Can you SEE ME? Am I talking to a BRICK WALL? Is there anybody out
there (in spooky Pink Floyd voice)? WHY WON'T YOU KILL ME?
For Pete's pretty Paint By Numbers sake I'm BEGGING for it.
If you won't VOTE for me, then vote to KILL ME. And we can do THAT
the AMURRRICUN way too, with DOLLARS. Let ME be the citizens of
the SubGenius Bohpohl. Let ME be the PTSD flashback on EVERY TV!
WHAT DOES IT TAKE? Are you so STEEPED and STOKED with CONtinuity
that you have to be told to SEND MONEY FIRST? Is THAT what you want?
To BUY ME like a burger at a drive-through? I WON'T HAVE IT.
NONONONONONONONONONO
I WILL rant you into SENDING a DOLLAR. DAMN IT, JUST ONE.
Everybody ELSE gets one, and it's MY TURN. THIS is IT. THIS is
WHAT I DO. It deserves a dollar as much as ANY OF THE OTHER stuff,
if even just to SHUT ME UP.
Oh, I could pout and whine and piss and moan, except. NO I CAN'T.
That is NOT the way I conduct myself before "Bob". I can only go
FULL SQUIRT, BALLS TO THE WINDSHIELD, 3 2 1 LIFTOFF SATURN FIVE
TRANSLUNAR INSERTION AFTERBURNER OVERDRIVE. THAT is my Yeti way.
This is DEVIVAL right to your console. This is CHURCHIFYING
right to your EYES, HOT off the presses, still STEAMING FRESH
and JUICY. This is bone gnawing at its FINEST.
Well, I asked nice. And not so nice. I ain't heard word one yet.
Oh, I won't STOP. Because I CAN'T. I'll EARN it whether you send it
or not. Come on, make an old bitweaver happy, wontcha? Launch one for
the WHITE KNUCKLED GRIPPER.
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