Updated 4-5-1BX
PeEeth Ye NOT, o Noble Slack Man?? For hath not the Slack Man, and his Slack sister, been held down and oppressed by the Pink Devil? NIGH is that Time to RISE UP, to ROOT UP and DEMONSTRIBUTE YOUR SLACK PRIDE, o ye children of Dobbs! That Time to PYROFLATULATE. That Time, that MIGHTY Time, that Time of PeE. As these artists have peEed, so likewise shall ye, each in Its own ways. Frop is the law, Frop under Will. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. OR KILL ME!!!
(animated spermation and self-smoking Dobbs by Rev. Friday Jones)
GODAMIGHTY, though, I'll tell you something. There has GOT to be a BETTER WAY. Here we have these hundreds of REALLY AMAZING artworks, and EVEN ON MY HARD DRIVE, even on the "SOURCE MACHINE," these pics take just TOO DAMN LONG to load and view; I hate to think what it's like for those on slow modems. By all RIGHTS of GOD, MAN, DEVILS and HALLUCINATIONS, you SHOULD be able to just FLY from one to the "NEXT" without ANY WAIT. You SHOULD be able to... ahhh... ehhh... well. Only 450 or so days left till X-Day, what do I care. BUT SERIOUSLY. Even on a CD ROM the Art Squirt is too slow. There has GOT to be a BETTER WAY.
The Newest of the New Love Offerings
from the Children of DOBBS
GRINNING EVIL DEATH!!
A JAG-tweaked Sternoscopic |
After you've viddied the new ones here, don't forget the old QTVR worlds -- glandscapes forged in Bryce but rendered in glorious 3D-o-Scope and Swivel-Vision... NOT TO MENTION the new FILTH upon the Psychedelic Porno Art page -- "NO KIDS ALLOWED". (Updated March 23)
So much was done by Fernandinande that we had to provide him his own whole new museum! You WILL shit.
Poindexter:
DEFEND YOUR LOCAL BINARWSGROUP!
ANOTHER STANDARD 'CLIP ART' PIPE
Generic PINK BOYS Products label
NENSLO
A god? A bacterium? Or just... a man?
KOOKS book cover painting (count the hidden Dobbsheads)
An Amazing kook painting by Ohlsen,
copped from:
NENSLO's new NENSLETIC WEBSITE!!
Atom Funway:
Get ready to DROP YOUR VERY LOAD when you see
The SACRED WALLPAPER of ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO
Those FunWaysters have created these huge pics expressly for use as start-up screens. EXCRETE.
FUNWAY DOBBSHEAD -- THE GREATEST SOFT FOCUS DOBBSHEAD EVER
NATURAL WOOD DOBBS by Clyde Walker
Rev. Ivan Stang:
DIMENSIONAL DISRUPTION 2
If I knew what I was doing, this would be a mystery tableau on par with the illustrations of Chris Van Allsburg, a childrens' book illustrator with a great knack for making pictures that you WISH you knew the story behind, and which make you start INVENTING said mystery story.
As it is, well, this's only a test of the clip-art shapes that come with Ray Dream, and practice in aligning objects, moving lights, etc. etc. I spent all week with my nose in the Ray Dream manual and my fingers occasionally poking something around in whatever test illo I had up, and am finally getting the hang of this basic 3D stuff. I am SO GLAD I was deathly ill earlier in the week. It was the EXCUSE I needed to pursue my hobby up another rung of the ladder. Or, in my case, down... I'm learning backasswards.AND SO CASTLES MADE OF SAND
If you've ever gone through the Ray Dream Designer program by the book, you'll instantly recognize all the elements of this paint-by-numbers 3D scene. Everybody who does their Tutorial builds the little Castle in the Fishbowl scene. This is my take on it. Later I plan to turn this into Solomon's Temple in Dobbstown. It's lucky that this is a fishbowl scene, because I spilled syrup all over the file and it made the picture all wavery like as if it were underwater.
I have since moved the entire castle into Bryce, where ONE SECTION of ONE WALL, DEFLATED!! The weirdest thing. All the "skin" on the front of the wall disappeared... leaving 2-D window-sills hanging in space. FUCKING haunted if you ask me. We'll see how that goes later. When I carry this jargon and tweaking-knowledge back to my beloved Bryce, along with these twisted shapes you can do in Ray Dreeeb, I will be better equipped to prove my theories to science.GOOFUS
One of the blobs in this picture started out as a clip-art lawn chair shape. But I found the plug in the wireframe tube that determined the SIZE of the tube, and made it BIGGER, and MY GORSH did it get ALL BLOBBY!! This program is less like magic than Bryce, more like math.
Ahhhhh. It feels so good to just be with MACHINE again and make all the people, GO AWAY!!! -- Mad Hermit Stang
Rev. Friday Jones:
GIFMovies:
SIGNS:
BACKGROUNDS:
BUTTONS:
LINES:
heads#1 - "microsoft clones" - airheads in the clouds
heads#2 - "online valentine" - the wonders of online romance
heads#3 - "lusers" - oblivious pinks follow the leader.
heads#4 - "unsaved" - x-day is here.
heads#5 - "unsaved2" - x-day is here (sans flesh)
heads#6 - "pink slaughter" - color version of unsaved.
((NOTE FROM STANG: We have been unable to get the other 3 RevvEd pics!))
NOTE: heads#1-5 are 3-D images. Get out those red/blue glasses.
heads#6 viewable without special glasses.
NOTE2:heads#4-6 background by Rev. Matthew Spong / SubSite.
rrevved@mindspring.com
PipeMorph by JAG
ColorX_Day by JAG
talkingBobDeath by JAG
BOB/JAG morph by JAG
Check out, download JAG'S START-UP SCREENS from the FUNHOUSE!
Samples: Bob * Bobsplit * Dobbs-Approved * Slacksus
More madness by the mysterious JAG may be found at
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/jagshouseone.html
and the download site is:
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/Shareware.html
Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, provisional secretary to the Congregation for the Promulgation of the Doctrines of the Faith, Phoenix Metropolitain Annex Branch (SE area)
CHIP
Here is the wire diagram of the newest "Chip for the Masses". Some of its specs:
200 MHz clock speed
Direct firmware upgrade by subliminal television signal
Radiation/EMP hardened
Integrated biodiagnostic function
DESTRUCT function now has 35% more explosive force
New bow and grovel features saves in training time
WORK function automatically toggles turbo function to HIGH
SAFETY function (OR w/DESTRUCT) has been eliminatedUndocumented features: Q1 (US GOVT RES) integrates CLIPPER function and SAT BURST rapid xmission of data.
Father Joe Mama
aka Papa Joe Mama
These are iconic paintings made upon blocks of wood taken from the stage of the Victoria Theater in San Francisco, from the exact spot where Dobbs was shot on Jan. 24, 1984.
REV. CURTIS ANDERSON
wasp
WINSTON SMITH
"GURGLE"
cruxart
FINE ARTMARS ATTACKS 10 (unchanged orig.)
MARS ATTACKS 21 (unchanged orig.)
The First Doc Savage Book I Bought (shoplifted actually)
ripoffs
saintbubba
NEW CHURCH MOVIES"BOB" 2.mov by Leo Aman
1.3 mb -- AND WORTH THE WAIT! This is some gorgeous 3D animation w/ sound.PRAISE "BOB" .mov by JAG 200k)
FUCK EM .mov by JAG (200k)
FIRE MOUNTAIN QTVR by JAG (83k)
JHVH1.MOV by Leo Aman... 1.7 mb!!
plil
MAP TO SHERMAN/BRUSHWOOD 4 X-DAY
turyn
sleestak