Nicole C. Michaud <ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu> wrote:
>Another place to look for good yuks is alt.evil or alt.satannet, or
>anything even remotely similar in title. WATCH! as Xians try to tell the
>"satanists" that they are evil and will burn in hell. HEAR! the laughter
>pouring out of your self as the "satanists" try to act all smug back to
>them. SCREAM! as you fall out of your chair. It's worth the trip.
Check out alt.religion.scientology as the Church Of Scientology goes on
the attack. The SCARIEST newsgroup on the net. Not that everything
goes their way. Even as we speak, the fearless leader of the Co$ is
running and hiding from writ servers. David Miscavige, teh leader of
the Church Of Scientology is about 5' 4" and is known to have a phobia
about being sent to prison and being raped there.
Ingram, their prime private investigator and bully-boy is on the run
from a warrant in Florida for falsely passing himself off as a deputy's
sheriff during one of his "investigations" of a church critic. Dennis
Erlich, an ex-scientologist and SubGenius minister was raided Monday by
the cops and church lawyers for alledgedly posting copyright Scientology
secrets to the net. Full Contact Religion like they used to play in the
days of the Inquisition. Plus! Kooks! Read any of the screeds of Koos
Nolte Trieste who claims to channel the long dead L. Ron Hubbard, and
get this, Marilyn Monroe!? AGerman Scientologist thrown out as being to
damaged even for them, Koos' English-as-a-second language rants are
sometimes amazing, sometimes spooky as hell. Koos is in the running as
Kook Of The Month on alt.usenet.kooks. And deserves it.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope Of Houston
Slack!
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