 Excavation 8 (UPDATED 12-23-96) |
We're DROWNING in GRAPHICS!! The drain at the bottom of alt.binaries.slack got clogged and the whole newsgroup flooded... we sent divers to the bottom, and they dredged out all that you see below. Pity poor Morvus Thenu, who had just figured out how to redrill all the previous Art Mines shafts... when ALONG COMES THIS!!
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On a separate page you'll find an entire new universe of QTVR Bryce worlds -- that is, landscapes made in the Bryce program and then rendered in QuickTime Virtual Reality movies in patented Swivel-Vision.
Don't miss the Psychedelic Porno Art page, which is updated along with this page, and features the same artists, but which for reasons that will become obvious must needs reside in its own cordoned-off, booby-trapped secret chamber, surrounded by electrified barbed wire and signs that say "NO KIDS ALLOWED".
The Newest of the New Love Offerings
from
- Poindexter
- Fernandinande
- Atom Funway
- Stang's BRYCEscapes
- The Prophet JIM
- Rev. Friday Jones
- The S.P.U.T.U.M Awards/Punishment Series
- G. Gordon Gordon
- cuthulu
- GIFMovies
- Jan Johnson's DOBBSTOWN
- Rev. Noah Stewart
- Dr. Hieronymous Zinn
- Mad Hatter
Poindexter:
YETI OF S.P.U.T.U.M. TRIUMPHANT
Fernandinande:
DOBBS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN
HISTORICAL DOBBS DRIVERS LICENSE
First, peruse this NEW FUNWAY SECTOR: Those FunWaysters have created a number of large, full-screen backdrops expressly for use as desktop images, start-up screens, etc. The tough part will be deciding which to use for what special occasions.
On the other hand, you might FEAR TO TREAD into the dark corners of
Some new individual pieces that jazzed the batteries in our miner's helmet lights:
WELCOME TO "BOB'S" WEBSITE (ye editor's personal fave)
FALSE SLACK is Better than NO SLACK AT ALL
A few simple CLIP-ART DOBBSHEADS
Some of the stored BACKGROUND TILES of the PLASTICOIDAL ONES:
THE S.P.U.T.U.M AWARDS/PUNISHMENT SERIES continued THE STARK FIST OF DEMENTION award
HAIL *ricko* and gory be thy maim!
IndependANTS Day ANTS AT THE 5TH OF JULY PICNIC -- PANORAMIC WAITING CREATION GUARDIANS AT THE DOBBSTOWN GATES
Some panoramic views of the Dobbstown environs, from my old home movies:
DOBBSTOWN CANYONS (helicopter approach)
DOBBSTOWN CANYONS from the ground
Like those 360 degree panoramics? Want to see 'em in "3D" Swivel-Vision as QuickTime VR movies? (YES, YOU CERTAINLY DO!!) See the QTVR stash!
The Prophet JIM:
MERMAIDS OF PLANET X starring Sister Suzie the Floozy and Rev. Friday Jones!
someone else (Mrs. Stang)
St. Stang Vs. The Tobacco Demons
ALIEN ANDROID SUCCUBUS -- inspired by Bill T. Miller's OBE song
BOB BALL by Donald Buckley
SAUCERS by Donald Buckley
AUTOPSY 2 from the Roswell investigation
AUTOPSY another suppressed photo of the "visitor"
"In response to your inquiry of some time ago, this office was established due to inherent danger of the Church of the Subgenius becoming popular.
Otherwise known as the CONSUMMATED or WHOLLY INIQUISITION, we seek out those forces that strive to integrate and normalize bulldada, and NEUTERALIZE them. This is not easy, as they often lack balls in the first place.
As mammarial head of the Congregation, I am also leader of the Dominiquaniquaniqua Order. In this role, I am assisted by Ferrari (Free.) Miguel Spinkter, of the (good) Jujuit Order, and the Center for Annihiliptic Parapsyparanorum.
Due to the sensitive nature of our 'cause du celeri', you will then understand our lack of overt presentience on alt.slack and other pubic forums. Others whose role has been called into question, and have thus been subjected to the relentless pursuit of our Army of Consanguidores are as follows:
Atom Funway:
The SACRED WALLPAPER of ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO
THE ATOM FUNWAY TOMB OF SHITHATE and KILL"BOB"
When a regular participant of alt.binaries.slack
(SEE
FAQ!) displays a particularly intense level of fanaticism, the other members are sometimes moved to create commemorative awards, such as Atom Funway's
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*I just wonder if he's going to twist it until it breaks."
Rev. Ivan Stang:
Some of the shapes in these 3D Bryce scenes (such as the Pipe, the Sperm, and the Saucers) were contributed by Atom Funway.
My greatest mural yet.
360 degree widescreen view! display at full size and SCROLL it for maximum effect
(Created the second night after I quit smoking. I think I captured the feeling," all right...)
This depiction of the creation of the first SubGenius soul, .10005 nanoseconds into the Big Bang, was rendered a few days after WAITING, when I was feeling a little better.
The SubGenius Foundation Headquarters' 2nd basement
Rev. Friday Jones:
G. Gordon Gordon:
REV. NOAH STEWART
SEE HIS WEBSITE'S Smallville Slack ART PAGE!
Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, provisional secretary to the Congregation for the Promulgation of the Doctrines of the Faith, Phoenix Metropolitain Annex Branch (SE area):
Infiltrators from the (bad) Jujuit Order of the Excommunibabbled Black Church.
SubGenius pretenders whose MOJO has fallen, revealing their true nature.
Whiches, who torment by asking endless redundant questions.
Incalculables and Succubusses, who drain the SLACK from the unwary.
Those who use "Surfwatch", "Net Nanny", and other software to prevent access to SubGenius pages on the internet, who are in league with the Prince of Pinks, Sen. Exon."
