Somebody told me that Rev. Nenslo used to live in Boston, but moved to
Portland to be closer to the white-supremacist community. A lot of his
stuff does certainly have a thought-control kind of flavor. Maybe it's
not as satirical as he'd like us to believe! Anybody have any more info
on this, or seen any of his less "mass audience" work?
--
Charles Forsythe forsythe@onramp.net "You can quote me." -some guy
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Subject: Re: et tu NENSLO
From: Rev Ivan Stang
STANG INSISTS:
Yeah, I can GUESS who that "somebody" was and that first name wouldn't be
COOTER now would it? Charles, Nenslo is a NENSLO Supremacist, as you would
know if you'd been paying attention. Moreover, he is a STANGIAN NENSLO
SUPREMACIST, the best kind! He'll be cashing royalty checks from REV-X for
the rest of his born days, LAUGHING AT EVERYBODY ELSE! Not only that, but
he's lately been an HOUR OF SLACK star ranter, thanks to one cheap home
recording he sent me! NENSLO furthermore chooses all the BACKGROUND MUSIC
for Hour of Slack and collect THEIR royalties as well. And WHY? Because his
stuff has a thought-control kind of flavor. It's NOT as satirical as you'd
DESPERATELY WANT TO BELIEVE! As for "mass audience" -- the stuff you see on
alt.slack is his LEAST "mass audience" work.
I GUESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW. "Nenslo" is the Church-type name of one of the
most famous and successful anticonformist philosphical writers and
novelists in the fucking WORLD today! YOU ALMOST CERTAINLY HAD TO READ HIS
BOOKS WHEN YOU WERE IN COLLEGE... or else a book ABOUT him. Not that I'm
gonna spread that "secret" real name around HERE, although I figured
everybody knew it. I mean, the Portland address, if nothing else! But...
SHEESH! You must be REALLY OUT OF IT!! Ask the old-time Hell's Angels --
THEY know him!
Stang
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Subject: Re: et tu NENSLO
From: ao408@freenet.carleton.ca (Chris Won)
The only person I can think of with your description would be
Ken Kesey, he was associated with the Hell's Angels, has his
farm in Oregon, and the Merry Prankster music could surely be
background music for the shows even though i don't even get
the shows in Ottawa, anyway is Nenslo Ken Kesey?
also i just saw rudy ray moore's dolemite films, amazing to say
the least, you mentioned a game called firemen with you, terrence
mckenna and him, post more info on this if possible...thanx
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Subject: Re: et tu NENSLO
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
forsythe@onramp.net wrote:
: Somebody told me that Rev. Nenslo used to live in Boston, but moved to
: Portland to be closer to the white-supremacist community. A lot of his
: stuff does certainly have a thought-control kind of flavor. Maybe it's
: not as satirical as he'd like us to believe!
Gee, I wonder if it's the fact that I keep telling everyone that
all I want out of life is for them ALL TO OBEY ME that makes people get
wacky ideas like that.
GET THIS STRAIGHT. I HAVE NEVER, EVER PRETENDED THAT ANYTHING I
SAY IS SATIRE. I WANT YOU ALL TO SERVE ME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE. I WANT YOU ALL TO SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN, INSURE YOUR HOMES AND
BURN THEM DOWN AND SEND ME ALL THE MONEY, INSURE YOURSELVES FOR DEATH AND
DISMEMBERMENT AND PUT NENSLO AS BENEFICIARY AND THEN JUMP INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
I want to rule you all, not just a bunch of buttwipe racialists.
You want racism GO TO BOSTON. That's where I learned what real hate is
all about.
I PITY anyone who is enough of a condupe to think that they
personally are not qualified to be WORLD OVERLORD and control the lives
of all other living creatures, and I try to live my life as an example to
you all.
And in conclusion, if you want the goods on NENSLO all you have
to do is ask.
My pale posterior for all the world to see,
-N-
--
nenslo@teleport.com COPYRIGHT NENSLO/KDV 1994 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Send One Dollar to Box 86582 Portland OR 97286 USA
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Subject: Re: et tu NENSLO
From: forsythe@onramp.net
Stang writes:
>Yeah, I can GUESS who that "somebody" was and that first name wouldn't be
>COOTER now would it?
No. Is Cooter Holland the same as Bob Black?
>Charles [blah blah blah]
Say what you want about NENSLO. Say what you want about Buck Naked. I got
my info from Dr. Trixter S. Shaman, who would know a white supremacist
when he saw one.
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Subject: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: forsythe@onramp.net
NENSLO writes:
>I PITY anyone who is enough of a condupe to think that they
>personally are not qualified to be WORLD OVERLORD and control the lives
>of all other living creatures, and I try to live my life as an example to
>you all.
You're pathetic, Ken. My fucking CAT wants to be WORLD OVERLORD but the most
it can possibly accomplish is coughing up a few hairballs now and again.
The UGLY TRUTH is that NOBODY is qualified to be WORLD OVERLORD. It's
something you have to buy. WHAT DO YOU THINK DOBBS IS REALLY SELLING
ANYWAY? You're no "example." You're depressingly average. You're just
another frustrated squid-like white boy sitting around with your shriveled
pecker in your hand claiming to be important 'cause your SO DAMNED CLEVER.
Just hope that when the MORON FREAKS WITH ALL THE GUNS take over, they think
you're amusing so they don't KILL you an EAT you.
Oh, and while you're picking bits of your splattered little ego off your
keyboard, I'd like to point out that you ERRED in another thread. It was
Gnonis number *19* (Spring 1991), not *16* that you infested, you
sycophantic, twit. Shit, you don't even know you're own publications!
"Multiplexture of Terminologistics" Ha! Schoolboy drivel.
--
Charles Forsythe forsythe@onramp.net Dale & Greg: now in my killfile!
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Subject: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From : matta@lclark.edu (Matt Alexander)
In article forsythe@onramp.net writes:
>Just hope that when the MORON FREAKS WITH ALL THE GUNS take over, they think ^^^^^
>you're amusing so they don't KILL you an EAT you.
You mispelled "MORMON". Hope this helps.
-- Matt Alexander "Stays crunchy in milk"
<matta@lclark.edu>
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh.. Now you tell me what you know." -Marx
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Ahhhh, yeesssss, more, more more more! Keep thinking about me,
talking about me, writing about me, all of you! Look me up, learn all my
dark secrets, and blab them to the world! Show me your devotion! Prove
that I am real, that I matter to you, that I can MAKE YOU REACT!
I win whenever you think of me. You make me real.
-N-
----Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995--------------
"First batter this present world to rubble,
Then the other may rise, if that's the plan."
-Goethe, Faust pt.1
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: forsythe@onramp.net
NENSLO writes:
>Keep thinking about me, talking about me, writing about me, all of you!
Oh, nice try, but I'm not going to fall for that! In fact, I've been
IGNORING YOU for several days now. It was even on my status report at
work:
Weekly accomplishments:
Wrote initialization code
Upgrading workstation to IRIX 5.3
------------->IGNORED THAT IDIOT NENSLO *********
Diagrammed object class heirarchy
I've ignored you while driving, eating, fucking, masturbating my cats,
watching "Facts of Life," talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many
aspects of my life now include the extra aspect of the fact that I INGORE
YOU while I do them.
Just this afternoon, I had friends over to watch a tape of Richard and
Karen Carpenter on "The Dating Game." I pointed out to my friends, several
times, that Richard and Karen Carpenter were amusing to watch on "The
Dating Game" and that NENSLO was not anywhere to be seen and could be
SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon
the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you
are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full
of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is
EASY to IGNORE NENSLO, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think
of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said,"We
heard voices, what were you doing." I proudly announced that I was
IGNORING NENSLO. Then they wanted to know who NENSLO was.
So I told them all about NENSLO, showed some of his pamphlets and -- of
course -- Gnosis #19 and even Donna Kossy's book which has little to do
with NENSLO. They've all agreed to IGNORE NENSLO too.
So there. Ya rat bastard. I HAVE the Magenta Adaptions.
--
Charles Forsythe forsythe@onramp.net Proud Member of Team Sinclair ZX-80
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From : Rev Ivan Stang
Ah, I see that my new Auto-Nenslo Version 2.01 program is working PERFECTLY!!
Dr. Ivan Stang, Inventor
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Actually, to backtrack a little, I usually make a point of never
agreeing with BUTTFACED GEEKS but in this case mr forsythe is correct in
saying that no-one is qualified to be world overlord. However, EVERYONE
is qualified to BELIEVE THEMSELVES QUALIFIED to be World Overlord, and it
is that belief which grants TOTAL IMMUNITY to type 1 ConProg.
Unfortunately that belief is itself type 5 ConProg. So you can't win.
See my "Last Words" in RevX, which explain everything.
And you sure can believe anything Trixter says about Nenslo.
Furthermore, Rev.Stang, the answer is STILL no. So just forget it.
And in conclusion, let me say that the fact that I spent Martin
Luther King Day either sleeping or puking and in continuous agonizing
pain has nothing to do with my melanin count. I was just sick. Happens
all the time.
And oh, yes, just one other thing
--
----Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995--------------
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend)
nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) wrote:
> Ahhhh, yeesssss, more, more more more! Keep thinking about me,
> talking about me, writing about me, all of you! Look me up, learn all my
> dark secrets, and blab them to the world! Show me your devotion! Prove
> that I am real, that I matter to you, that I can MAKE YOU REACT!
> I win whenever you think of me. You make me real.
Yes, one COULD ignore nenslo and his pitiful physical infirmities...
but I simply can't ignore the TERRIBLE TAPES he submits to the Hour of Slack.
These are unforgivable.
On the other hand, if friend nenslo DIES before realizing his dream of becoming
high universal overlord, well, then, you're all gonna feel mighty ashamed of
yourselves for not giving the guy a little break now and then, aren't ya?
DNS
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Subject: Re: NENSLO, you utter weiner
From: departed@netcom.com (just passing through)
In article , NENSLO <nenslo@teleport.com> wrote:
>Actually, to backtrack a little, I usually make a point of never
>agreeing with BUTTFACED GEEKS but in this case mr forsythe is correct in
>saying that no-one is qualified to be world overlord. However, EVERYONE
>is qualified to BELIEVE THEMSELVES QUALIFIED to be World Overlord, and it
>is that belief which grants TOTAL IMMUNITY to type 1 ConProg.
>Unfortunately that belief is itself type 5 ConProg. So you can't win.
>See my "Last Words" in RevX, which explain everything.
I don't know; it seems to me that you CAN win, only you can't ever know
it; the instant you've declared that "I'VE WON!" you've slipped down
a chute into a Conspiracy bin which they have all ready for you. But
maybe, just maybe, you could kind of hover in the tube, edging this way
and that, sort of bouncing around getting ALL READY to pop into a bin
and then changing your mind just at that moment of delicious anticipation
of HAVING WON. And if you think the Con has a bin just designed for
people who like to bounce around and procrastinate in this way, who think
they've outsmarted the system, maybe THEN you could go ahead and WALLOW
in the NAKED PLEASURE of being categorized -- until you decided that
maybe you DIDN'T LIKE IT and you wanted to go for a bin that was really
a bin and not just horking around in the chute.
At least you could give their slotting/binning machines a hell of a workout
inventing ENTIRELY NEW categories just for you. I'd be happy with that!
Until I wanted something else, that is.
>----Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995--------------
Hmm.
-- Rich W. (departed@netcom.com)
ps so what are types 2-4 ConProg?
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