Excavation 9
(UPDATED 1-20-1 BX) |
IS THERE NO REST FOR THE WEARY, NO SLACK IN GILEAD?? Not for we who must make room in these tunnels for the Queen's new "eggs." I Stang, continue to faithfully function as a mere human funnel, uploading buckets of ore to the surface, and in its place burying for incubation the eggs extruded from Her Majesty's great pulsing abdomen. I leave it to good monk Morvus to supervise the smelting and purifying of the ores, to the worker drones to keep excavating, and to the Queen to keep birthing her children by Dobbs.
(all border lines by Rev. Friday Jones)
The Newest of the New Love Offerings
from
- Poindexter
- Fernandinande
- Atom Funway
- The S.P.U.T.U.M Awards/Punishment Series
- Stang's BRYCEscapes
- The Prophet JIM
- Rev. Friday Jones
- Rev. Numen Remissionis
- Pope Sternodox Keckhaver
- GIFMovies
- Leo Aman
- Dr. Hieronymous Zinn
- Mystery Clips
- Rev. Curtis Anderson
- Misc. Arteests
- Iceknife
- Badfilm Posters
- John Barleycorn
|
fernandinande goes berserk
AND SMOTE MUST IT BE, BY DOBBS. |
After you've viddied the new ones here, don't forget the new QTVR worlds -- glandscapes forged in Bryce but rendered in glorious 3D-o-Scope and Swivel-Vision.
There's also new filth upon the Psychedelic Porno Art page -- "NO KIDS ALLOWED".
Poindexter:
Fernandinande:
Ever wonder where DobbsHeads come from?
Figure 1 (bobmake0) is a rare photo of the old fashioned acid-bath method, which "reached a peak" in the 1960s. Note the suits that protect the researchers from excessive Slack exposure.
Figure 2 (bobmake1) is an SEM photo of a more modern method: Brazilian Nazi Ants, laboriously trained since larvae-hood, produce and arrange millions of minitiaturized DobbsHeads on a single Slack-Unit.
Figure 3 (bobmake2) shows delivery of a load of DobbsHeads in a rural region of the Udmurtia Republic*. The presence of the primitive religious icon in the upper-right indicates the generalized intellectual poverty of the region.
FEELIN' THEIR PAIN NOW, BILLY BOY?
ANGEL (w/ Sterno)
MEDIEVAL HEAD LAUNCHING WOODCUT
Atom Funway:
The FunStang FilthWay Abusement Park HAPPINESS IS AGONY COMPARED TO SLACK
TALES of FLINT STONE TALE Part One (w/ Dr. Zinn)
FLINT STONE MEETS J.R. "BOB" DOBBS (w/ Dr. Zinn)
ATOM BOB ATOM BOB 2 BUG BRAIN
The SACRED WALLPAPER of ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO Those FunWaysters have created a number of large, full-screen backdrops expressly for use as desktop images, start-up screens, etc. The tough part will be deciding which to use for what special occasions. Here's one:
You might FEAR TO TREAD into the dark corners of
THE S.P.U.T.U.M AWARDS/PUNISHMENT SERIES continued BWAHAHA AWARD OF HONOR
Rev. Ivan Stang: BETWEEN DIMENSIONS CLOSE-UP The pilots of the other saucers were none too happy with the SubGenius copilot who caused the accident.
Like those 360 degree panoramics? Want to see 'em in "3D" Swivel-Mation 360-D-Vision QuickTime VR? (YES, YOU CERTAINLY DO!!) See the QTVR stash!
MUCH LATER IN THE CREATION OF THE FIRST DOBBSOUL, .0007 billioseconds into the Big Bang -- now Sterno's Brycepic "PYRAMID" is merged in.
A TREE As Seen In NicotineWithdrawalSymptomColor
GENETIC MISFIRES
HIDDEN PORNO PICTURE #1 AS MANY LEAVES AS I HAVE RAM FOR
The Prophet JIM:
THE PROPHET JIM'S INCREDIBLE 3/4 'RELIEF' DOBBSHEAD!!!
ETERNAL SALVATION or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK
Rev. Friday Jones:
PSYCHO-PORNO LOGO
UNIVERSE OF "BOB" (Small Version) -- 150k
UNIVERSE OF "BOB" -- 495k
XIST ACCOUNTING -- 297k
(See VIDEO STASH 5 for full fledged videos of the above)
START-UP SCREENS:
BOBMOVIE by JAG -- 35k
BOBRIPPLE by JAG -- 130k
AN OPTICAL MARVEL
Check out, download JAG'S START-UP SCREENS from the FUNHOUSE!
More madness by the mysterious JAG may be found at
UNIVERSE OF "BOB" -- 495k
XIST ACCOUNTING -- 297k
FIST -- 17k from Jeff Bearden
Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, provisional secretary to the Congregation for the Promulgation of the Doctrines of the Faith, Phoenix Metropolitain Annex Branch (SE area)
The following selections have been submitted by Ferrari (Free.) Miguel Spinkter, head of the (good) Jujuit order and the Center for Annihiliptic Parapsyparanoia. FLIER -- which will soon be made available to tens of thousands of afflicted students nationwide, advertising the very few available applications for expensive and painful treatments by the Center for A.P.
GNOME -- When asked, Stang replied, "Nah, quitting cigarettes was easy!"
SLACKBOB -- Ahh. Something comfortable.
STALIN -- "The Congress of Victors, 1934". Back row: Einukludze, Voroshilov, Kaganovich, Kuibyshev. Front row: Ordzhonikidze, Stalin, Dobbs, Kirov.
TWINS -- P.T. Barnum's most famous attraction, "Obb" and "Bbo".
UBERGOLF -- Overman at the Phoenix Open.
"In response to your inquiry of some time ago, this office was established due to inherent danger of the Church of the Subgenius becoming popular.
Otherwise known as the CONSUMMATED or WHOLLY INIQUISITION, we seek out those forces that strive to integrate and normalize bulldada, and NEUTERALIZE them. This is not easy, as they often lack balls in the first place.
As mammarial head of the Congregation, I am also leader of the Dominiquaniquaniqua Order. In this role, I am assisted by Ferrari (Free.) Miguel Spinkter, of the (good) Jujuit Order, and the Center for Annihiliptic Parapsyparanorum.
Due to the sensitive nature of our 'cause du celeri', you will then understand our lack of overt presentience on alt.slack and other pubic forums. Others whose role has been called into question, and have thus been subjected to the relentless pursuit of our Army of Consanguidores are as follows:
BOB CLIPS
WONG-BAKER-DOBBS PAIN SCALE version 1
WONG-BAKER-DOBBS PAIN SCALE version 2
BobDobbsolantern by Tony Traverso
DALIBOB by electric elf
BOBNBILL by Nathan Hersfeld
This is an iconographic docudrama of the meaningless jargon, false witness, empty promises, sinister madness, perverted bile, and unclean virtual reality heaped upon innocent thrill seekers by Irving Stang and his Church of the RubPenis.
Bring the kids.
In Dobbsoramic SwivelVision
bug porn
more bug porn
bug porn
MYSTERI2
THE ATOM FUNWAY TOMB OF SHITHATE and KILL"BOB"
When a regular participant of alt.binaries.slack
(SEE
FAQ!) displays a particularly intense level of fanaticism, the other members are sometimes moved to create commemorative awards, such as Atom Funway's
(FOR THE PROPHET JIM, using the Prophet's Amazing New 3/4 Dobbshead)
Some of the shapes in these 3D Bryce scenes (such as the Pipe, the Sperm, and the Saucers) were contributed by Atom Funway.
When the stupid idiot piloting the Dobbshead saucer crashed near Boscoe, New Mexico, it cracked open the barrier or "insulator" between the Akashic FTP channels, bringing a chunk of the New Mexico landscape into a side universe or tangential reality.
Mrs. Stang has been puttering around in the garden, cross breeding and irradiating; these are a couple of cactii she had going last summer out by the back 40.
Can You Spot The Backmasked Naked Picture of Rev. Friday Jones?
SUBPORTRAITS LOGO
bobantline
bobeyeline
bobline3d
boblineclr
grinline
bobnegline
GIF MOVIES:
3D MAGIC EYE STUMBLING PIPE by JAG -- 66k
This one takes some explaining. What at first looks like moving static will be clearly seen (by those experienced with "magic eyes" "Stereogram" "3D ScrambleVision") to be a 3D Static Pipe rotating amidst the background static.
Samples: Bob * Bobsplit * Dobbs-Approved * Slacksus
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/jagshouseone.html
and the download site is:
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/Shareware.html
by Rev. Numen Remissionis
by Rev. Numen Remissionis
by Numen Remissionis
CARD -- Advertisement and gift coupon for the Center for A.P.
TEEVEE -- Advertisement for the unwashed masses. If they can locate the Center for A.P., then and only then may they become suitable candidates for treatment.
Infiltrators from the (bad) Jujuit Order of the Excommunibabbled Black Church.
SubGenius pretenders whose MOJO has fallen, revealing their true nature.
Whiches, who torment by asking endless redundant questions.
Incalculables and Succubusses, who drain the SLACK from the unwary.
Those who use "Surfwatch", "Net Nanny", and other software to prevent access to SubGenius pages on the internet, who are in league with the Prince of Pinks, Sen. Exon."
We're not sure who did these!
REV. CURTIS ANDERSON
John Barleycorn
