Rev. Xuxa
ATOM FUNWAY
Rev. Namie Nada
LEO AMAN
Pope P.R. "Frank" Frank and Sister "Jane"
SUSIE THE FLOOZY and REV. FRIDAY JONES by Rev. Friday Jones
Sister Alieo Wun (fernandinande foto)
THE SOUL OF DR. LEGUME by Friday Jones
PINSTANG by G. Gordon Gordon
someone else (Mrs. Stang) by Friday Jones
SISTER FELIA BRUMPS
Robert Carr
Rev. Poindexter
Pope Jonathon the Justified
The Entire Staff of ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO
(Watch out -- this gigantic file could crash ALL systems)
Rev. Locnar
Rev. Hortense Dramamine
Rev. Berin Kinsman
as depicted by The Prophet Jim
AhClem
Rev. XGHART'nGH (submitted by Fernandinande)
Self Portrait of ATOM FUNWAY
Sister Moonie McSpade
Pope of Berea, Lou DuChez (rendered by Argon, Sib of MegaLiz)
Dr. Fred C. Dobbs
Rev. Friday Jones
POSSIBLY PONTIFETTE MEG
Rev. Eyre Rend/WANDARER
Rev. Jack Nutting
JHVH HATES PHRED
Rev. Unibomber
someone else
Rev. Stang and Friday Jones frolic
Rev. Tripp
PUZZLING EVIDENCE and Dr. HOWLL at the KPFA Studios from G.Gordon Gordon
Neverman
The DR. K'TADEN LEGUME PORTRAIT SERIES
Dr. Legume merits such attention by virtue of being so handsome and manly.
The Ultimate PORTRAIT of DR. LEGUME
Legume's True Nature
The Bible-Totin' Preacher
Dr. Legume with Rev. Peter Popoff 1
Dr. Legume with Rev. Peter Popoff 2
Not a Good Man
Sister K'taden Squared Au Contraire
Legume's Latest Project: THE VIRTUAL SPIKE
The Young Dr. Legume
Young Legume close-up
Legugghhme
Dr. Legume's Mom, Mrs. Legume
This series is all GOOed up by Rev. Stang:
Dr. K'taden LeGOOme
Planet of the Legumes
"JOE" Auffricht -- live! with LeGOOme and Stang
The Demonic Duo
Mrs. Stang or someone else
Sivet Stang
GROUP-PORTRAIT SERIES OF THE MONTH:
From Dr. G. Gordon Gordon
"EDGEBOYZ" -- 215
Philo, "Bob," GGG, NHGH, Sterno
"DA BOYZ" -- 479k
GGG, Glassmadness, Rev. Biff Bracht, Sterno, G'Broabfran
"MY MIND(z)" -- 182k
New POPE STERNODOX self portrait!!
ICEKNIFE, one of the most universally (CENSORED) of alt.slack irregulars, includes a bloody preview of all the portraits of his enemies. It is also the first portrait to come to us with its own soundtrack. ICEKNIFE SPEAKS in this WAV file. He sounds just like we always thought he might...
ST. PAUL MAVRIDES in a sketch by Mimi Heft. This truly captures Palmer Vreedeez as his best friends know him.
NENSLO
Popess Lilith von Fraumensch BEFORE
Popess Lilith von Fraumensch AFTER
Rev. Ivan Stang
Dr. Philo U. Drummond, Overman First Degree
A More Appropriate View of Dr. Philo Drummond
Jesus Christ Devilacqua
Pope Sternodox doktored this old document of the Stang kids, Sivet and Xandy at Dokstok I. Them was lean years, back in the early '80s. These kids now drive.
Rev. Nickie Deathchick
David Apocolypse
Mandy of Bull Seal Collective
Sister JuneDog
St. Joe Riley, film fx whizmaster and great Dallas illustrator
Rev. Noah Stewart, who has contributed so much in the way of art and design to this website that he must at this point be considered one of the True Web Doktor Apostles, looks rather sensitive and pensive in this shot.
Rev. Bleepo Abernathy, SubGenius Sex-God of New York City
Rev. Bob Hood and his friends
The best pic yet of Rev. Susie the Floozie
Will O'Dobbs
Will O'Dobbs (other view)
Colonel Sphinx Drummond... still your hearts, girls!
Pope SternoDox Keckhaver and Dr. G. Gordon Gordon in Gordon's latest mutation of the base image.
Sister Kelly Connie
Pope of Berea, Lou Duchez
Dr. Cordt Holland, codirector of ARISE
Rev. Eyre Rend, aka Wandarer, Master Compressor/Processor of SubGenius WAV Audio Files
Rev. J. Nutting
The Home for Slackless Children (Greenhelle Dobbstown Outpost) GROUP PICTURE
Dr. Onan Canobite, youngest of the Old Doddering Doktors
Rev. Kitty (Not to be confused with Rev. Pee Kitty)
J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs (?)
The elusive Dr. Howll
The Shining Path of Least Resistance (Osaka Clench)
Rev. Sverre Kristensen, King of the Danes and GOD-POPE of ALL EUROPE
TAFAZZI... we have no idea who this guy is, but we like his pic. He looks kinda like G. Gordon Gordon, doesn't he?
RREVVED
Rev. Mountain Girl
Dr. Snavely Eklund, the original Doktor 4 "Bob"
GWAR, the Only Honest ThrashMetalDeath Band in the Universe
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
St. Palmer Vreedeez
Rev. Kali, daughter of Faustroll and D. Perfecta, Church of the Headless Peewee
Dr. Chuck Windstorm
Rev. Binnie Garrett
Brother Cleve Dunkan
Bro. Cleve Dunkan LIVE
Special Agent Dale Regman
Lonesome Cowboy Dave
Rev. John Shirley
Rev. Apocalypse Barfly
Sister Bladerunner
Daren of Bull Seal Collective
Rev. Bubba Ubu
Puzzling Evidence
Diane "Second Most Patient Woman on Earth" Dunkan (Mrs. Cleve)
Rev. Hotsouth Perkins
cthulu (Radar Labs)
Rev. Moon Smiley
Dr. Dynasoar
Rev. Joe Schmoe
Rev. David Lynch & friend(?)
Rev. Conan Berkeley
Rev. Bill T. Miller, King of Slack
The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name Minus Wellman and Mavrides (G. Gordon Gordon, Gary G'Broagfran, Glassmadness
Dr. G. Gordon Gordon close-up
Rev. Blue Jones
Rev. Modemac
Rev. Sally Ladder
Dr. Snavely Eklund
Pope Moley Banter
Rev. Mike Simpson
Rev.Papestress FemmeZeram
The Grand Clavister
From the Terror Australis Clench: Rev. Laura
From the Terror Australis Clench: Rev. Laura's true aspect
From the Terror Australis Clench: Rev. Octavia
From the Terror Australis Clench: Rev. Rashauni
St. Janor Hypercleats
The Sexicutioner
Rev. Tarla Star & The Bearded Guy
Sister Susie the Floozie
Sister Susie the Floozie 2
If you have patience, click here for a GIFMovieMorph of Princess Wei "R." Doe and Lonesome Cowboy Dave in creeping motion. (No special gear required -- just Netscape 2.0.)
NOT QUITE SUCH GREAT PORTRAITS
(Perhaps because almost all were shot by Stang on videotape without the permission of ANYONE)
Dr. Dynasoar
St. @ndrew
Lonesome Cowboy Dave & Princess Wei R. Doe
Genenia Grinder
St. Janor Hypercleats Again, preaching
Father Joe Mama, preaching
Father Joe Mama, preaching 2
Kid Ginsu
Sister Melodious Chopps with Princess Wei
Dr. Philo Drummond
Puzzling Evidence
Dr. Ray Hey
Col. Sphinx Drummond
Rev. Ivan Stang
Rev. Toth Wilder
St. Palmer Vreedeez
Princess Wei R. Doe, Queen of All the UFOs
Rev. Steve Devilacqua
Rev. Grady Sein & Sandra Desmond of RUN&GUN!
Pope Phred
Rev. Jack
Lost the email about who might these MYSTERY SUBGENII be!
Pastor Craig
FOR YOU VOYEURS: Some views of The SubGenius Foundation Building Main Facility in downtown Dallas:
Room of Heads View 1
Room of Heads View 2
Stang's desk
Are You the Next "Bob"? wall hanging
SubGenius Office Shelf
The Hour of Slack Radio Studio -- "Tarzan's Radio Station"
NOTE: In a recent hard drive crash, we suffered the loss of much email, including the letters describing WHO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ARE. So if we got something wrong, accidentally revealed your human name, or lost your submitted pic, TELL US.
We would have a lot more of these if you would SEND 'EM.
