Praise Dobbs and the juke joint JHVH-1 dances at children, the votes
are pouring in! At last there's proof for the scoffers that this
church is a church that MEANS what it says and DOES it. My cup
SPEWETH over that there are TRUE BELIEVERS out there with the
fortitittytude to SHOW MEAN GREEN for their FAITH.
LET NOT the blasphemers and blastiopodiatrists sway you with the
mark of the Corrected Foot children. WEAR your gland on the OUTSIDE
and make them SMELL IT, for they have not the third nostril to whiff
with. Be an OLA-FACTORY for "Bob" and PUMP that Yeti Stench into the
air where they CAN'T IGNORE IT.
Some may say to you that this is a JOKE. Merely a vehicle for art and
humor that couldn't otherwise get coverage. A JOKE doesn't do 529
radio shows. A JOKE doesn't publish four books. A JOKE doesn't
produce copious audio and videotapes, travel the country putting on
live shows or have their primary leader's face TRADEMARKED by the CON
to RUB THEIR NOSES IN THEIR OWN LAWS.
And a JOKE doesn't get people to SEND MONEY IN THE MAIL to VOTE.
What DOES get people to send money?
Only J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius, children.
At least we're the only ones that do it UP FRONT and HONESTLY,
instead of filtering the money through special interest groups and
campaign funds. We don't need that. We've eliminated the middleman
by promoting the Overman and the Uberfemme and all the Ultrabetweens.
By making each and every one of us the Center Stage, the Main Course,
the DOUBLE FEATURE WITH TWO CARTOONS, we've overcome their hallowed
boundaries and ALL become NUMBER ONE. That is, number one next to
"Bob", the Greatest Zero In The Universe.
THIS is IT children. THIS is the chance you've been waiting for, to
JAM IT UP THE CONSPIRACY SNOUT ONE TIME before the saucers come.
THIS is your CALLING OUT TO ACTION.
EXPOSE yourself to them, and let them know you're NOT part of their
precious FOOD CHAIN of SOULS.
EVERY SubGenius can be SubPresident and SHOULD BE ALREADY. But in
order to make it UNDERSTANDABLE to the CONtrarians, we need to do
it LOUDLY and BRIGHTLY and with FLAMING RAMPANT BEHAVIOR, as well
as do it like they do, with VOTES and CASH.
CRASH the system. CASH IN on the system. SMASH the SYSTEM in the
PINK GROIN and let them know the YETI have ARISEN.
IT TAKES DOLLARS children. ONE DOLLAR == ONE VOTE.
VOTE for YOU. VOTE for ANYONE. If you can't make up your mind,
VOTE for ME for telling you to VOTE.
Oh, "Bob", gimme some of that SWEET YETI ACTION.
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